OT: Golf Shot

[Rick]

Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly
realized that his wife, Jean, was about to tee off from the red tees,
directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit
Jean directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.


A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her
autopsy.


"Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?


"Yes sir," Lloyd replied, "that's correct."


"Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean's right hip. Do you know
anything about that?


"Yes sir," Lloyd said, "That would have been my mulligan."

[TRAGChick]

Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly
realized that his wife, Jean, was about to tee off from the red tees,
directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit
Jean directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.


A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her
autopsy.


"Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?


"Yes sir," Lloyd replied, "that's correct."


"Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean's right hip. Do you know
anything about that?


"Yes sir," Lloyd said, "That would have been my mulligan."

Um....

Gonna have to call by Golf-playing Brother-in-Law.

...I don't get it.

[Rick]

Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly
realized that his wife, Jean, was about to tee off from the red tees,
directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit
Jean directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.


A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her
autopsy.


"Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?


"Yes sir," Lloyd replied, "that's correct."


"Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean's right hip. Do you know
anything about that?


"Yes sir," Lloyd said, "That would have been my mulligan."

Um....

Gonna have to call by Golf-playing Brother-in-Law.

...I don't get it.

A mulligan is a do-over in Golf.

[mistiejourney]

Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly
realized that his wife, Jean, was about to tee off from the red tees,
directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit
Jean directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.


A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her
autopsy.


"Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?


"Yes sir," Lloyd replied, "that's correct."


"Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean's right hip. Do you know
anything about that?


"Yes sir," Lloyd said, "That would have been my mulligan."

Oh that is BAD!!!!!!!

[7 Wishes]

Rick, don't ever change, man. You're the bomb.

[Michigan Girl]

It's even funnier when you have to explain it!!!!!

[lights1961]

Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly
realized that his wife, Jean, was about to tee off from the red tees,
directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit
Jean directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.


A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her
autopsy.


"Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?


"Yes sir," Lloyd replied, "that's correct."





"Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean's right hip. Do you know
anything about that?


"Yes sir," Lloyd said, "That would have been my mulligan."

LOVED IT!!! I bet he shot his best round that day!!

I NEED GOLF and any kind of snow melt so i can think about golf again!!

Rick