"Don Dokken Facts"

[Rip Rokken]

I'm collecting facts on Don Dokken (just like Chuck Norris). Here's the first...

"When Don Dokken farts, his wind breaks in at #12 on the Billboard Top 20."


Any others?

[Rick]

I'm collecting facts on Don Dokken (just like Chuck Norris). Here's the first...

"When Don Dokken farts, his wind breaks in at #12 on the Billboard Top 20."


Any others?

[Uno_up]

While I was napping, I had a dream that an ex-girlfriend was riding me then turned into a giant insect and began devouring my head. Anyone want to trade dreams?

[Rip Rokken]

While I was napping, I had a dream that an ex-girlfriend was riding me then turned into a giant insect and began devouring my head. Anyone want to trade dreams?

No way... Your dream is fortelling of your future. It means your girlfriend is like a Preying Mantis who uses her feminine wiles to suck you in, but then makes off with half your loot after you marry her. Beware!

[Natalie]

While I was napping, I had a dream that an ex-girlfriend was riding me then turned into a giant insect and began devouring my head. Anyone want to trade dreams?

No way... Your dream is fortelling of your future. It means your girlfriend is like a Preying Mantis who uses her feminine wiles to suck you in, but then makes off with half your loot after you marry her. Beware!

Sounds like Rip has had a similar dream in the past!

[Perrydise]

While I was napping, I had a dream that an ex-girlfriend was riding me then turned into a giant insect and began devouring my head. Anyone want to trade dreams?

No way... Your dream is fortelling of your future. It means your girlfriend is like a Preying Mantis who uses her feminine wiles to suck you in, but then makes off with half your loot after you marry her. Beware!

You really need to write a book Rip.

[conversationpc]

While I was napping, I had a dream that an ex-girlfriend was riding me then turned into a giant insect and began devouring my head. Anyone want to trade dreams?

No way... Your dream is fortelling of your future. It means your girlfriend is like a Preying Mantis who uses her feminine wiles to suck you in, but then makes off with half your loot after you marry her. Beware!

Sounds like the inspiration behind "Kiss of Death".

[Rip Rokken]

Ok, we need more DD facts! How about this one... (umm... thinking....)

"The reason the price of gold is so high is because half the world's supply is hanging on Don Dokken's walls in album form."

[weatherman90]

Maybe we can raise Don Dokken to the iconic status of Chuck Norris...

I can't think of any at the moment but I will post them when they come to me.

[Perrydise]

Ok, we need more DD facts! How about this one... (umm... thinking....)

"The reason the price of gold is so high is because half the world's supply is hanging on Don Dokken's walls in album form."

Ok. Let me try.

Don Dokken thinks he is the 8th wonder of the world. Oh yes he does.

(someone really needs to talk to Rip's wife)

[Vladan]

I'm collecting facts on Don Dokken (just like Chuck Norris). Here's the first...

"When Don Dokken farts, his wind breaks in at #12 on the Billboard Top 20."


Any others?

Rockin with dokken hey. I love the album "Back For The Attack". But thats as far as it goes. The rest is just too camp for my liking.

[Rip Rokken]

Ok. Let me try.

Don Dokken thinks he is the 8th wonder of the world. Oh yes he does.

(someone really needs to talk to Rip's wife)

How about this:

"It don't matter how much Che3p V1agra you take, Don Dokken will always have 2 inches more than you."

[Rhiannon]

Any others?

Everytime Dokken makes love, an angel gets its wings.

[Rip Rokken]

Everytime Dokken makes love, an angel gets its wings.

"That's not an angel you hear singing... It's Don Dokken clearing his sinuses."

[Rip Rokken]

“If Don Dokken played football, he’d set the all-time world record for scoring – with the cheerleaders.”

[Rhiannon]

Everytime Dokken makes love, an angel gets its wings.

"That's not an angel you hear singing... It's Don Dokken clearing his sinuses."

It is rumored that Don Dokken's tears can heal flesh wounds, however, this is only a rumor.

[yulog]

[Rhiannon]

Don Dokken invented cheeseburgers by throwing a cow at a chain-link fence.

[Playitloudforme]

Don Dokken and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

[mikemarrs]

elvis presley humble and graciously walked up to don back in the seventies and told him to name his first band dokken.he also said there will be a new music called hair metal and i won't be there to see it but i really would love to have that hairstyle.i'm laughing just imagining elvis with cinderella style hair.

[mikemarrs]

also elvis lived and had a mid life crisis in 1987 and starting hanging out on the sunset strip at the rainbow and the whiskey with players like dokken,motley crue,great white and guns n roses.they say the 50's rocker was riding harleys with don dokken and chasing skirts all over town.he banged a willing groupie at one of his favorite hamburger joints and she has a paternity case against elvis.but elvis said don went after him when they were taking turns banging the girl and don was the one who got the girl pregnant not him.the baby below is grown now.....

[Rip Rokken]

“Terrorists fear Don Dokken, because they know if he dies first, there won’t be any virgins left waiting for them in the afterlife.”

[Rip Rokken]

"There's no such thing as a lunar eclipse -- there is only Don Dokken mooning the world from a hotel balcony."

[Andrew]

I'm collecting facts on Don Dokken (just like Chuck Norris). Here's the first...

"When Don Dokken farts, his wind breaks in at #12 on the Billboard Top 20."


Any others?

Jeezuz dude...if you are going to go the Chuck Norris route, at least pick someone within 20 miles of being credible enough to pull off such a feat!!

I dig Dokken, but seriously mate...

[Vladan]

I'm collecting facts on Don Dokken (just like Chuck Norris). Here's the first...

"When Don Dokken farts, his wind breaks in at #12 on the Billboard Top 20."


Any others?

Jeezuz dude...if you are going to go the Chuck Norris route, at least pick someone within 20 miles of being credible enough to pull off such a feat!!

I dig Dokken, but seriously mate...

Oh I couldn't agree more. Don Dokken is cool, though he's no Coverdale, Turner, Dio, or even Jamison! for that matter.

[Rip Rokken]

Jeezuz dude...if you are going to go the Chuck Norris route, at least pick someone within 20 miles of being credible enough to pull off such a feat!!

I dig Dokken, but seriously mate...

Oh I couldn't agree more. Don Dokken is cool, though he's no Coverdale, Turner, Dio, or even Jamison! for that matter.

I think both of you need a little more indokktrination, then.... How about this:

“In many states, Don Dokken has to walk around with his schlong hanging out, because the fines for indecent exposure are much cheaper than for carrying a concealed weapon.”

[Rip Rokken]

"Don Dokken is usually the last one to board an airplane, because he's made of so much metal he can't get thru the detectors without setting them off."

[Rip Rokken]

"If you want to know how Don Dokken is in the sack, just ask your mother... or your sister... or both."

[Rip Rokken]

"Don Dokken bring so much rock to his concerts that he's required to tie it down with a tarp while driving on the freeway."

[Andrew]

You need a Dokken board. Goodnight.