OT-Clay Aiken going to be a daddy

by **Angiekay** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:00 am

This is just creepy gross to me for some reason.

Clay Aiken is going to be a father. TMZ.com reported on Thursday (May 29th) that Jaymes Foster, Aiken's close friend and music producer, was artificially inseminated with the former American Idol runner-up's sperm. Foster will reportedly give birth in August, and Aiken plans to be involved with parenting their child.

Jaymes Foster, who is divorced and whose age is estimated to be about 50, is the sister of legendary music producer David Foster. She is a Grammy-winning producer in her own right, and has worked with the 29-year-old Aiken on several albums. She was also a former judge on the TV shows Popstars and Star Search.

by **NealIsGod** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:02 am

I heard Reuben Studdard turned her down first. :lol:

Maybe there is a new industry waiting to be "tapped" - American Idol Finalist Sperm. June special - 50% off Justin Guarini.

by **Rhiannon** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:08 am

Revelations 20:08 -- "And behold ye in the end times, Clay Aiken will reproduce, thou will knowst by this sign that the end draweth near."

by **Jeremey** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:09 am

Clay is the new Michael Jackson.

by **Jeremey** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:09 am

Less the talent.

by **Rhiannon** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:12 am

NealIsGod wrote:Maybe there is a new industry waiting to be "tapped" - American Idol Finalist Sperm. June special - 50% off Jason Guarini.

I know someone who'll take some David Cook to go... *coughsGBUNScoughs* :lol:

by **conversationpc** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:12 am

Jeremey wrote:Less the talent.

by **DracIsBack** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:14 am

Jeremey wrote:Less the talent.

No kidding. As eccentric and weird as Michael Jackson became, he'll always have "THRILLER" on his resume. Not sure what Clay Aiken will have.

by **rayzke** » Sat May 31, 2008 12:04 pm

IF Peter Pan would have grown up he would look like Clay Aiken.... :lol:

by **Rick** » Sat May 31, 2008 12:12 pm

Who's the other daddy? :lol:

by **jrnyjunky** » Sat May 31, 2008 12:46 pm

You are right that is freakin' creepy. He creeps me out just looking at him. I guess he creeps Jaymes out too or they would have done it the old fashion way. At least its alot more fun that a sterile doctors office.

by **Lula** » Sat May 31, 2008 12:58 pm

i'm confused

by **Maui Tom** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:02 pm

Clay Aiken can produce SPERM?

by **Since 78** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:05 pm

This is just creepy gross to me for some reason.

Thats because it is creepy gross :lol:

by **Ms_M** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:14 pm

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

by **Shadowsong** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:23 pm

This sick sick world
has just got sicker...

Why didn't she just call David Guess Who
Somewhere over the rainbow ex
OOOH yeah, he has a headache...

:roll:

by **nolippin** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:29 pm

I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that Clay Aiken is the father or that the mother is 50.

by **conversationpc** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:30 pm

nolippin wrote:I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that Clay Aiken is the father or that the mother is 50.

Ooh, ooh! I know this one! {raising hand}

The answer is A! :lol:

by **Jeremey** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:37 pm

It's just a miracle that Clay could keep himself from snacking on all that product during the first few trials.

by **Natalie** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:38 pm

Jeremey wrote:It's just a miracle that Clay could keep himself from snacking on all that product during the first few trials.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:

I just laughed so hard I think a little bit of pee came out.

by **stevew2** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:39 pm

Natalie wrote:
Jeremey wrote:It's just a miracle that Clay could keep himself from snacking on all that product during the first few trials.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just laughed so hard I think a little bit of pee came out.

A little bit ?

by **Natalie** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:41 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
Jeremey wrote:It's just a miracle that Clay could keep himself from snacking on all that product during the first few trials.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just laughed so hard I think a little bit of pee came out.
A little bit ?

Yes, I have amazing control-it's a wonder any came out at all.

by **Jeremey** » Sat May 31, 2008 3:00 pm

"If I was invisibile....I'd watch you with a turkey baster and my sperm...."

Clay's baby was first accidentally inseminated as Paul Ruben's brunch about 3 months ago, before cooler heads prevailed.

Egh....Time for bed, methinks.

by **Natalie** » Sat May 31, 2008 3:05 pm

Jeremey wrote:"If I was invisibile....I'd watch you with a turkey baster and my sperm...."

Clay's baby was first accidentally inseminated as Paul Ruben's brunch about 3 months ago, before cooler heads prevailed.

Egh....Time for bed, methinks.

That's a good idea....cuz if you keep going, I'm gonna have to change my panties soon. :lol:

by **Shadowsong** » Sat May 31, 2008 3:58 pm

Well pee on...

LOL

I feel more sorry for that poor unfortunate egg...

Having Aikens for a daddy
& spending 9 months inside that dark hole
only to see first light in the eyes of mommy & daddy

Yikes///

:shock:

by **Sarah** » Sat May 31, 2008 4:15 pm

Why would he agree to do that when he wouldn't even do it the old fashioned way?

by **Shadowsong** » Sat May 31, 2008 4:26 pm

OOOH yeah,

One quick pop in the cup
& Achin boy is history....

Where's Daddy, Mommy?

"OOOh don't you fret, He's just some Achin Fool & we don't need him anymorel!"

:idea:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:14 pm

NealIsGod wrote:June special - 50% off Justin Guarini.

*throws up breakfast* :lol:

I read the thread title and thought "No shit? Well, I'll be... I woulda swore that he was..."

Then I read the details and I'm back on track.

by **nolippin** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:31 pm

conversationpc wrote:
nolippin wrote:I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that Clay Aiken is the father or that the mother is 50.

Ooh, ooh! I know this one! {raising hand}

The answer is A!

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:07 pm

Natalie wrote:
Jeremey wrote:"If I was invisibile....I'd watch you with a turkey baster and my sperm...."

Clay's baby was first accidentally inseminated as Paul Ruben's brunch about 3 months ago, before cooler heads prevailed.

Egh....Time for bed, methinks.

That's a good idea....cuz if you keep going, I'm gonna have to change my panties soon.

He always had that effect on women. DAMN I wish I had that power! :shock:

MR

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