Walmart Knucklehead

[Michael Leigh]

WalMart only hires the best and brightest.

Pay peanuts and you get mokeys!!

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

i WAS going to check out the Wally World supply just out of curiosity (I pre-ordered) but now I am so very frightened.......

[UncleKG]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

[Angiekay]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Yes, because that was SO the point of the post! You must work at Walmart to be so offended.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

just to clarify---

I will be very afraid that I will go ape doo doo in the cd aisle if they haven't put it out.

sorry, Robin--that came out wrong.

[pinkfloyd1973]

WalMart only hires the best and brightest.

Pay peanuts and you get mokeys!!

And trolls that can't spell......BTW our Wal-Mart here in the south suburbs of Chicago have been BIG time promoting the new Journey CD, they've been showing promo video of the band on the mini TV's and the tv's in the Electronics department (I also checked, we have about 5 copies)


Robin (am I really a monkey?)

[pinkfloyd1973]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Yes, because that was SO the point of the post! You must work at Walmart to be so offended.

I'm one up on him cuz I can spell

Robin (most Wal-Mart associates are not stupid)

[Since 78]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Bad Move to mess with AK and Spelling

[UncleKG]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Yes, because that was SO the point of the post! You must work at Walmart to be so offended.

Got it. Well, I assume you did that to try and be funny. It's good that your spelling is stronger than your comedic abilities.

[Angiekay]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Yes, because that was SO the point of the post! You must work at Walmart to be so offended.

Got it. Well, I assume you did that to try and be funny. It's good that your spelling is stronger than your comedic abilities.

I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, I was wrong, you don't have to just work at Walmart to be a dumbass.

Everything spelled correctly for ya, hoss?

[Michigan Girl]

[UncleKG]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Yes, because that was SO the point of the post! You must work at Walmart to be so offended.

Got it. Well, I assume you did that to try and be funny. It's good that your spelling is stronger than your comedic abilities.

I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, I was wrong, you don't have to just work at Walmart to be a dumbass.

Everything spelled correctly for ya, hoss?

A bit sensitive today, aren't we? I understand. If I had to live in South Dakota, I'd be pissed off, too.

[Angiekay]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Yes, because that was SO the point of the post! You must work at Walmart to be so offended.

Got it. Well, I assume you did that to try and be funny. It's good that your spelling is stronger than your comedic abilities.

I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, I was wrong, you don't have to just work at Walmart to be a dumbass.

Everything spelled correctly for ya, hoss?

A bit sensitive today, aren't we? I understand. If I had to live in South Dakota, I'd be pissed off, too.

Don't worry, we don't want you here either. All the idiots are in Iowa, try there, I think you'd fit in fine


(no offense lights! )

[UncleKG]

You should really stay on the meds.

Let's run this exchange down:

1. You tried to make a joke about Walmart workers and customers being stupid, and mispelled a word in the post
2. I pointed out you misspelled the word
3. Because your joke didn't work, I'm now the dumbass for not "getting it," as opposed to you being the dumbass for assuming everyone would automatically catch on to your "obvious joke."

I realize that because you've posted here over 2,000 times, you feel these are "your people" and how dare this "newbie" say anything negative in your direction. Point taken.

Being one of the most frequent posters on a message board is akin to being the most attractive waitress at Denny's.....it doesn't mean much. Carry on.

[Angiekay]

You should really stay on the meds.

Let's run this exchange down:

1. You tried to make a joke about Walmart workers and customers being stupid, and mispelled a word in the post
2. I pointed out you misspelled the word
3. Because your joke didn't work, I'm now the dumbass for not "getting it," as opposed to you being the dumbass for assuming everyone would automatically catch on to your "obvious joke."

I realize that because you've posted here over 2,000 times, you feel these are "your people" and how dare this "newbie" say anything negative in your direction. Point taken.

Being one of the most frequent posters on a message board is akin to being the most attractive waitress at Denny's.....it doesn't mean much. Carry on.

And you really need to get a life if all you're going to do is come on here with your head up your ass not knowing shit about anything and have nothing better to say but to correct a spelling error.

If you stick around, you might want to shut your pie hole for a while and learn the typing styles and personalities of people here so you don't make yourself look like a bigger ass then you already have.

[UncleKG]

"Head up my ass, not knowing shit about anything?" Really? OK.

Well, I know a megalomaniac when I see one.

I know you think you're a special little snowflake, unique and different from all the others. The reality is, you're a radio DJ in a city of a couple hundred thousand people in South Dakota. You're not nearly as cool or as important as you think you are, so you validate your existence by posting incessantly on a music message board (speaking of needing to get a life). It's a sad existence, but if it works for you...

Now, go cue up the same 10 Led Zep and Pink Floyd tunes EVERY classic rock station plays, make sure the computer doesn't screw up the next set of commercials and pray your station owners don't decide to eliminate your position in favor of a satellite feed. I'm sure your dozens of loyal listeners would be crushed!

Oh, and don't forget to work on that 30 seconds of crafted spontaneity you'll drop during the next stop set. It must be a bit disheartening to know that every time you get a chance to speak, commuters all across Sioux Falls are breaking their fingers by hitting the "scan" button so hard.

You have a nice day now.

[Angiekay]

OMG...you are SOOO cool!! Typical know it all, not really knowing shit. Ah, another day on MR and another troll. As far as my career...jealousy will get you nowhere, sweetheart, so stick to your dead end job asking people if they'd like fries with that.

Jesus, where is Deano when the trash needs to be taken out?

[Red13JoePa]

Me, NIG and Dean made those SAME jokes about AKay being a DJ in the ClearChannel age like 4 years ago, and she's still on the air spinning tunes and still here posting (and arguing ).
Prolly, hopefully be the same 4 years from now.

[UncleKG]

I'm just having fun punching your buttons now (much like the buttons you push in the studio! See, it all comes full circle). The angrier you get, the funnier it is.

As far as your "career," I spent a number of years in that "career" until I realized that hey, being a DJ has about as much to do with the music business as being a farmer does to being in the restaurant business. They're related, certainly, but....

But you have fun slinging T-shirts and handing out bumper stickers under the pop-up tent at the next grocery store grand opening. I'm sure you get free concert tickets and all the swag you can carry, so I'm certain that makes you a pretty big fish in your little pond. More power to you.

There's no more "spinning tunes," though, Red13. More like, "watch the computer screen and hope the hard drive doesn't crash."

[Angiekay]

As far as your "career," I spent a number of years in that "career" until I realized that hey, being a DJ has about as much to do with the music business as being a farmer does to being in the restaurant business. They're related, certainly, but....

I.E you sucked and didn't have what it took to make it...but it's your story so you "spin" it anyway you want, sugar

[UncleKG]

I'm sure it would make this discussion easier to digest if you thought I failed at something you've obviously done so well in...let's see, you work in a market so small that Arbitron doesn't have a number ranking for it...oh, but wait...in 2001 it was the 211th largest metro market in the U.S. Yeah, your "career" is on a meteoric rise. TODAY, SIOUX FALLS...TOMORROW....ummmm.....uhhhh.....YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO (don't laugh, at least they're 101 on the Arbitron ranking)!!!.....

No, you see, I realized there is more to life than spending four hours a day staring at a computer screen, waiting for stop sets for a chance to actually speak on air, and knowing that everyone listening was thinking the same thing about me as they do 99.8% of the radio announcers working today, which is "Shut up and play another song." Regardless of whether you want to believe it, they're all thinking the same thing about you, too.

So far I've gotten a "sweetheart" and a "sugar" from you. I think I'll call you Lois Einhorn.

Lois: "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking."

As far as my career, I'll put it this way: radio announcers interview the sports figures I work with. Can I request "When the Levee Breaks?"

[Angiekay]

I'm sure it would make this discussion easier to digest if you thought I failed at something you've obviously done so well in...let's see, you work in a market so small that Arbitron doesn't have a number ranking for it...oh, but wait...in 2001 it was the 211th largest metro market in the U.S. Yeah, your "career" is on a meteoric rise. TODAY, SIOUX FALLS...TOMORROW....ummmm.....uhhhh.....YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO (don't laugh, at least they're 101 on the Arbitron ranking)!!!.....

No, you see, I realized there is more to life than spending four hours a day staring at a computer screen, waiting for stop sets for a chance to actually speak on air, and knowing that everyone listening was thinking the same thing about me as they do 99.8% of the radio announcers working today, which is "Shut up and play another song." Regardless of whether you want to believe it, they're all thinking the same thing about you, too.

So far I've gotten a "sweetheart" and a "sugar" from you. I think I'll call you Lois Einhorn.

Lois: "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking."

As far as my career, I'll put it this way: radio announcers interview the sports figures I work with. Can I request "When the Levee Breaks?"

Oh....Wow. you can read and use a computer. Your mom must be proud she can leave you at home alone now.

Color me impressed from your fine work at a library computer in Bozeman MT.


Sports figures? Sorry...little league doesn't count.

[conversationpc]

I'm sure it would make this discussion easier to digest if you thought I failed at something you've obviously done so well in...let's see, you work in a market so small that Arbitron doesn't have a number ranking for it...oh, but wait...in 2001 it was the 211th largest metro market in the U.S. Yeah, your "career" is on a meteoric rise. TODAY, SIOUX FALLS...TOMORROW....ummmm.....uhhhh.....YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO (don't laugh, at least they're 101 on the Arbitron ranking)!!!.....

No, you see, I realized there is more to life than spending four hours a day staring at a computer screen, waiting for stop sets for a chance to actually speak on air, and knowing that everyone listening was thinking the same thing about me as they do 99.8% of the radio announcers working today, which is "Shut up and play another song." Regardless of whether you want to believe it, they're all thinking the same thing about you, too.

So far I've gotten a "sweetheart" and a "sugar" from you. I think I'll call you Lois Einhorn.

Lois: "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking."

As far as my career, I'll put it this way: radio announcers interview the sports figures I work with. Can I request "When the Levee Breaks?"

Oh....Wow. you can read and use a computer. Your mom must be proud she can leave you at home alone now.

Color me impressed from your fine work at a library computer in Bozeman MT.


Sports figures? Sorry...little league doesn't count.

Angie, it's pretty obvious that this guy is hot for you.

[NealIsGod]

I'm sure it would make this discussion easier to digest if you thought I failed at something you've obviously done so well in...let's see, you work in a market so small that Arbitron doesn't have a number ranking for it...oh, but wait...in 2001 it was the 211th largest metro market in the U.S. Yeah, your "career" is on a meteoric rise. TODAY, SIOUX FALLS...TOMORROW....ummmm.....uhhhh.....YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO (don't laugh, at least they're 101 on the Arbitron ranking)!!!.....

No, you see, I realized there is more to life than spending four hours a day staring at a computer screen, waiting for stop sets for a chance to actually speak on air, and knowing that everyone listening was thinking the same thing about me as they do 99.8% of the radio announcers working today, which is "Shut up and play another song." Regardless of whether you want to believe it, they're all thinking the same thing about you, too.

So far I've gotten a "sweetheart" and a "sugar" from you. I think I'll call you Lois Einhorn.

Lois: "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking."

As far as my career, I'll put it this way: radio announcers interview the sports figures I work with. Can I request "When the Levee Breaks?"

Oh....Wow. you can read and use a computer. Your mom must be proud she can leave you at home alone now.

Color me impressed from your fine work at a library computer in Bozeman MT.


Sports figures? Sorry...little league doesn't count.

Angie, it's pretty obvious that this guy is hot for you.

Everybody who brawls with AKay ends up loving her afterward. One of MR's prized posters. You'll find that out, KG.

[conversationpc]

Everybody who brawls with AKay ends up loving her afterward. One of MR's prized posters. You'll find that out, KG.

I've had a crush on her ever since the first time we threw down about Kansas.

[pinkfloyd1973]

Is no one going to point out the irony in the post about how "the help is as stupid as the cliental," MISSPELLED "CLIENTELE?!!!"

I found a copy at a Wal-Mart in Delaware on Sat. night, May 31st.

Yes, because that was SO the point of the post! You must work at Walmart to be so offended.

Got it. Well, I assume you did that to try and be funny. It's good that your spelling is stronger than your comedic abilities.

I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, I was wrong, you don't have to just work at Walmart to be a dumbass.

Everything spelled correctly for ya, hoss?

A bit sensitive today, aren't we? I understand. If I had to live in South Dakota, I'd be pissed off, too.

Don't worry, we don't want you here either. All the idiots are in Iowa, try there, I think you'd fit in fine


(no offense lights! )

IOWA=Idiots Out Wandering Aimlessly



Robin

[Angiekay]

Everybody who brawls with AKay ends up loving her afterward. One of MR's prized posters. You'll find that out, KG.

I've had a crush on her ever since the first time we threw down about Kansas.

That sucky band the state was named after?

[FishinMagician]

"Head up my ass, not knowing shit about anything?" Really? OK.

Well, I know a megalomaniac when I see one.

I know you think you're a special little snowflake, unique and different from all the others. The reality is, you're a radio DJ in a city of a couple hundred thousand people in South Dakota. You're not nearly as cool or as important as you think you are, so you validate your existence by posting incessantly on a music message board (speaking of needing to get a life). It's a sad existence, but if it works for you...

Now, go cue up the same 10 Led Zep and Pink Floyd tunes EVERY classic rock station plays, make sure the computer doesn't screw up the next set of commercials and pray your station owners don't decide to eliminate your position in favor of a satellite feed. I'm sure your dozens of loyal listeners would be crushed!

Oh, and don't forget to work on that 30 seconds of crafted spontaneity you'll drop during the next stop set. It must be a bit disheartening to know that every time you get a chance to speak, commuters all across Sioux Falls are breaking their fingers by hitting the "scan" button so hard.

You have a nice day now.

in all seriousness, why do radio stations play the same "classic rock" shit over and over all day everyday???? is it like a rule you have to play stairway to heaven at least 3 times a day?

[Angiekay]

in all seriousness, why do radio stations play the same "classic rock" shit over and over all day everyday???? is it like a rule you have to play stairway to heaven at least 3 times a day?

Our station plays songs once a day minimum cute exaggeration though.


First of all, it's the genre. It's CLASSIC ROCK, those are the songs that made up that genre. It's not new rock or last years rock, although our station plays a lot of ninties and new rock from classic artists. Part of it IS a matter or corporate dictating playlists, although, again, our station is mostly left to it's own devices because out of Cumulus' 700+ stations, we (in our nowhere, unrated cow town here in the plains) are in the top ten in terms of billing revenue. Our station also plays a lot of blues.

Nine times out of ten, when I take a request, it's the SAME songs that so many people claim to get sick of hearing all. the. time, although with a ton of surveys that stations across the nations perform.

[texafana]

I got off work at 6am and drove my tired ass over to Wallyworld to snag up my Journey CD. I walked down the rack and found the CD spacer advertising the CD's release as June 3rd, but no CD's. I checked through the rows next to it and still nothing. There was a Wally Worker wandering around aimlessly in the isle so I asked her where the CD was. She looked kind of puzzled and said she didn't know. Then asked "is it a DVD?" I reponded that it wasn't and pointed to the spacer thing. She still looked puzzled. Then she tried to tell me that the CD's didn't come in yet and she didn't know if they'd be getting any. I showed her the spacer for the CD and told her that it't advertised RIGHT HERE!!! She walked away with no expression at all. Kind of like she was in a trance, or on some pretty heavy meds. I was pissed and turned around to leave and noticed one of their big carts at the end of the isle. I then motioned to her and asked her if it was possibly in the boxes on the cart and she told me NO again. So I took it upon myself to go to the cart, and right next to her, pull out the fucking CD, right from the top box, that was opened, and that she was counting or something. I told her "This is the one you said wasn't here". I started walking away and she got all mad and said that "We can't sell it yet!!! You can't do that" I looked at my watch and informed her that it was June 3rd and the release date that they had advertised was June 3rd, so I'm going to pay for it at the front counter. The fucking tool stood there looking puzzled again and went back to what she was doing.... Morons...

I now have my cd set home safe and sound

Probably wasn't her department, etc. You should have simply talked to one of the managers instead of pushing the issue with a clerk who didn't know better.