OT: Embarassing moments.....

[stevew2]

i have to many, and they happen weekly

Yeah, kinda got the feeling your whole life was an embarrassing moment


We loves ya, Stevie-Woo

Thanks

[tammy]

When I was 24, I was teaching Elementary School PE in West Texas. I went to the annual state PE conference in Dallas. Unlike previous years, I went by myself and went in the school car. While I was in Dallas, I went to a bar way over in South Dallas, a rough, rough neighborhood. I stayed until about 10:00 and decided I'd better get going. Well, it was December and it was dark outside. I drove around lost and scared to stop and asked directions. I'll admit it, I'm white and it was an all black neighborhood. Problem was, I started to have the urge to pee. Then it got worse and worse. I could NOT find a decent place to stop, so I pulled in the parking lot of a school. I was gonna get out and pee, then I got to thinking about the headlines of a teacher getting caught pissing in a school parking lot in S. Dallas. I opted instead to get a Styrofoam cup from the back seat and pee while still in the relative "safety" of the car. The first thing I noticed when I start peeing was...WARMTH. I held the cup up in the moonlight and saw that the bottom was out!!!!!!!!!! I had just pissed myself, in the school Caprice, at 10:30 at night, in S. Dallas!!! I had to drive around for another hour before I found my hotel, covered in pee, as well as the seat covered!!! That car was RIPE by the time I got back to Lubbock. I ALMOST felt bad when the coaches had to take that car the next weekend...........true story, ask Larryfromnextdoor.

Omg, that story made me really laugh..."held the cup up in the moonlight..." Funny stuff all of you.

[mikemarrs]

eight years ago i started working a night job doing security at a lumber yard that makes hardwood flooring.well the first night i was there the whole breakroom and bathroom area flooded and i even tried to clean it up even though it wasn't my job since i was so eager to make a very good first impression.well after trying my best i realized that it was going to take someone coming there to clean it up because it was a pretty out of control mess.well i looked at the names on the little list and called gertrude who was supposed to take care of the mess who i figured must be the janitor or something.so i wait and this is about eight at night so it was still fairly early and i was also told management sometimes stopped by periodically at night to do little odd and end stuff and office work.well anyway i heard someone in the office and this was a very well dressed and soft spoken older guy who looked like he might own the place and he told me he was there finishing some stuff in the office and he asked me how i was.i told him i was irritated and that i was waiting on that damn gertrude to arrive because he had a mess to clean up and couldn't he be responsible and at least show up and get started.the man looked a little agitated and looked at me and said...'son i am gertrude.'
,talk about being humiliated.i felt about two feet tall and like a dumbass.

[Michigan Girl]

eight years ago i started working a night job doing security at a lumber yard that makes hardwood flooring.well the first night i was there the whole breakroom and bathroom area flooded and i even tried to clean it up even though it wasn't my job since i was so eager to make a very good first impression.well after trying my best i realized that it was going to take someone coming there to clean it up because it was a pretty out of control mess.well i looked at the names on the little list and called gertrude who was supposed to take care of the mess who i figured must be the janitor or something.so i wait and this is about eight at night so it was still fairly early and i was also told management sometimes stopped by periodically at night to do little odd and end stuff and office work.well anyway i heard someone in the office and this was a very well dressed and soft spoken older guy who looked like he might own the place and he told me he was there finishing some stuff in the office and he asked me how i was.i told him i was irritated and that i was waiting on that damn gertrude to arrive because he had a mess to clean up and couldn't he be responsible and at least show up and get started.the man looked a little agitated and looked at me and said...'son i am gertrude.'
,talk about being humiliated.i felt about two feet tall and like a dumbass.

Yeah, I can see how that would really be embarrassing for him......

[Deb]

When I was 24, I was teaching Elementary School PE in West Texas. I went to the annual state PE conference in Dallas. Unlike previous years, I went by myself and went in the school car. While I was in Dallas, I went to a bar way over in South Dallas, a rough, rough neighborhood. I stayed until about 10:00 and decided I'd better get going. Well, it was December and it was dark outside. I drove around lost and scared to stop and asked directions. I'll admit it, I'm white and it was an all black neighborhood. Problem was, I started to have the urge to pee. Then it got worse and worse. I could NOT find a decent place to stop, so I pulled in the parking lot of a school. I was gonna get out and pee, then I got to thinking about the headlines of a teacher getting caught pissing in a school parking lot in S. Dallas. I opted instead to get a Styrofoam cup from the back seat and pee while still in the relative "safety" of the car. The first thing I noticed when I start peeing was...WARMTH. I held the cup up in the moonlight and saw that the bottom was out!!!!!!!!!! I had just pissed myself, in the school Caprice, at 10:30 at night, in S. Dallas!!! I had to drive around for another hour before I found my hotel, covered in pee, as well as the seat covered!!! That car was RIPE by the time I got back to Lubbock. I ALMOST felt bad when the coaches had to take that car the next weekend...........true story, ask Larryfromnextdoor.

Omg, that story made me really laugh..."held the cup up in the moonlight..." :lol: Funny stuff all of you.

That's the part that cracked me up too.

[SteveForever]

When I was 24, I was teaching Elementary School PE in West Texas. I went to the annual state PE conference in Dallas. Unlike previous years, I went by myself and went in the school car. While I was in Dallas, I went to a bar way over in South Dallas, a rough, rough neighborhood. I stayed until about 10:00 and decided I'd better get going. Well, it was December and it was dark outside. I drove around lost and scared to stop and asked directions. I'll admit it, I'm white and it was an all black neighborhood. Problem was, I started to have the urge to pee. Then it got worse and worse. I could NOT find a decent place to stop, so I pulled in the parking lot of a school. I was gonna get out and pee, then I got to thinking about the headlines of a teacher getting caught pissing in a school parking lot in S. Dallas. I opted instead to get a Styrofoam cup from the back seat and pee while still in the relative "safety" of the car. The first thing I noticed when I start peeing was...WARMTH. I held the cup up in the moonlight and saw that the bottom was out!!!!!!!!!! I had just pissed myself, in the school Caprice, at 10:30 at night, in S. Dallas!!! I had to drive around for another hour before I found my hotel, covered in pee, as well as the seat covered!!! That car was RIPE by the time I got back to Lubbock. I ALMOST felt bad when the coaches had to take that car the next weekend...........true story, ask Larryfromnextdoor.

OMG! I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, thanks for sharing!!!!