Real or not... That entire read is hilarious
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OT: Nudez Plz
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by Arianddu » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:00 pm
Hmmm, the bride appears to have a receding hairline. And despite waiting till marriage to lose his virginity, apparently they got married because a little freak is on the way...
I'm crying bogus. But amusing in a sick, guilty kind of way.
I'm crying bogus. But amusing in a sick, guilty kind of way.
Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!
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by Arianddu » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:03 pm
T-Bone wrote:My favorite line of that entire read was someone saying: with a head like that bitch doesn't have dreams she has movies
OUCH!!
Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!
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by ebake02 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:05 pm
Fucking hilarious!!! I needed that.
That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.
Great line too!
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by Arianddu » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:35 pm
Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!
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by ProgRocker53 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:40 pm
"I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God."
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Re: OT: Nudez Plz
by bluejeangirl76 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:34 am
"Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies"
Color me shocked.
Color me shocked.
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by Gin and Tonic Sky » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:34 am
ROTFLMAO. 
That was the funniest thing Ive read since.. oh two minutes ago when I read that thread where Deano jumpted into Grannys body and started talking. Ive read but two threads tonight, and I ve pissed my shorts, snorted Guiness at the keyboard and split my sides wide open. Despite the mess I think I needed it. ! Thank you Melodic Rock.com Journey forum.
That was the funniest thing Ive read since.. oh two minutes ago when I read that thread where Deano jumpted into Grannys body and started talking. Ive read but two threads tonight, and I ve pissed my shorts, snorted Guiness at the keyboard and split my sides wide open. Despite the mess I think I needed it. ! Thank you Melodic Rock.com Journey forum. Matt
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by Saint John » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:05 am
That had to be Rockindeano that wrote that.ebake02 wrote:
That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.
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by Rick » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:12 am
Saint John wrote:That had to be Rockindeano that wrote that.ebake02 wrote:
That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.
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by ProgRocker53 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:55 am
Rick wrote:Saint John wrote:That had to be Rockindeano that wrote that.ebake02 wrote:
That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.
I thought the exact same thing!!!!!
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by bluejeangirl76 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:02 pm
StocktontoMalone wrote:What can be said about this one?
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What's Bill Cosby doing there?
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by bluejeangirl76 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:49 pm
Read the last post on the bottom of page 4...
(that's as far as I went. I'm not about to look through all that). There's no way this is real.
Someone stole a pack of pictures from Walmart and posted them all. That's what I see going on.
(that's as far as I went. I'm not about to look through all that). There's no way this is real.
Someone stole a pack of pictures from Walmart and posted them all. That's what I see going on.
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by lights1961 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:54 pm
T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.
you were there??? HAHAHA
no way that is real..Rick
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by bluejeangirl76 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:05 pm
T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.
That's what I meant... real pics, but someone else posting them and making up the story.
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by Don » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:11 pm
bluejeangirl76 wrote:T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.
That's what I meant... real pics, but someone else posting them and making up the story.
I'm thinking his story might be better than the real one.
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by lights1961 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:17 pm
Gunbot wrote:bluejeangirl76 wrote:T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.
That's what I meant... real pics, but someone else posting them and making up the story.
I'm thinking his story might be better than the real one.
sometimes though you CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP...
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