And the worst band ever award goes to.....

[Saint John]

me and a friend were drinking one day and i got punched in the mouth by a yes geek back in the late 1980's because he showed me a yes album and asked me to comment on it.i told him to let me think about it for a minute and told him i'd be right back.i went to the bathroom and defacated on this album titled fragile by yes.i brought it back and told him yes its fragile be careful,lol.he didn't take kindly to it but thats what i thought.after he punched me in the mouth i rared back and knocked that fuckers glasses off his face and rearranged his damn nose for him too.he said to get out of his house and don't ever come back and me and my friend made sure if we were going to hang out and party to make sure before hand what the musical entertainment would be.you'll shoot me first before i lay around listening to shit like yes,dave matthews,etc.

This is a great story. We have to hang out some time. I've done very similar shit (no pun intended ).

[wastingbeerz]

I'm not sure it gets much worse than The Dave Matthews Band. I'd rather lick random Porta Pottie toilet seats than listen to them fuckers.

NO KIDDING. WHAT is the deal with DMB? I can't stand them.

Yeah, they seem like a glorified stoner/college band at best... but probably why they're such a phenomenon among trendy college kids and stoners... especially the latter. For some reason they get to play TWO dates in Pittsburgh almost every year, and end up selling out both... WTF?

No question that DMB are good players- BUT just because you can play fast or intricate stuff doesn't give someone's music merit. You HAVE to be stoned to appreciate them I guess. Just like the Grateful Dead. When the drugs wore off, their audience went "JEEZUS! These guys SUCK"

DMB, Creed, and Nickelback are 3 bands that I won't tolerate being played in my presence. If I'm in a bar, that's when its time to get myself more shitfaced.

[epresley]

I'm not sure it gets much worse than The Dave Matthews Band. I'd rather lick random Porta Pottie toilet seats than listen to them fuckers.

NO KIDDING. WHAT is the deal with DMB? I can't stand them.

Yeah, they seem like a glorified stoner/college band at best... but probably why they're such a phenomenon among trendy college kids and stoners... especially the latter. For some reason they get to play TWO dates in Pittsburgh almost every year, and end up selling out both... WTF?

No question that DMB are good players- BUT just because you can play fast or intricate stuff doesn't give someone's music merit. You HAVE to be stoned to appreciate them I guess. Just like the Grateful Dead. When the drugs wore off, their audience went "JEEZUS! These guys SUCK"

DMB, Creed, and Nickelback are 3 bands that I won't tolerate being played in my presence. If I'm in a bar, that's when its time to get myself more shitfaced.

Throw in Nickelcrack for me too-hate 'em.

[X factor]

I hated when MTV would play any videos of Mott The Hoople. They sounded like garbage to me.

WHen the hell did MTV play Mott the Hoople???

[Don]

I hated when MTV would play any videos of Mott The Hoople. They sounded like garbage to me.

WHen the hell did MTV play Mott the Hoople???

When they started in 81, right between Echo and the Bunnymen, and QuarterFlash.

[epresley]

I hated when MTV would play any videos of Mott The Hoople. They sounded like garbage to me.

WHen the hell did MTV play Mott the Hoople???

When they started in 81, right between Echo and the Bunnymen, and QuarterFlash.

Oh yeah, I forgot, MTV USED to play music...........

[ProgRocker53]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

[PianoMan1986]

I have always thought YES and STEELY DAN both BLOW!!!!! I cannot stand Yes' self-indulgence, those 20 minute songs.

Ive always liked Steely Dan. You have to be in the exact right mood for it, but theyve got a couple of clas songs. I ve always loved the lyrics from Deacon blues:

" THey got a name for winners in this world, I want a name when I lose. They call Alabama the Crimson Tide . Call me Deacon Blues."

Steely Dan- HATE them. All of my fellow musician buddies are like "ooh, listen to the chords and inversions they use, blah blah blah". I don't care. Their music and their singer blows. Hate that band.
Jethro Tull's another. Blech. Worthless. NO FLUTES IN ROCK~!

I'd have to disagree with you as far as YES goes, but then again they do have their own following. I will agree with you on STEELY DAN though...the only thing remotely humorous about them is the origin of their name. Also, Jethro Tull's not worthless when you look at what they did and brought to the table.

[PianoMan1986]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

Yep, the TING TINGS are horrible.

[Rick]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

Did you see any of their other videos? Holy shit, this one is worse than That's Not My Name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNIYuDZZpU

[Don]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

Did you see any of their other videos? Holy shit, this one is worse than That's Not My Name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNIYuDZZpU

Rick,
What did you end up doing to get your computer fixed, R2 the whole thing?

[Rick]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

Did you see any of their other videos? Holy shit, this one is worse than That's Not My Name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNIYuDZZpU

Rick,
What did you end up doing to get your computer fixed, R2 the whole thing?

New motherboard, processor, ram and power supply. It's a runnin' bitch now.

[Don]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

Did you see any of their other videos? Holy shit, this one is worse than That's Not My Name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNIYuDZZpU

Rick,
What did you end up doing to get your computer fixed, R2 the whole thing?

New motherboard, processor, ram and power supply. It's a runnin' bitch now.

My DVD burner just bit the dust (Pioneer), I'd love to get a BlueRay, the archiving space alone would be awesome.

[Rick]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

Did you see any of their other videos? Holy shit, this one is worse than That's Not My Name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNIYuDZZpU

Rick,
What did you end up doing to get your computer fixed, R2 the whole thing?

New motherboard, processor, ram and power supply. It's a runnin' bitch now.

My DVD burner just bit the dust (Pioneer), I'd love to get a BlueRay, the archiving space alone would be awesome.

Those drives are still $200 plus and the media is $5 to $25 a disc. They'll come down a shitload if you give it some time.

Edit: Fry's has a Blu Ray burner for $149.

[ProgRocker53]

THE TING TINGS suck worse than any other band mentioned on this thread.

Did you see any of their other videos? Holy shit, this one is worse than That's Not My Name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNIYuDZZpU

I will only admit this once.

I wasted 45 pitiful minutes and listened to their whole album.

This broad I was chasing after listed them as her favorite band so I thought I'd take a listen to them thinking hey, it can't be that bad.

Believe me.

It was.

[UncleKG]

me and a friend were drinking one day and i got punched in the mouth by a yes geek back in the late 1980's because he showed me a yes album and asked me to comment on it.i told him to let me think about it for a minute and told him i'd be right back.i went to the bathroom and defacated on this album titled fragile by yes.i brought it back and told him yes its fragile be careful,lol.he didn't take kindly to it but thats what i thought.after he punched me in the mouth i rared back and knocked that fuckers glasses off his face and rearranged his damn nose for him too.he said to get out of his house and don't ever come back and me and my friend made sure if we were going to hang out and party to make sure before hand what the musical entertainment would be.you'll shoot me first before i lay around listening to shit like yes,dave matthews,etc.

Sure you did.

[ProgRocker53]

me and a friend were drinking one day and i got punched in the mouth by a yes geek back in the late 1980's because he showed me a yes album and asked me to comment on it.i told him to let me think about it for a minute and told him i'd be right back.i went to the bathroom and defacated on this album titled fragile by yes.i brought it back and told him yes its fragile be careful,lol.he didn't take kindly to it but thats what i thought.after he punched me in the mouth i rared back and knocked that fuckers glasses off his face and rearranged his damn nose for him too.he said to get out of his house and don't ever come back and me and my friend made sure if we were going to hang out and party to make sure before hand what the musical entertainment would be.you'll shoot me first before i lay around listening to shit like yes,dave matthews,etc.

Sure you did.

Hey, people do crazy shit when drunk.

[finalfight]

me and a friend were drinking one day and i got punched in the mouth by a yes geek back in the late 1980's because he showed me a yes album and asked me to comment on it.i told him to let me think about it for a minute and told him i'd be right back.i went to the bathroom and defacated on this album titled fragile by yes.i brought it back and told him yes its fragile be careful,lol.he didn't take kindly to it but thats what i thought.after he punched me in the mouth i rared back and knocked that fuckers glasses off his face and rearranged his damn nose for him too.he said to get out of his house and don't ever come back and me and my friend made sure if we were going to hang out and party to make sure before hand what the musical entertainment would be.you'll shoot me first before i lay around listening to shit like yes,dave matthews,etc.

Sure you did.

Hey, people do crazy shit when drunk.

I'm calling for a reality check too...no way this happened, unless copious amounts of crack were involved! And if it did, who would admit to it...? Totally classless not to mention downright weird.

[ProgRocker53]

At least he didn't shit on Close to the Edge, then I would have to fight him too.

I'd never shit on anyone's album, even if it was a Ting Tings/Buckcherry split record!

[mikemarrs]

i've done some wild exciting crazy things in my time.some people would think its funny,some would think its cool and of course some would think its weird but that goes with the territory.all my friends used to love hanging with me because they knew if things got boring sooner or later i'd do something off the wall to liven things up.to be honest i'm fairly boring these days because a lot of times back when i did those crazy things i was intoxicated with alcohol or drugs but i wouldn't change any of it.yep i surely did do that to the album,lol.it may have been classless or strange but at the time it was funny as hell and no crack was involved only alcohol.we can move on to the dope stories but if you think this one was strange you definitely wouldn't want to hear the others.i'm like any other person who partied hard for years in that i've done things that were a blast and i've done things i regret deeply.shitting on a yes album is something i don't regret,lol.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

[Jethro Tull's another. Blech. Worthless. NO FLUTES IN ROCK~!

hey now!! wait just a darn minute!!!! it is that kind of attitude that keeps me stuck in the church orchestra!!!!





I almost bought the new Nickelback tonight. sorry--love 'em. but Eric (ChynaBlue)has too much new stuff out so Chad will have to wait.

ya gotta be in the right frame of mind to appreciate, or tolerate, DMB.

[finalfight]

[Jethro Tull's another. Blech. Worthless. NO FLUTES IN ROCK~!

hey now!! wait just a darn minute!!!! it is that kind of attitude that keeps me stuck in the church orchestra!!!!





I almost bought the new Nickelback tonight. sorry--love 'em. but Eric (ChynaBlue)has too much new stuff out so Chad will have to wait.

ya gotta be in the right frame of mind to appreciate, or tolerate, DMB.

Fuck Nickelback.

And that ladies and gentlemen is the one and only time you will ever see me swear on this board.

[Don]

I have always thought YES and STEELY DAN both BLOW!!!!! I cannot stand Yes' self-indulgence, those 20 minute songs.

Ive always liked Steely Dan. You have to be in the exact right mood for it, but theyve got a couple of clas songs. I ve always loved the lyrics from Deacon blues:

" THey got a name for winners in this world, I want a name when I lose. They call Alabama the Crimson Tide . Call me Deacon Blues."

Steely Dan- HATE them. All of my fellow musician buddies are like "ooh, listen to the chords and inversions they use, blah blah blah". I don't care. Their music and their singer blows. Hate that band.
Jethro Tull's another. Blech. Worthless. NO FLUTES IN ROCK~!

No Flutes, with one exception:
The Moody Blues. Question is a great Rock and Roll tune.

[larryfromnextdoor]

At least he didn't sh_t on Close to the Edge, then I would have to fight him too.

I'd never sh_t on anyone's album, even if it was a Ting Tings/Buckcherry split record!

that was funny prog!...

[conversationpc]

I'm not sure it gets much worse than The Dave Matthews Band. I'd rather lick random Porta Pottie toilet seats than listen to them fuckers.

NO KIDDING. WHAT is the deal with DMB? I can't stand them.

I have tried a few times to get into them...Couldn't do it. They suck.

[conversationpc]

me and a friend were drinking one day and i got punched in the mouth by a yes geek back in the late 1980's because he showed me a yes album and asked me to comment on it.i told him to let me think about it for a minute and told him i'd be right back.i went to the bathroom and defacated on this album titled fragile by yes.i brought it back and told him yes its fragile be careful,lol.he didn't take kindly to it but thats what i thought.after he punched me in the mouth i rared back and knocked that fuckers glasses off his face and rearranged his damn nose for him too.he said to get out of his house and don't ever come back and me and my friend made sure if we were going to hang out and party to make sure before hand what the musical entertainment would be.you'll shoot me first before i lay around listening to shit like yes,dave matthews,etc.

Yes' "Fragile" is one of my favorite albums ever. "South Side of the Sky" and "Heart of the Sunrise" both kick maximum ass.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

[No Flutes, with one exception:
The Moody Blues. Question is a great Rock and Roll tune.

oh dear.

that is the worst flute solo in the history of the planet. from a flutist point of view. tone, hand position, FINGERING!! no vibrato.

breathe.

ok--i'm done.

but I love the Moody Blues. just not those coupla minutes.

[Don]

[No Flutes, with one exception:
The Moody Blues. Question is a great Rock and Roll tune.

oh dear.

that is the worst flute solo in the history of the planet. from a flutist point of view. tone, hand position, FINGERING!! no vibrato.

breathe.

ok--i'm done.

but I love the Moody Blues. just not those coupla minutes.

Blasphemy!
There is a reason that you stay two floors down.

[stevew2]

[No Flutes, with one exception:
The Moody Blues. Question is a great Rock and Roll tune.

oh dear.

that is the worst flute solo in the history of the planet. from a flutist point of view. tone, hand position, FINGERING!! no vibrato.

breathe.

ok--i'm done.

but I love the Moody Blues. just not those coupla minutes.

Moody Blues were fuckin awesome,

[Don]

[No Flutes, with one exception:
The Moody Blues. Question is a great Rock and Roll tune.

oh dear.

that is the worst flute solo in the history of the planet. from a flutist point of view. tone, hand position, FINGERING!! no vibrato.

breathe.

ok--i'm done.

but I love the Moody Blues. just not those coupla minutes.

Moody Blues were fuckin awesome,

ARE awesome, they still tour, there's no quit in those guys.