OT - MAN LAW

by **YoungJRNY** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:05 am

There are too many man laws that women will not understand. Women have their "laws" but 90% of the time we don't pay attention to them because it usually deals with stuff that includes drama.

Man Law #1: We appreciate you, then you must appreciate us. If not.. game on.

Man Law #2: A women who knows sports is an instant turn on..regardless of looks.

Man Law #3: The voice. When you talk, we listen. We just don't hear it all. FACT.

Man Law #4: Men need their male friends more than women need their girlfriends.

Man Law #5: Do whatever it takes to get noticed by a female. NOTE: Once the man gets the female, he moves on to another prey.

Man Law #6: Man VS Man. Never dis-respect another mans territory. It's like a mama and her cubs. You invade, the defense finishes.

Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

Man Law #7: Men are more physical than you think.

Man Law #8: If our female won't give us our "appreciation" then we will go get it somewhere else.

Man Law #9: No matter how macho we act, we always want and need a women to treat like diamonds. FACT.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:06 am

Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:The 'Beautiful Day' thread has unearthed my softer side....

Maybe BJG will loan you a pair of her soft pink little panties, so you may fully engage your feminine side. Heck, I have Lula's on right now. feels good, real good.

How the hell is BJG getting dragged into this?
I'm a good girl.

I don't share my panties. (I'm also a selfish girl :twisted:

)

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:07 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:The 'Beautiful Day' thread has unearthed my softer side....

Maybe BJG will loan you a pair of her soft pink little panties, so you may fully engage your feminine side. Heck, I have Lula's on right now. feels good, real good.

How the hell is BJG getting dragged into this?
I'm a good girl.
I don't share my panties. (I'm also a selfish girl )

Just curious, but can you share with us what type of underwear you don? I have to know. I am doing a study of sorts. No, really, I am.

by **strangegrey** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:10 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't share my panties.

Damn!!!

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:14 am

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How the hell is BJG getting dragged into this?
I'm a good girl.
I don't share my panties. (I'm also a selfish girl )

Just curious, but can you share with us what type of underwear you don? I have to know. I am doing a study of sorts. No, really, I am.

Wow man. That's not very sunshiney and rainbowey, by which I mean, I'm a lady, so show some fucking respect. :twisted:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:15 am

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:17 am

strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't share my panties.

Damn!!!

She must be a commando girl.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:18 am

Rhiannon wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't share my panties.

Damn!!!

She must be a commando girl.

Well hey there blabbermouth, what's your story? High cut briefs, thong, Granny panties? Please tell.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:19 am

Rhiannon wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't share my panties.

Damn!!!

She must be a commando girl.

Hey.

What's up with the 'bluejeangirl's panties' thread?
Could you all go back to crapping Care Bears and nevermind my britches, please? Thx.

by **S2M** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:23 am

by **strangegrey** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:25 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't share my panties.

Damn!!!

She must be a commando girl.

Hey. What's up with the 'bluejeangirl's panties' thread?
Could you all go back to crapping Care Bears and nevermind my britches, please? Thx.

It's not the britches, it's what the britches are cradling. :twisted:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:35 am

strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't share my panties.

Damn!!!

She must be a commando girl.

Hey. What's up with the 'bluejeangirl's panties' thread?
Could you all go back to crapping Care Bears and nevermind my britches, please? Thx.

It's not the britches, it's what the britches are cradling.

Christ dude, why don't you just come right out and ask to fuck the shit out of her? Make things easier wouldn't you say?

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:39 am

Rockindeano wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't share my panties.

Damn!!!

She must be a commando girl.

Hey. What's up with the 'bluejeangirl's panties' thread?
Could you all go back to crapping Care Bears and nevermind my britches, please? Thx.

It's not the britches, it's what the britches are cradling.

Christ dude, why don't you just come right out and ask to fuck the shit out of her? Make things easier wouldn't you say?

Stranger Danger!!! I think I need an adult!!!

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:40 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Stranger Danger!!! I think I need an adult!!!

You'll get my royalty bill in the mail.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:44 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Stranger Danger!!! I think I need an adult!!!

You'll get my royalty bill in the mail.

And then I'll forward the royalty to Family Guy where I stole that from.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:51 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Stranger Danger!!! I think I need an adult!!!

You'll get my royalty bill in the mail.

And then I'll forward the royalty to Family Guy where I stole that from.

Steal this(grabbing crotch) :twisted:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:58 am

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Stranger Danger!!! I think I need an adult!!!

You'll get my royalty bill in the mail.

And then I'll forward the royalty to Family Guy where I stole that from.

Steal this(grabbing crotch)

In honor of your return I'll recycle an old favorite...

Go cornhole a wolverine.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:00 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Go cornhole a wolverine.

Do Michigan Girl? WTF?

by **TRAGChick** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:33 am

Luvsaugeri wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Luvsaugeri wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:MAN LAW #2 - SMFP = SPORTS. You women have your SMFP, and we men have our sporting events. Please do not talk, blast music. Tell us the dog is humping the neighbor's poodle, scream the house is on fire, or any other declaration of astonishment while we are watching 11 guys kick the shit out of the other 11 guys. We do not care if you put up SMFP lightswitch covers. Sleep with a SMFP duvet cover. Drink your Tab with a SMFP cozy. Just let us watch a game in peace. MAN LAW

I'm impressed you know what a duvet cover is!!

I'm unimpressed that you assume MEN are the only ones who want to watch the game!!!

SO true MG!!!!

+1

+1! Dammit :twisted:

by **TRAGChick** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:37 am

You DO REALIZE there's a BEER CAMPAIGN built around this phrase...??

:wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dixNKEZpXI4

by **TRAGChick** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:55 am

Man Law #1: We appreciate you, then you must appreciate us. If not.. game on.

My Husband....check.

Man Law #2: A women who knows sports is an instant turn on..regardless of looks.

I love Football...getting more into Baseball. Check.

Man Law #3: The voice. When you talk, we listen. We just don't hear it all. FACT.

Um YEAH.....and it causes BIIIIIG problems there...

Man Law #4: Men need their male friends more than women need their girlfriends.

Fine. Whatever. We're not attached at the hip.

Man Law #5: Do whatever it takes to get noticed by a female. NOTE: Once the man gets the female, he moves on to another prey.

**Game Show Buzzer** HOW OLD are you?

Man Law #6: Man VS Man. Never dis-respect another mans territory. It's like a mama and her cubs. You invade, the defense finishes

Um....whatever.

Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

REALLY? Exhibit A, please.

Man Law #7: Men are more physical than you think.

Yeah; I know that.

Man Law #8: If our female won't give us our "appreciation" then we will go get it somewhere else.

Well then...you're with the wrong woman.

Man Law #9: No matter how macho we act, we always want and need a women to treat like diamonds. FACT

I know.

by **RedWingFan** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:24 am

TRAGChick wrote:
Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

REALLY? Exhibit A, please.

Well Nora, after over 5 years of marriage, my wife STILL won't let me put it in her butt....and that really hurts my feelings!!! :lol:

by **Rick** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:26 am

RedWingFan wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:
Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

REALLY? Exhibit A, please.

Well Nora, after over 5 years of marriage, my wife STILL won't let me put it in her butt....and that really hurts my feelings!!!

by **Don** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:46 am

RedWingFan wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:
Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

REALLY? Exhibit A, please.

Well Nora, after over 5 years of marriage, my wife STILL won't let me put it in her butt....and that really hurts my feelings!!!

Start with the tongue, then a finger, then more fingers, then carrots and slowly work your way up to the right size. It might take a few months but you'll get there. :wink:

by **Luvsaugeri** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:47 am

Gunbot wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:
Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

REALLY? Exhibit A, please.

Well Nora, after over 5 years of marriage, my wife STILL won't let me put it in her butt....and that really hurts my feelings!!!

Start with the tongue, then a finger, then more fingers, then carrots and slowly work your way up to the right size. It might take a few months but you'll get there.

by **RedWingFan** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:48 am

Gunbot wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:
Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

REALLY? Exhibit A, please.

Well Nora, after over 5 years of marriage, my wife STILL won't let me put it in her butt....and that really hurts my feelings!!!

Start with the tongue

Yeah, I'll do that right after I finish my bowl of shit soup!!!! :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:50 am

Gunbot wrote:Start with the tongue, then a finger, then more fingers, then carrots and slowly work your way up to the right size. It might take a few months but you'll get there.

If I wasn't typing a PM to Cyndy, I would have beat you to it, and had the same exact thing posted. Dude, you share my brain. I would also like to add however, that RWF, get your old lady some "Numb Butt." Works like a charm, and you will benefit from her present. It really is a stupendous invention. Magnificent in fact.

by **Don** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:51 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:
Man Law #6: Men are more emotional than you think.

REALLY? Exhibit A, please.

Well Nora, after over 5 years of marriage, my wife STILL won't let me put it in her butt....and that really hurts my feelings!!!

Start with the tongue
Yeah, I'll do that right after I finish my bowl of shit soup!!!!

I forgot about that, If the tip of your tongue touches something that's too soft, evacuate and grab the Listerine and Aquafresh, and start scrubbing.

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:58 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Stranger Danger!!! I think I need an adult!!!

You'll get my royalty bill in the mail.

And then I'll forward the royalty to Family Guy where I stole that from.

Steal this(grabbing crotch)

In honor of your return I'll recycle an old favorite...

Go cornhole a wolverine.

The Wolverines have taken enough abuse in honor of his return.....next... :wink:

by **artist4perry** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:12 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Do we women get to add our own?

Nope, just stand idly by and beg for one of us men to impose our will upon you broads.

Woman law ...............

MR

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