I got in a lot of trouble with my parents once when I.....

[7 Wishes]

A moose once bit my sister. They blamed it on me.

[G.I.Jim]

One of my worst experiences I had with my parents was when I was 16 years old. I had a little pimped out truck that I drove up the hill to a buddy of mine's house. I stayed out late, and tried to leave to come home around 1:00 am. When I tried to start my truck, it wouldn't start. My house was downhill, so I figured "what the hell...I'll just coast down!". Bad idea! I didn't know that with hydraulic brakes, you only get about 5 or 6 pumps on the brakes before the brakes go out!!!

I start coasting down the hill probably a quarter mile away), and tapped my brakes a few times to slow down. My parents have a pretty steep driveway, so I tried to take the driveway pretty quick so I'd make it all the way up. When I got to the top, I tried to brake, and the brakes went all the way to the floor! I went through the garage door (which was made of wood and real glass) and ran right into my mom's car!

My dad comes running out in his underwear yelling "JESUS H CHRIST!!!". My mom was laughing like hell after I told them what happened, but all my dad sees is dollar signs. He probably used every word in the dictionary and THEN some that night. I don't think I did any damage to my moms car, just destroyed the garage door, and the hood of my truck. Pretty bad night, but it is funny as hell looking back at it.

[Arianddu]

A moose once bit my sister. They blamed it on me.

Was she carving her initials on it with a sharpened toothbrush?

[SherriBerry]

A moose once bit my sister. They blamed it on me.

Are you Canadian?

[artist4perry]

A moose once bit my sister. They blamed it on me.

Are you Canadian?

Sounds like a line from "The Holy Grail".

A Møøse once bit my sister...

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No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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[Ehwmatt]

One of my worst experiences I had with my parents was when I was 16 years old. I had a little pimped out truck that I drove up the hill to a buddy of mine's house. I stayed out late, and tried to leave to come home around 1:00 am. When I tried to start my truck, it wouldn't start. My house was downhill, so I figured "what the hell...I'll just coast down!". Bad idea! I didn't know that with hydraulic brakes, you only get about 5 or 6 pumps on the brakes before the brakes go out!!!

I start coasting down the hill probably a quarter mile away), and tapped my brakes a few times to slow down. My parents have a pretty steep driveway, so I tried to take the driveway pretty quick so I'd make it all the way up. When I got to the top, I tried to brake, and the brakes went all the way to the floor! I went through the garage door (which was made of wood and real glass) and ran right into my mom's car!

My dad comes running out in his underwear yelling "JESUS H CHRIST!!!". My mom was laughing like hell after I told them what happened, but all my dad sees is dollar signs. He probably used every word in the dictionary and THEN some that night. I don't think I did any damage to my moms car, just destroyed the garage door, and the hood of my truck. Pretty bad night, but it is funny as hell looking back at it.

I woulda kicked your ass if you were my son... that's a story for the ages. How much did that get passed around at school?

[Esc]

... gave our poodle brain damage.

i gotta hear this one.

When I was 3 or 4 I whacked our poodle in the head with a Bozo doll. Knocked her out cold. She was never right after that.

[stevew2]

One of my worst experiences I had with my parents was when I was 16 years old. I had a little pimped out truck that I drove up the hill to a buddy of mine's house. I stayed out late, and tried to leave to come home around 1:00 am. When I tried to start my truck, it wouldn't start. My house was downhill, so I figured "what the hell...I'll just coast down!". Bad idea! I didn't know that with hydraulic brakes, you only get about 5 or 6 pumps on the brakes before the brakes go out!!!

I start coasting down the hill probably a quarter mile away), and tapped my brakes a few times to slow down. My parents have a pretty steep driveway, so I tried to take the driveway pretty quick so I'd make it all the way up. When I got to the top, I tried to brake, and the brakes went all the way to the floor! I went through the garage door (which was made of wood and real glass) and ran right into my mom's car!

My dad comes running out in his underwear yelling "JESUS H CHRIST!!!". My mom was laughing like hell after I told them what happened, but all my dad sees is dollar signs. He probably used every word in the dictionary and THEN some that night. I don't think I did any damage to my moms car, just destroyed the garage door, and the hood of my truck. Pretty bad night, but it is funny as hell looking back at it.

Did you get a good South Carolina ass whopping?? You should have you retard. Power brakes are only good when you have power Sarge, didnt they teach you that shit??

[The Sushi Hunter]

Did you get a good South Carolina ass whopping?? You should have you retard. Power brakes are only good when you have power Sarge, didnt they teach you that shit??

Driving school or whoever is doing it, doesn't teach new drivers dick anymore. People these days basically don't even know how to change a fucking flat tire anymore, let alone know where to find it in their cars. I don't know about everyone else, but when I was learning to drive, that was the very first thing I had to learn to do before I could proceed to get behind the wheel and learn to drive. But then again, it was my father who taught me to drive, I learned on a real car, a 65' Chrysler New Yorker. Great car to learn to drive in, learn lots about physics cause it's big and heavy as shit.

[stevew2]

Did you get a good South Carolina ass whopping?? You should have you retard. Power brakes are only good when you have power Sarge, didnt they teach you that shit??

Driving school or whoever is doing it, doesn't teach new drivers dick anymore. People these days basically don't even know how to change a fucking flat tire anymore, let alone know where to find it in their cars.

my daughter doesnt even know the difference between motor oil and anti freeze,and i still owe them fuckers 50 bucks

[artist4perry]

Did you get a good South Carolina ass whopping?? You should have you retard. Power brakes are only good when you have power Sarge, didnt they teach you that shit??

Driving school or whoever is doing it, doesn't teach new drivers dick anymore. People these days basically don't even know how to change a fucking flat tire anymore, let alone know where to find it in their cars.

my daughter doesnt even know the difference between motor oil and anti freeze,and i still owe them fuckers 50 bucks

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