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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby stevew2 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:02 pm

Arianddu wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
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Out enjoying the non-winter! ...Sorry! :P
Yeah, I think a loon is a loon is a loon, whichever way you slice it... or however they pee. {if ya know what i mean] :lol:


I know what you mean and I am one and I can write my name in the snow, baby! Damn straight.


I could too... it wouldn't be legible but I bet I could do it. :lol:


Hey, if it's 'no hands' I'd bet you'd do it better than any of the guys ;)


I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take that. :shock:


Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby yulog » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:06 pm

Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Rick » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:08 pm

yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
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Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby stevew2 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:13 pm

Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
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Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:
he must have got out of rehab,good to see the yulog
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby yulog » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:17 pm

Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
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Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:


Ha! just screwing with you Rick Image
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Michigan Girl » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:19 pm

Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:


Good for you, Rick!!!
Good Stuff and yes, CBTM is one of my fav's!!! :wink:
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Deb » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:21 pm

yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
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Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:


Ha! just screwing with you Rick Image


Looky who's back. :) Hope life's been treating ya well, Yulie.
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby yulog » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:26 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
Image


Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:
he must have got out of rehab,good to see the yulog
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Arianddu » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:30 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby yulog » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:30 pm

Deb wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
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Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:


Ha! just screwing with you Rick Image


Looky who's back. :) Hope life's been treating ya well, Yulie.
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Rick » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:33 pm

yulog wrote:
Deb wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
Image


Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:


Ha! just screwing with you Rick Image


Looky who's back. :) Hope life's been treating ya well, Yulie.
Hi Deb~Image


You've been missed. I haven't seen you since one crazy day at another site. Wow.
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Jana » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:34 pm

Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:


Sorry you had such a bad day, Ari.
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Rick » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:37 pm

Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:


Might I suggest one of these babies? ;)

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I hope your rack feels better. Knee! Knee! Sorry :twisted: :lol:
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby stevew2 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:40 pm

Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:
Sorry to hear that, i would be happy to help you out with all your "racks" if ya no what i mean
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby stevew2 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:42 pm

yulog wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
Image


Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:
he must have got out of rehab,good to see the yulog
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Your secret is safe with me,nice to see you here Yulog
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Arianddu » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:53 pm

Jana wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:


Sorry you had such a bad day, Ari.


Thanks - sorry for being bad tempered and over-reactive. I've got my cranky-bitch side in a half-nelson and threatening to break her neck if she gets out of control again :lol:
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Arianddu » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:56 pm

Rick wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:


Might I suggest one of these babies? ;)

Image

I hope your rack feels better. Knee! Knee! Sorry :twisted: :lol:


Considered it, but part of tonight was showing off my mad cooking skilz to an old friend who is a chef. Ordering in pizza doesn't quite cut it in the big-headed show off stakes ;)
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Arianddu » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:59 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:
Sorry to hear that, i would be happy to help you out with all your "racks" if ya no what i mean


Image You're very sweet. My dishwasher racks need emptying and reloading, come to think of it ;)
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby stevew2 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:02 pm

Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:
Sorry to hear that, i would be happy to help you out with all your "racks" if ya no what i mean


Image You're very sweet. My dishwasher racks need emptying and reloading, come to think of it ;)
Id be happy to reload it for you,as you are walkin around with just my Friga shirt on
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby Arianddu » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:09 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:
Sorry to hear that, i would be happy to help you out with all your "racks" if ya no what i mean


Image You're very sweet. My dishwasher racks need emptying and reloading, come to think of it ;)
Id be happy to reload it for you,as you are walkin around with just my Friga shirt on


Er, Stevie-woo, I'm not walking anywhere. That's the problem. And that shade of pink just isn't my colour. :lol: 8)
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby stevew2 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:12 pm

Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.

So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack


I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off :evil:
Sorry to hear that, i would be happy to help you out with all your "racks" if ya no what i mean


Image You're very sweet. My dishwasher racks need emptying and reloading, come to think of it ;)
Id be happy to reload it for you,as you are walkin around with just my Friga shirt on


Er, Stevie-woo, I'm not walking anywhere. That's the problem. And that shade of pink just isn't my colour. :lol: 8)
Sorry to hear that hun,i hope you feel better soon.
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Re: Beat on me all you want, but..

Postby yulog » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:34 pm

Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Deb wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:
yulog wrote:
Rick wrote:SP's solo stuff kicks ass.

My favorite track is Captured By The Moment. :D

Fuck you naysayers. :lol:
Image


Image what you smokin rick?


Wow. Haven't seen you here in a long time. Good to see you brother.

I fucked around and got hooked on SP's solo stuff. Don't even put the CD in the player, you'll be hooked too. I'm going to counseling 3 days a week, and things are starting to turn around. :lol:


Ha! just screwing with you Rick Image


Looky who's back. :) Hope life's been treating ya well, Yulie.
Hi Deb~Image


You've been missed. I haven't seen you since one crazy day at another site. Wow.
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