by Arianddu » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:30 pm
stevew2 wrote:Arianddu wrote:Old joke. Two groups in a bar getting drunk; a bunch of loud mouthed guys and a bunch of women having a girls night out. One of the women gets tired of listening to the guys drunkenly bragging about their various skills in dumb stuff, so she drunkenly bets them that she can piss higher up a wall than any of them. The men start jeering, and the bartender, to get them to shut up, tells them to pony up and take the bet or shut up.
So they all go out the back, the woman drops her knickers, leans back a little and goes for it, and manages to piss about 2 feet up the wall. The blokes all start jeering again about 'easy money' and the first unzips and pulls his dick out. As he goes to pee, she points out "No, no, no! No hands!"
You are a freak with a rack
I am a cranky bitch with several racks, dear - a dish rack, a clothes rack, and a very large wine rack in the cellar. Which I now can't get down to because my knee is the size of a melon. And I can't cook either, so my dinner party tonight is off

Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!