OT: For Da Ladies Here \~/

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

ooh that's SO NOT TRUE mister!

i tried to delete it.. HOWEVER , an old country songs goes ..." older women , make beautiful lovers.." i bet that is true..

you'll prolly never find out......just sayin.......


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[larryfromnextdoor]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

I'll be coming through in July on the way to Red Rocks.

Denney's on the Q for your beating????

sure thing!! i hope you come through late at night .. that dennys is far out at 2am!! ill buy..if you dont mind drinking water..

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

I'll be coming through in July on the way to Red Rocks.

Denney's on the Q for your beating????

sure thing!! i hope you come through late at night .. that dennys is far out at 2am!! ill buy..if you dont mind drinking water..

yea you will. but it does not cancel the beating.

[Michigan Girl]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

I'll be coming through in July on the way to Red Rocks.

Denney's on the Q for your beating????

sure thing!! i hope you come through late at night .. that dennys is far out at 2am!! ill buy..if you dont mind drinking water..

Sorry, Lar, I was wrong... looks like you'll be havin' some FUN!!!

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

[
sure thing!! i hope you come through late at night .. that dennys is far out at 2am!! ill buy..if you dont mind drinking water..

Sorry, Lar, I was wrong... looks like you'll be havin' some FUN!!! [/quote]

are you calling me an old lady?? please join us--- you will get free water and a beating as well.

[cheekymonkey]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

[artist4perry]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

46 this year and still counting. My husband would be in comple agreeance with him. Besides look at all these musicians who go out and get hot babes only to have all their money taken from them.

There is no fool like an old fool.

[Deb]

46 this year

Me too! And totally loving life!

[Michigan Girl]

sure thing!! i hope you come through late at night .. that dennys is far out at 2am!! ill buy..if you dont mind drinking water..

Sorry, Lar, I was wrong... looks like you'll be havin' some FUN!!!

are you calling me an old lady?? please join us--- you will get free water and a beating as well.

Heeeeeavens NO!!!! I'd love to join in on Larry's beating....THANKS!!!

It was funny, Larry!!!

[G.I.Jim]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

Hey...what's wrong with a little back poke?

[Deb]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

Hey...what's wrong with a little back poke?

I think you just answered your own question.

[G.I.Jim]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

Hey...what's wrong with a little back poke?

I think you just answered your own question.

Are you tracking me?

[Deb]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

Hey...what's wrong with a little back poke?

I think you just answered your own question.

Are you tracking me?

No, see post above....

[G.I.Jim]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

Hey...what's wrong with a little back poke?

I think you just answered your own question.

Are you tracking me?

No, see post above....

I saw it...whatcha got against a Vienna?

[yulog]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

How far down in the bed are you sleeping?

[Deb]

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

How far down in the bed are you sleeping?

Actually laughed out loud!

[artist4perry]

46 this year

Me too! And totally loving life!

If your like me Deb, this is one of the best times of my life. I hated my younger years. I now have the love of my life, the one guy I loved more than any other. We laugh at the same things, enjoy each others differences and strengths. Daniel's 47. We are so in tune with each other. Screw being 20. I am doing the art I want to do, and I am just beginning to fly. For the first time in my life I am doing what I want to do.

Feels good.........

[yulog]

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

How far down in the bed are you sleeping?

Actually laughed out loud!

[Suzanne]

I'm right on board with every one of those- turning 39 in August and proud of it.

[CatEyes]

Never used to be so "forthright", either....hmmm....maybe you just reach the "fed-up" point at 40+

or maybe we realize that life is too short to put up with such crap!!

Women have their own careers and money now.

Thanks for the list - it is hysterical and will be making it to emails very soon.

Cat

[artist4perry]

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

How far down in the bed are you sleeping?

Actually laughed out loud!

So would that make him more pokey, or gumb y?

[Deb]

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

How far down in the bed are you sleeping?

Actually laughed out loud!

So would that make him more pokey, or gumb y?

Bwahahaha.......I guess it depends which way you're facing.

[artist4perry]

I hear you Sista! And I say that as a happily divorced soon to be 50 year old. Hell I'm not even interested most of the time in the "little sausage" when I can get the job done just fine!!!! LOL (and none of that damn thing poking me in the back.)

How far down in the bed are you sleeping?

Actually laughed out loud!

So would that make him more pokey, or gumb y?

Bwahahaha.......I guess it depends which way you're facing.

[TRAGChick]

if women ruled the world!

By George, I think Larez has got it!!!

Good on ya, Mate! \~/

[Babyblue]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Smart man