ProgRocker53's Good Day

[ProgRocker53]

Today at Wal-Mart I was perusing the CD aisle when all of a sudden I saw something too good to be true.

I never thought I'd run into this at Wal-Mart, let alone anywhere. I knew I could've ordered it online but for me I enjoyed searching.

One of only two Journey CDs I didn't physically own..

And by far my favorite, and one of my favorite CDs by ANY group.



FOR ONLY FIVE BUCKS.

brb listening to Neal's playing and Rolie's voice and tripping ooooooooout

(oh. i got a new job too. third job in one year. woo. fuck the economy)

[Angel]

But did you get laid??

[ProgRocker53]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

[YoungJRNY]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[ProgRocker53]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

[Jubilee]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

Okay, now you're just being a braggart.

[Angel]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

Maybe you should get those lesions looked at.

[YoungJRNY]

No way she's afraid of the thing that gives us reason to live on Earth! You just have to feed her the









goods

[ProgRocker53]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

Maybe you should get those lesions looked at.

LOL.

[Ehwmatt]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

[Rip Rokken]

Today at Wal-Mart I was perusing the CD aisle when all of a sudden I saw something too good to be true.

I never thought I'd run into this at Wal-Mart, let alone anywhere. I knew I could've ordered it online but for me I enjoyed searching.

One of only two Journey CDs I didn't physically own..

And by far my favorite, and one of my favorite CDs by ANY group.

Saw this too just a week ago! I'm going back to Wal Mart to get new copies of some of my older discs soon.

[Behshad]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

And with that he does not mean use your tongue to sing,,,, that may scare her away for good!!!

[YoungJRNY]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

And with that he does not mean use your tongue to sing,,,, that may scare her away for good!!!

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

[Behshad]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

And with that he does not mean use your tongue to sing,,,, that may scare her away for good!!!

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Trav,

You just GOT TO stop picking up girls at the kindergarten

[Ehwmatt]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

And with that he does not mean use your tongue to sing,,,, that may scare her away for good!!!

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Trav,

You just GOT TO stop picking up girls at the kindergarten

LOL!!!!

[Uno_up]

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Good starter advice...but you might need more than a bit of licking to really get her heated. Try a little suction, insertion, and/or vibration to really get her yoff. Tell her she's pretty too (they really dig that)...even if you don't mean it.

[larryfromnextdoor]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

call that chick you met at taco bell.. man.. thats the ticket..

[artist4perry]

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Good starter advice...but you might need more than a bit of licking to really get her heated. Try a little suction, insertion, and/or vibration to really get her yoff. Tell her she's pretty too (they really dig that)...even if you don't mean it.

I am sure if she read this she would be so touched! MR. Smooth strikes again.

[Uno_up]

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Good starter advice...but you might need more than a bit of licking to really get her heated. Try a little suction, insertion, and/or vibration to really get her yoff. Tell her she's pretty too (they really dig that)...even if you don't mean it.

I am sure if she read this she would be so touched! MR. Smooth strikes again.

Sweetie, don't you know that a hard working tongue is a girl's best friend?

[larryfromnextdoor]

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Good starter advice...but you might need more than a bit of licking to really get her heated. Try a little suction, insertion, and/or vibration to really get her yoff. Tell her she's pretty too (they really dig that)...even if you don't mean it.

I am sure if she read this she would be so touched! MR. Smooth strikes again.

Sweetie, don't you know that a hard working tongue is a girl's best friend?

ugh.. whats this whole tongue stuff about..

TONGUE STUFF .. great rock band name!!

[ProgRocker53]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

call that chick you met at taco bell.. man.. thats the ticket..

i miss her and i've only talked to her for five total minutes in my life

[RedWingFan]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

call that chick you met at taco bell.. man.. thats the ticket..

i miss her and i've only talked to her for five total minutes in my life

You should have used this line...."I got yo nacho bellgrande!!!"

[Deb]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

call that chick you met at taco bell.. man.. thats the ticket..

Lar! Great to see you back posting......missed ya!

[stevew2]

get a broom stick you ll be fine

[MBPL]

Wow, great post!

Goodnight, all!

[YoungJRNY]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

And with that he does not mean use your tongue to sing,,,, that may scare her away for good!!!

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Trav,

You just GOT TO stop picking up girls at the kindergarten

LMAO when I was in Kindergarten, I guess I could say I had the privileged of beginners luck! hahaha

What men don't realize, is that a woman's sex drive is 95% mentally driven. If you have a way with words that can sexual stimulate them to a degree, then you're in, it's not ALL physical when it comes to a female's mind during love. There's other ways to get her going then just going straight to the pooch And that's your Dr.Phil moment for the day.

Ps-Prog, seriously, go with the Alphabet tidbit, she won't be disappointed.

[Arianddu]

call that chick you met at taco bell.. man.. thats the ticket..

i miss her and i've only talked to her for five total minutes in my life

See if you can persuade Andrew to start a Camel thread and hope she turns up

[stevew2]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

And with that he does not mean use your tongue to sing,,,, that may scare her away for good!!!

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Trav,

You just GOT TO stop picking up girls at the kindergarten

LMAO when I was in Kindergarten, I guess I could say I had the privileged of beginners luck! hahaha

What men don't realize, is that a woman's sex drive is 95% mentally driven. If you have a way with words that can sexual stimulate them to a degree, then you're in, it's not ALL physical when it comes to a female's mind during love. There's other ways to get her going then just going straight to the pooch And that's your Dr.Phil moment for the day.

Ps-Prog, seriously, go with the Alphabet tidbit, she won't be disappointed.

the main thing is you have listen to her talk and pretend you are interested in what she is saying,Wine really helps to get things going

[Ehwmatt]

But did you get laid??

My girlfriend's afraid of sex.

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It's not funny when you have to live with it.

Break out the tongue man, she'll want it soon enough. Either that or tell her to hit the road

And with that he does not mean use your tongue to sing,,,, that may scare her away for good!!!

Go through the Alphabet with your tongue (Make an A, Then B, Then C, D,E,F.. and so on) Get's em every time!

Trav,

You just GOT TO stop picking up girls at the kindergarten

LMAO when I was in Kindergarten, I guess I could say I had the privileged of beginners luck! hahaha

What men don't realize, is that a woman's sex drive is 95% mentally driven. If you have a way with words that can sexual stimulate them to a degree, then you're in, it's not ALL physical when it comes to a female's mind during love. There's other ways to get her going then just going straight to the pooch And that's your Dr.Phil moment for the day.

Ps-Prog, seriously, go with the Alphabet tidbit, she won't be disappointed.

the main thing is you have listen to her talk and pretend you are interested in what she is saying,Wine really helps to get things going

If wine doesn't work, try some bubbly.

[Peartree12249]

[quote="Ehwmatt] If wine doesn't work, try some bubbly.[/quote]

If wine and bubbly don't work, whiskey and roofies works like a charm.