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Postby SultanOfSwing » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:43 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

I wonder if you really crashed your car and the police officer ask you what caused the accident...."uh, sorry officer it's her fault, she's giving me a BJ" :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:46 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:32 am

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The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy. Just the way I've always been. Getting a BJ does absolutely nothing for me, with the exception of that "freak accident" back in the late 90's on I-5 in the middle of the night somewhere between Bakersfield and Coalinga.
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Postby JasonD » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:38 am

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Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


You are DEFINITELY one of a kind, dude. I get the part about not letting her do it while you're driving b/c having been there-done that, yes, it's nearly impossible not to wreck the car. However, telling us you never let her do that at all--- ever again--- Image you are DEFINITELY one of a kind.
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:40 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:49 am

Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


J.H.C. I remember that bitch back in late 07'. I guarentee you I'm not that individual nor do I communicate with that fucking person. I was contacted via computer back in late 07' by some chick (I presume) who was calling herself Crazycatlady and she had a sidekick (I presume was a guy) named Fyrewings or some fucking shit like that. After talking with some people on this site, I find out that Susie is the same person who contacted me.

So....I'm not Susie or any of that bullshit. If there is anybody, Rip would know who I am through his relations with AP.
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Postby JasonD » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:57 am

Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:01 am

JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused.


:lol: You said, I didn't.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:10 am

JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:21 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:


Everyone, read this persons posts over time. NOT a guy. It's Susie. Doesn't like blowjobs? NOT a guy. :lol: Seriously though, Susie has perpetrated herself as many personas on here, and I firmly believe they're all the same person.

Texafana is Susie too. I don't have proof, but I'd bet my next paycheck on it.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:30 am

Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:


Everyone, read this persons posts over time. NOT a guy. It's Susie. Doesn't like blowjobs? NOT a guy. :lol: Seriously though, Susie has perpetrated herself as many personas on here, and I firmly believe they're all the same person.

Texafana is Susie too. I don't have proof, but I'd bet my next paycheck on it.


O.k. Rick, what have you smoked for dinner tonight?

Seriously, not every guy likes a bj. I worked with this 30 year old black guy at McDonald's during my high school years and he had this hilarious story about he would wake up from a nightmare with his girlfriend giving him a bj and it would freak him out. We would laugh so hard about that story cause we were all virgins and all and we really didn't know much about that type of thing or have experiences with it.

To me, I don't like bj's because they don't give me any satisfaction at all. Only reason my wife did it to me during that drive was because we'd been driving for hours and for some odd reason, sitting on my prostate for hours caused me to have a raging hard-on that just wouldn't go away and with no relief in site. It was very painful sitting there driving with it like that. So my wife told me she'd help me out with it. That's all it was.
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:38 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:


Everyone, read this persons posts over time. NOT a guy. It's Susie. Doesn't like blowjobs? NOT a guy. :lol: Seriously though, Susie has perpetrated herself as many personas on here, and I firmly believe they're all the same person.

Texafana is Susie too. I don't have proof, but I'd bet my next paycheck on it.


O.k. Rick, what have you smoked for dinner tonight?

Seriously, not every guy likes a bj. I worked with this 30 year old black guy at McDonald's during my high school years and he had this hilarious story about he would wake up from a nightmare with his girlfriend giving him a bj and it would freak him out. We would laugh so hard about that story cause we were all virgins and all and we really didn't know much about that type of thing or have experiences with it.

To me, I don't like bj's because they don't give me any satisfaction at all. Only reason my wife did it to me during that drive was because we'd been driving for hours and for some odd reason, sitting on my prostate for hours caused me to have a raging hard-on that just wouldn't go away and with no relief in site. It was very painful sitting there driving with it like that. So my wife told me she'd help me out with it. That's all it was.


You're flagged and you know it. I won't say anymore because I don't want to cause Andrew any more headaches than I have already with this. I'm sure his PM box is flooded.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:40 am

Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:


Everyone, read this persons posts over time. NOT a guy. It's Susie. Doesn't like blowjobs? NOT a guy. :lol: Seriously though, Susie has perpetrated herself as many personas on here, and I firmly believe they're all the same person.

Texafana is Susie too. I don't have proof, but I'd bet my next paycheck on it.


O.k. Rick, what have you smoked for dinner tonight?

Seriously, not every guy likes a bj. I worked with this 30 year old black guy at McDonald's during my high school years and he had this hilarious story about he would wake up from a nightmare with his girlfriend giving him a bj and it would freak him out. We would laugh so hard about that story cause we were all virgins and all and we really didn't know much about that type of thing or have experiences with it.

To me, I don't like bj's because they don't give me any satisfaction at all. Only reason my wife did it to me during that drive was because we'd been driving for hours and for some odd reason, sitting on my prostate for hours caused me to have a raging hard-on that just wouldn't go away and with no relief in site. It was very painful sitting there driving with it like that. So my wife told me she'd help me out with it. That's all it was.


You're flagged and you know it. I won't say anymore because I don't want to cause Andrew any more headaches than I have already with this. I'm sure his PM box is flooded.


Why would Andrews PM box be flooded because you think I'm someone I'm not?
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:44 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:


Everyone, read this persons posts over time. NOT a guy. It's Susie. Doesn't like blowjobs? NOT a guy. :lol: Seriously though, Susie has perpetrated herself as many personas on here, and I firmly believe they're all the same person.

Texafana is Susie too. I don't have proof, but I'd bet my next paycheck on it.


O.k. Rick, what have you smoked for dinner tonight?

Seriously, not every guy likes a bj. I worked with this 30 year old black guy at McDonald's during my high school years and he had this hilarious story about he would wake up from a nightmare with his girlfriend giving him a bj and it would freak him out. We would laugh so hard about that story cause we were all virgins and all and we really didn't know much about that type of thing or have experiences with it.

To me, I don't like bj's because they don't give me any satisfaction at all. Only reason my wife did it to me during that drive was because we'd been driving for hours and for some odd reason, sitting on my prostate for hours caused me to have a raging hard-on that just wouldn't go away and with no relief in site. It was very painful sitting there driving with it like that. So my wife told me she'd help me out with it. That's all it was.


You're flagged and you know it. I won't say anymore because I don't want to cause Andrew any more headaches than I have already with this. I'm sure his PM box is flooded.


Why would Andrews PM box be flooded because you think I'm someone I'm not?


Solely because of my statements. I've been here a long time. I've seen a lot and when you signed up with that user name, my FIRST impression was Susie. And it still is.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:53 am

Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:


Everyone, read this persons posts over time. NOT a guy. It's Susie. Doesn't like blowjobs? NOT a guy. :lol: Seriously though, Susie has perpetrated herself as many personas on here, and I firmly believe they're all the same person.

Texafana is Susie too. I don't have proof, but I'd bet my next paycheck on it.


O.k. Rick, what have you smoked for dinner tonight?

Seriously, not every guy likes a bj. I worked with this 30 year old black guy at McDonald's during my high school years and he had this hilarious story about he would wake up from a nightmare with his girlfriend giving him a bj and it would freak him out. We would laugh so hard about that story cause we were all virgins and all and we really didn't know much about that type of thing or have experiences with it.

To me, I don't like bj's because they don't give me any satisfaction at all. Only reason my wife did it to me during that drive was because we'd been driving for hours and for some odd reason, sitting on my prostate for hours caused me to have a raging hard-on that just wouldn't go away and with no relief in site. It was very painful sitting there driving with it like that. So my wife told me she'd help me out with it. That's all it was.


You're flagged and you know it. I won't say anymore because I don't want to cause Andrew any more headaches than I have already with this. I'm sure his PM box is flooded.


Why would Andrews PM box be flooded because you think I'm someone I'm not?


Solely because of my statements. I've been here a long time. I've seen a lot and when you signed up with that user name, my FIRST impression was Susie. And it still is.


Well that's an interesting issue because when I first signed in here, someone had hacked into my computer and so I was forced to change my user name, that took place when there was a time you could change your user name, and since you have been here a very long time, you can remember when we could do that. I was pissed when that person who you think I am, e-mailed me and gave me my address of where I lived. I freaked over that and made sure I was sleeping with my loaded twelve gauge next to the bed.

It goes back just a little bit more then that though. I was first contacted via internet through my youtube account because I had made a comment on a clip that I personally knew AP. That was before I had any idea he was being considered for Journey and he wouldn't tell me, only that he was in my area because of music and that was it. I know AP well so I just told him that it must be because of music, but I didn't have any idea what was going on at that time. So I get this message through my youtube account because I had commented on one of those youtube clips posted by gomez (or whatever his name is) and I was directed to go to some site. So I went on a site and it was crazycatlady and fyrewings (some shit like that). Soon after that, I started having my computer hacked into. I wasn't sure yet and when I came to this site within days after that other site, I received the e-mail that I took as being very threatening from someone telling me where I lived.

So yes, I changed my user name a few times, only because it was my attempt to get away from whoever it was hacking into my computer. It really doesn't matter though, if you want to believe what you want, that's cool with me. I know what you look like from the pix on this site and if I'm ever at a Journey concert and I see you, I'll come up and introduce myself so you know I'm a guy, married to a Japanese woman and knew AP 20 years ago.

Carry on....
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:59 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
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Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:My wife did this to me back in the late 90's while we were driving back from L.A. in the middle of the night on I-5. It's the only time I ever let her do this thing to me, I don't really like it. But she wanted to do it so.....and I tell you what, when the big "O" came I about lost control of the car and crashed us cause I couldn't hold the wheel straight during the convulsions I was going through. Obviously I think guys must have to take their hands off the wheel when this happens or they will jerk the car to one or the other side of the road, which could cause a loss of vehicle control. Or better yet, not have the vehicle in motion while doing it. That was the first time and the last time I ever let her do that to me, both inside and outside the car. I'm only interested in doing it to her, not her doing it to me.


Wtf, you'll tongue her bean but you won't let her blow you? Wtf man.


I get my satisfaction out of making her happy.


Matt, Sushi Hunter is a female named Susie. Discussing anything like this, you need to understand that it's from a woman's point of view.

Be aware, there may be many persona's on here that are from this same person. One, for instance, is Texafana. I firmly believe they're all Susie.


Okay, I'm confused. Are you saying that Sushi is a woman pretending to be a guy or that Sushi is a lesbian?


Yeah....I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :lol:


Everyone, read this persons posts over time. NOT a guy. It's Susie. Doesn't like blowjobs? NOT a guy. :lol: Seriously though, Susie has perpetrated herself as many personas on here, and I firmly believe they're all the same person.

Texafana is Susie too. I don't have proof, but I'd bet my next paycheck on it.


O.k. Rick, what have you smoked for dinner tonight?

Seriously, not every guy likes a bj. I worked with this 30 year old black guy at McDonald's during my high school years and he had this hilarious story about he would wake up from a nightmare with his girlfriend giving him a bj and it would freak him out. We would laugh so hard about that story cause we were all virgins and all and we really didn't know much about that type of thing or have experiences with it.

To me, I don't like bj's because they don't give me any satisfaction at all. Only reason my wife did it to me during that drive was because we'd been driving for hours and for some odd reason, sitting on my prostate for hours caused me to have a raging hard-on that just wouldn't go away and with no relief in site. It was very painful sitting there driving with it like that. So my wife told me she'd help me out with it. That's all it was.


You're flagged and you know it. I won't say anymore because I don't want to cause Andrew any more headaches than I have already with this. I'm sure his PM box is flooded.


Why would Andrews PM box be flooded because you think I'm someone I'm not?


Solely because of my statements. I've been here a long time. I've seen a lot and when you signed up with that user name, my FIRST impression was Susie. And it still is.


Well that's an interesting issue because when I first signed in here, someone had hacked into my computer and so I was forced to change my user name, that took place when there was a time you could change your user name, and since you have been here a very long time, you can remember when we could do that. I was pissed when that person who you think I am, e-mailed me and gave me my address of where I lived. I freaked over that and made sure I was sleeping with my loaded twelve gauge next to the bed.

It goes back just a little bit more then that though. I was first contacted via internet through my youtube account because I had made a comment on a clip that I personally knew AP. That was before I had any idea he was being considered for Journey and he wouldn't tell me, only that he was in my area because of music and that was it. I know AP well so I just told him that it must be because of music, but I didn't have any idea what was going on at that time. So I get this message through my youtube account because I had commented on one of those youtube clips posted by gomez (or whatever his name is) and I was directed to go to some site. So I went on a site and it was crazycatlady and fyrewings (some shit like that). Soon after that, I started having my computer hacked into. I wasn't sure yet and when I came to this site within days after that other site, I received the e-mail that I took as being very threatening from someone telling me where I lived.

So yes, I changed my user name a few times, only because it was my attempt to get away from whoever it was hacking into my computer. It really doesn't matter though, if you want to believe what you want, that's cool with me. I know what you look like from the pix on this site and if I'm ever at a Journey concert and I see you, I'll come up and introduce myself so you know I'm a guy, married to a Japanese woman and knew AP 20 years ago.

Carry on....


Wait a minute. Are you Susie or Neal? Now I'm really confused. :lol:

Carry on Sushi... wait Sushi... Susie.... Nahhh. I'll not bother you anymore. Not tonight anyway. :lol:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:18 am

I know what set you off Rick. The very thought of a guy not liking BJ's. So I take it you must really like them. Your not alone brother and you know it. Many guys like it. I just happen to be one of the very few who don't. Just because I don't like BJ's doesn't mean I'm not who I am. But I know it's all good and fun. I've had a good laugh over all of it pretty much. But I could still go for some extra spending money on one of my future Japan trips. And going to a Journey concert, meeting up with you and Rip and getting a good payday out of the deal is like getting chocolate cake and eating it too. So hey, you want to bet, I'm willing to take you up on that offer. Serious as a heartattack!
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:19 am

This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:20 am

Michigan Girl wrote:This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:


Your absolutely correct. Not only to some of the people on this site but also people in the band as well.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:22 am

Well what if blowing you makes her happy, like you say you want to do, what then son?

Lemme guess, "BUT, BUT... I KISS THAT MOUTH!"

Yeah yeah, nothin a little water rinse and some Scope didn't ever cure.

Believe me, tonguin her rag is a lot filthier than shooting her up with some high grade liquid protein.
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:23 am

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Michigan Girl wrote:This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:


Your absolutely correct. Not only to some of the people on this site but also people in the band as well.


You wouldn't know because you weren't here at that time, supposedly. Dumbass. :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:24 am

Rick wrote:
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Michigan Girl wrote:This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:


Your absolutely correct. Not only to some of the people on this site but also people in the band as well.


You wouldn't know because you weren't here at that time, supposedly. Dumbass. :lol:


It was just an observation!! :wink:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:27 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Well what if blowing you makes her happy, like you say you want to do, what then son?

Lemme guess, "BUT, BUT... I KISS THAT MOUTH!"

Yeah yeah, nothin a little water rinse and some Scope didn't ever cure.

Believe me, tonguin her rag is a lot filthier than shooting her up with some high grade liquid protein.


I hear ya, but she's never asked me if she could do that to me outside that one time on I-5. However while I'm laying on top of her kissing her and working my way down her neck and breast, she sometimes pushes my head down to sort of speed up my arrival time to play I'm headed. And her rag is not filthy, in fact, we take two showers daily, one when we wake up in the morning and one right before bed. If anything there's a simple hint of Irish Spring that I taste and that's it.
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Postby portland » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:27 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
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Michigan Girl wrote:This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:


Your absolutely correct. Not only to some of the people on this site but also people in the band as well.


You wouldn't know because you weren't here at that time, supposedly. Dumbass. :lol:


It was just an observation!! :wink:



Well I am confused....and I have heard of Susie from my GQ days and that is how I ended up here :lol:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:28 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Well what if blowing you makes her happy, like you say you want to do, what then son?

Lemme guess, "BUT, BUT... I KISS THAT MOUTH!"

Yeah yeah, nothin a little water rinse and some Scope didn't ever cure.

Believe me, tonguin her rag is a lot filthier than shooting her up with some high grade liquid protein.


I hear ya, but she's never asked me if she could do that to me outside that one time on I-5. However while I'm laying on top of her kissing her and working my way down her neck and breast, she sometimes pushes my head down to sort of speed up my arrival time to play I'm headed. And her rag is not filthy, in fact, we take two showers daily, one when we wake up in the morning and one right before bed. If anything there's a simple hint of Irish Spring that I taste and that's it.


Key part: She pushes your head down

She needn't ask, just guide her head down as well. Enjoy.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:31 am

Rick wrote:
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Michigan Girl wrote:This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:


Your absolutely correct. Not only to some of the people on this site but also people in the band as well.


You wouldn't know because you weren't here at that time, supposedly. Dumbass. :lol:


No I wasn't there, your right. But when I was contacted by the person and the bad things happended, those issues came up later on in personal conversations I had because I was worried that AP had a fucking stalker on his hands and I was warning him about it. And at that point I was assured that they were aware of it already and appropriete actions had been taken. Believe me, I ever caught this person "susie" she/he/it better be bracing for fucking shock cause if I feel threatened or that there is imminent danger to anyone because of this person's actions, I guarentee her/him/it will be taken out like a hammered piglet.
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Postby Rick » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:37 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
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Michigan Girl wrote:This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:


Your absolutely correct. Not only to some of the people on this site but also people in the band as well.


You wouldn't know because you weren't here at that time, supposedly. Dumbass. :lol:


No I wasn't there, your right. But when I was contacted by the person and the bad things happended, those issues came up later on in personal conversations I had because I was worried that AP had a fucking stalker on his hands and I was warning him about it. And at that point I was assured that they were aware of it already and taken actions.


:lol: I can't ruffle any more feathers tonight. I'm getting a headache.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:53 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:Key part: She pushes your head down.


That's right.....because she likes me doing it to her. I don't like it being done to me and never ever will. It's not a question of it being because I kiss her mouth, cause if that were the case, I wouldn't be eating where I've just been. And that's simply not true.

To get right down to it, I've never once had a chick who I was intimately involved with say "Hey....can I suck your cock tonight?" Unfortunately during my lifetime I've had a few male gay friends of mine ask that though and upon me telling them I don't like BJ's, deflated they always respond "what good are you then?"

So....since I've never ever had any females ever ask me this but had a few of my gay friends ask me, it seems to me that the real initiator of this type of behavior is the guys. I do not think I'm wrong about that either. I would say that 90% of all the women wouldn't be doing that if the guys they were with didn't ask for it or initiate it in some fashion. The other 9.99% do it because they want to make their man happy. And the remainder do it because they like to do it. Be honest......and if any woman on here can say I'm wrong with my percentage estimates, I'll accept it.
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Postby Sarah » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:44 pm

This thread is awkward.
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Postby StoneCold » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:04 pm

Rick wrote:
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Michigan Girl wrote:This Susie person has created a lot of problems!!!! :wink:


Your absolutely correct. Not only to some of the people on this site but also people in the band as well.


You wouldn't know because you weren't here at that time, supposedly. Dumbass. :lol:



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