NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!

[Tomulator]

Traverse City, MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Grand Traverse County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.






Go Buckeyes!

[Michigan Girl]

Another sad story...
Deb, I'll take that hug now!!!

[Since 78]

Poor MG! What a terrible joke!

[lights1961]

Traverse City, MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Grand Traverse County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.






Go Buckeyes!

Thats an old one!! but goody...I have heard that one with the Packers in it... the Bears in it... and who ever else sucks during the year!!

[Deb]

Another sad story...
Deb, I'll take that hug now!!!

Oops wrong one....

[bluejeangirl76]

Traverse City, MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Grand Traverse County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.




Go Buckeyes!

Thats an old one!! but goody...I have heard that one with the Packers in it... the Bears in it... and who ever else sucks during the year!!

Yeah. Over here it's the Packers when we tell that one.

[Tomulator]

Sorry MG...had to start the "volley" this week!

Your turn.

[Michigan Girl]

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad and a Notre Dame grad.
Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As the climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was
the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad
hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, This is for the Fighting Irish! as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Sate
grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, This is for the Nittany Lions! Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted,
This is for the WOLVERINES and pushed the BUCKEYE off the side of the mountain.

Volley over!!

[lights1961]

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad and a Notre Dame grad.
Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As the climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was
the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad
hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, This is for the Fighting Irish! as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Sate
grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, This is for the Nittany Lions! Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted,
This is for the WOLVERINES and pushed the BUCKEYE off the side of the mountain.

Volley over!!

that was good!! but my dad would have it the other way... and would tell the Wolverine... to save his life... do you always do what your friends do???

[Tomulator]

Touche!

[Michigan Girl]

It is late in the OSU-Michigan game on an overcast day. Ohio has the ball on the Michigan 3 with 2 seconds left and down 14 10.
There is time for one more play.
Jimmy calls timeout. As the team is coming to the sideline, Jimmy looks to the heavens and says, God-
I've been a good man. A churchgoing man. I've tried to do what's right and I've never asked you for anything.
But, this is a big game and if I could get a little guidance, I would be forever grateful.
The clouds part, sun shines on Jimmy and he hears a voice below ....I Right 39 Pitch Trap.
Jimmy can't believe it! God himself gave him the play! It'll work for sure.
The team comes to the sideline and Jimmy excitedly gives them the play.
The timeout ends and the teams come back on the field. Jimmy can barely
contain his excitement He's going to win.
Play resumes and the ball is snapped. The Ohio QB pitches to the back. For a split second, there's a hole,
which is quickly filled… the Ohio back is tackled just short of the goal line.
Time expires and Michigan players storm the field to celebrate. Jimmy is in shock he can't believe the play didn't work.
He looks to the heavens and cries, God- why did you call THAT play?
God looks down, shrugs, turns to his right and says, Bo, Why did we call that play?


To you, Tommy!!

[Michigan Girl]

Poor MG! What a terrible joke!

I am LMAO, you sly devil!!
I saw the orginal post....VVVVVVVVV

:lol:

[Babyblue]

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad and a Notre Dame grad.
Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As the climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was
the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad
hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, This is for the Fighting Irish! as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Sate
grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, This is for the Nittany Lions! Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted,
This is for the WOLVERINES and pushed the BUCKEYE off the side of the mountain.

Volley over!!

[bluejeangirl76]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry. No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Packers game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Packers score a field goal, my dog does flips." The Packers keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Packers score a touchdown?"

The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years!"


(It said Jets ^^ ... as a Bears fan I am required to change it... )


Q: What did the Los Angeles Police Department and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A: Neither could catch a Bronco.

[Peartree12249]

Traverse City, MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Grand Traverse County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.




Go Buckeyes!

Thats an old one!! but goody...I have heard that one with the Packers in it... the Bears in it... and who ever else sucks during the year!!

Yeah. Over here it's the Packers when we tell that one.

The Packers! BJG you must have them mixed up with the Lions. Nobody sucks as bad as they do.

[Since 78]

Poor MG! What a terrible joke!

I am LMAO, you sly devil!!
I saw the orginal post....VVVVVVVVV

:lol:

Actually, I thought it was , but who's counting.

[pinkfloyd1973]

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?


























Because Minnesota and Wisconsin would want one too



Robin

[bluejeangirl76]

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?



Because Minnesota and Wisconsin would want one too

Nice!!

[artist4perry]

That was cold Tomulator.........funny....but cold!

[Peartree12249]

A stockbroker on his way home from work in Chicago came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this seems much worse than usual!”. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he asked the officer what the problem was.

The cop said “Lovie Smith is depressed, so he stopped the team bus and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He is tired of losing, and he can’t seem to put together a good team. We’re taking up a collection for him.”

The stockbroker asks, “How much have you got so far?”

The officer replies “About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.”

[Arianddu]

Ok, I don't do american football, but you can fill in your favourite sucky team at will...

Snow White is taking the dwarves their lunch one day. When she arrives at the mine, she realises there's been a terrible accident and the mine shaft has caved in. She calls to the dwarves, hoping beyond hope that they are still alive.
"Please, if you are alive, say something!" she begs. Then, faintly, a voice comes floating out of the mine:
"West Ham United still have a chance at the FA Cup Final!"

"Well," she says, "At least I know Dopey is still alive."

[Tomulator]

It is late in the OSU-Michigan game on an overcast day. Ohio has the ball on the Michigan 3 with 2 seconds left and down 14 10.
There is time for one more play.
Jimmy calls timeout. As the team is coming to the sideline, Jimmy looks to the heavens and says, God-
I've been a good man. A churchgoing man. I've tried to do what's right and I've never asked you for anything.
But, this is a big game and if I could get a little guidance, I would be forever grateful.
The clouds part, sun shines on Jimmy and he hears a voice below ....I Right 39 Pitch Trap.
Jimmy can't believe it! God himself gave him the play! It'll work for sure.
The team comes to the sideline and Jimmy excitedly gives them the play.
The timeout ends and the teams come back on the field. Jimmy can barely
contain his excitement He's going to win.
Play resumes and the ball is snapped. The Ohio QB pitches to the back. For a split second, there's a hole,
which is quickly filled… the Ohio back is tackled just short of the goal line.
Time expires and Michigan players storm the field to celebrate. Jimmy is in shock he can't believe the play didn't work.
He looks to the heavens and cries, God- why did you call THAT play?
God looks down, shrugs, turns to his right and says, Bo, Why did we call that play?


To you, Tommy!!

Not bad!

[lights1961]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry. No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Packers game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Packers score a field goal, my dog does flips." The Packers keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Packers score a touchdown?"

The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years!"


(It said Jets ^^ ... as a Bears fan I am required to change it... )


Q: What did the Los Angeles Police Department and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A: Neither could catch a Bronco.

that must of been from the 70s... they really stunk back then!!

FUNNY!!

[Tomulator]

The Buckeyes have beaten the Wolverines five straight times. It's been 2,187 days since Michigan last beat Ohio State. Yes, we're counting.

The football rivalry between the schools is special. There is hatred, yes. But there's also a certain respect, an acknowledgment that both schools are premier institutions of higher learning . . . even if Michigan is fielding a team that would struggle to beat many Cleveland-area CYO squads.

Saturday marks the 106th showdown between the Scarlet and Gray and the Maize and Blue. No better time for us Ohioans to learn a bit about the school up north.


The school was founded in 1817 in Detroit (20 years before Michigan became a state). The college's first name was "the Catholepistemiad," which was changed to "the University of Michigan" four years later when it was discovered that none of the students could spell "Catholepistemiad."


The first organized sport on the Michigan campus was cricket, in 1860. Baseball followed in 1864. The university is hoping organized football returns in 2010.


The UM library purchased its first book -- J.J. Audubon's Birds of North America -- in 1838. Students immediately pored through it, with crayons in hand.


Maize, a shade of yellow, and azure blue were adopted as the school's colors in 1867. The original scheme was going to be white and blue, but the football team's pants somehow turned yellow when they heard a state university in Ohio was in the works.


After the move from Detroit, the school first held classes in Ann Arbor in 1841, and the student body consisted of six freshmen and one sophomore. Students each paid a $10 fee and no tuition. The basketball players, on the other hand, were paid $10 to attend.


As late as 1845 the Ann Arbor campus was covered with a crop of wheat every summer, grown by a maintenance worker as part of his compensation. Today's students continue the tradition of on-campus cultivating, especially for an annual Ann Arbor festival called Hash Bash.


In 1869, UM established the nation's first university-owned hospital. "We need a place," said the university president at the time, "where our football players can convalesce and receive therapy after the Ohio State game."


The team at UM became known as "the Wolverines" around 1899. The name would stick until around 2001, when the team would become known as "OSU's doormat."


In 1901, legendary coach Fielding H. Yost took over the football team, winning six national championships with his "point a minute" teams. Current coach Rich Rodriguez has tried to follow in the footsteps, perfecting a "loss a week" system.


It is true that the Wolverines have 11 national titles. Two even occurred after the leather-helmet era.


One-time Michigan students include Ted Kaczynski, Jack Kevorkian and, perhaps scariest of all, Iggy Pop.


Michigan has long eschewed a mascot on the field. But in the 1920s, an actual live wolverine named Biff (no joke) was kept in a cage on the sideline. The practice ended suddenly and mysteriously, about the time the UM dorm mess halls began serving Biff Bisque, a gamey meat stew.


The crew of Apollo 15 placed a plaque on the moon in 1971 establishing a lunar chapter of the UM Alumni Association. "It's fitting," said a Michigan spokesman. "The moon is cold, desolate and dark, much like our campus after the annual loss to Ohio State."


Michigan is often referred to as "the Harvard of the West." That nickname came after "the Ohio State of the North" was rejected by a committee as "too much of a stretch."

[bluejeangirl76]

A Day at the Races

The Lineup:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry

THEY'RE OFF! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught by Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot!

AT THE HALF: It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH: It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head. Bare Belly shows, Thighs weakens, Heavy Bosom pulls up,

And Clean Sheets never had a chance.

[Michigan Girl]

I am LMAO, Tommy!!

You, LuvsAugeri and my Roto~Rooter dude are my favorite Buckeyes!!!

[Tomulator]

I am LMAO, Tommy!!

You, LuvsAugeri and my Roto~Rooter dude are my favorite Buckeyes!!!

Thought you might get a "chuckle" out of that one.

Seriously, good luck on Sat. Here's to hoping BOTH teams show the rest of the country what the GREATEST RIVALRY IN ALL OF SPORTS is all about!

Go Bucks!