Angelina Jolie Heads For Haiti

[steveo777]

She's a well-intentioned ho.

I'd splooge her like the 1000 hose battalion going to a fire!

[7 Wishes]

Sure. If I were single. She has nice ear warmers.

[Babyblue]

Up late with Lary...gitis, that is. Oh, no wait, it's spelled laryngitis. Whatever...

Yea, that harlot Jolie, she got Pitt good, yeap. She suckered him into thinking she would remain a red hot, sexy toy having, satin sheet fitting, on her knees day and night hot mama forever! But, then she went and had 3 babies on him, snatched up a few more kids and tried to lock poor pitiful Pitt and those chil'ren in their many houses! Now, Pitt looks ten years older, Jolie needs to eat some fried chicken and their kids are so nervous, displaced and confused it will take a thousand British nannies years to prevent the little bastards from setting both parents and their many houses on fire!

IMBBNHO - (big-boobied, nappy-haired opinion)It takes TWO to tango, men are not stolen, they get bored, restless or fear aging and foolishly think they can find something better elsewhere. As for Aniston? Well, good for her that she remains FRIENDS with her ex. (I burned my ex's voodoo torture pin doll years ago, but I still won't be friends with him.) I do hope Aniston keeps things in perspective. Alternatively, she could add another Pitt baby to the brood and drop him or her off on concerned, Mother Teresa-esque, capable Jolie and foolish, blind, pussy whipped AND chain whipped Pitt. Har! *snort* *wheeze* *gurgle* Damned Cold!

I forgot to add this...help of any kind is always good news.

Hope you get to feeling better soon hon.

[rockinfayrose]

Neither poll choice really describes Angelina - she's not a saint or a whore, those choices fall right in with all the exaggerated media surrounding her. Personally, I like Angelina - good actress, good-looking, good-hearted.