FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

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Re: FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

Postby lights1961 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:46 am

Fact Finder wrote:http://keysnews.com/node/21349


FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff

alinhardt@keysnews.com

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.



Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.



"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."


ex HUSBAND taking the wheel... and actually going with her to meet new boyfriend...... hmmm :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:02 am

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She should have been focusing on the roots on her head instead! :shock:
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Re: FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

Postby T-Bone » Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:53 am

lights1961 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:http://keysnews.com/node/21349


FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff

alinhardt@keysnews.com

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.



Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.



"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."


ex HUSBAND taking the wheel... and actually going with her to meet new boyfriend...... hmmm :roll: :roll: :roll:



I saw that too... It would have been an interesting meeting :lol:
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