Geppetto

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:40 pm

Hey can I ask a question? I have been thinking about this all day. Was Geppetto a pedophile? Serious question. Dude made a little boy in his shop. What was the purpose of that? I can only think that no good slimy Italian was up questionable to shenanigans. Dude must have had ulterior motives. Anyone have a serious take on this matter?

by **artist4perry** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:42 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Hey can I ask a question? I have been thinking about this all day. Was Geppetto a pedophile? Serious question. Dude made a little boy in his shop. What was the purpose of that? I can only think that no good slimy Italian was up questionable shenanigans. Dude must have had ulterior motives. Anyone have a serious take on this matter?

How many do you have stashed in the toilet? :shock:

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:43 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Hey can I ask a question? I have been thinking about this all day. Was Geppetto a pedophile? Serious question. Dude made a little boy in his shop. What was the purpose of that? I can only think that no good slimy Italian was up questionable shenanigans. Dude must have had ulterior motives. Anyone have a serious take on this matter?

How many do you have stashed in the toilet?

None at the current time.

They are now in my overstuffed boiler. I am getting rip roaring drunk tonight.

by **artist4perry** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:46 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Hey can I ask a question? I have been thinking about this all day. Was Geppetto a pedophile? Serious question. Dude made a little boy in his shop. What was the purpose of that? I can only think that no good slimy Italian was up questionable shenanigans. Dude must have had ulterior motives. Anyone have a serious take on this matter?

How many do you have stashed in the toilet?

None at the current time. They are now in my overstuffed boiler. I am getting rip roaring drunk tonight.

Gee.......wonder where they went. :wink:

by **Rick** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:47 pm

This is one of the funniest threads posted on here in a long time. :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:48 pm

Friends don't let Friends watch Pinnochio and drink. :wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:48 pm

Rick wrote:This is one of the funniest threads posted on here in a long time.

Sir, not meant to be humorous. I have given this some deep thought, and it is bothering me profusely.

What's the over/under when RobbieG comes in here and calls me a P.O.S? Then posts 2 :roll:

?? I know he is coming.

by **Rick** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:49 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Rick wrote:This is one of the funniest threads posted on here in a long time.

Sir, not meant to be humorous. I have given this some deep thought, and it is bothering.

Well it makes me laugh. I'm getting hammered too.

by **SunshineTwilight** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:50 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Hey can I ask a question? I have been thinking about this all day. Was Geppetto a pedophile? Serious question. Dude made a little boy in his shop. What was the purpose of that? I can only think that no good slimy Italian was up questionable shenanigans. Dude must have had ulterior motives. Anyone have a serious take on this matter?

That would explain why he made Pinnochio's nose to grow! Gives a new meaning to the word "woody"!! :twisted:

by **artist4perry** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:50 pm

Well I bet this will worry you more. Geppetto seemed to get excited when Pinochio told a lie. His wooden nose would grow......... :shock:

by **artist4perry** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:51 pm

LOL! Well I am not the only one who thought that up! :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:52 pm

artist4perry wrote:Well I bet this will worry you more. Geppetto seemed to get excited when Pinochio told a lie. His wooden nose would grow.........

Finally! A thinker. Someone is finally putting the puzzle together. My point exactly! Dude got too excited when his "son" lied. So then what happened next?

by **artist4perry** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:54 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Well I bet this will worry you more. Geppetto seemed to get excited when Pinochio told a lie. His wooden nose would grow.........

Finally! A thinker. Someone is finally putting the puzzle together. My point exactly! Dude got too excited when his "son" lied. So then what happened next?

A fairy would show up?

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:55 pm

I went for the 3rd option.

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:58 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I went for the 3rd option.

Thanks a lot. I hope you dream of Phyliss tonight....swooping down on her made in 1923 childhood ACME broom, gliding through your open bedroom window, waking you up and scaring the living shit out of you. Then she proceeds to corner you and talk your fucking ears off.

Have a good night Tinkerbell. :twisted:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:04 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I went for the 3rd option.

Thanks a lot. I hope you dream of Phyliss tonight....swooping down on her made in 1923 childhood ACME broom, gliding through your open bedroom window, waking you up and scaring the living shit out of you. Then she proceeds to corner you and talk your fucking ears off.

And how is different from what she does here? :?:

by **artist4perry** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:11 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I went for the 3rd option.

Thanks a lot. I hope you dream of Phyliss tonight....swooping down on her made in 1923 childhood ACME broom, gliding through your open bedroom window, waking you up and scaring the living shit out of you. Then she proceeds to corner you and talk your fucking ears off.

Have a good night Tinkerbell.

I never knew this was a Horror film! :shock:

MR

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