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Man assaulted female police officer with penis

Postby Don » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:27 am

I'm assuming the officer had to have sat down to for whatever reason, otherwise how does he get his crank near her face?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scot ... 570398.stm

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
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Re: Man assaulted female police officer with penis

Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:06 am

Gunbot wrote:I'm assuming the officer had to have sat down to for whatever reason, otherwise how does he get his crank near her face?

She must have been frisking him!! :wink:
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Postby hoagiepete » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:12 am

Wow. He must have quite a stick to be waving it like that!
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Postby steveo777 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:46 am

Why didn't she just bite it?
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Postby Behshad » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:50 am

steveo777 wrote:Why didn't she just bite it?


cause she didnt have a beak !? :wink: :twisted: :lol:
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Postby Everett » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:50 am

steveo777 wrote:Why didn't she just bite it?


:lol:
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Postby Don » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:56 am

steveo777 wrote:Why didn't she just bite it?


That would be tampering with the evidence.
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Postby Duncan » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:13 am

steveo777 wrote:Why didn't she just bite it?


She should have tazered it.
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:08 am

Duncan wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Why didn't she just bite it?


She should have tazered it.


DAMN Duncan! :shock: :lol: :lol: BTW... Where have you been hiding lately?
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Postby Babyblue » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:12 am

Behshad wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Why didn't she just bite it?


cause she didnt have a beak !? :wink: :twisted: :lol:




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Postby rockinfayrose » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:51 am

So was the charge "assault with a deadly weapon"?? :lol:
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Postby steveo777 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:54 am

rockinfayrose wrote:So was the charge "assault with a deadly weapon"?? :lol:


Penile pummeling. :D
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