Vince Neil's Damn Money

[Rip Rokken]

When I arrived in Vegas this last weekend, a friend of mine came straight from wrapping up a job with Vince Neil to pick me up from the airport. After grabbing a late lunch with our group, we split up and I went later to a store to pick up a part for my friend's computer. Met back up, installed it, and was reimbursed with a $100 that came straight out of freakin' Vince Neil's damn front pocket a mere 3 hours before. Note the crease in the middle -- that's total disrespect to the President (the highest authority figure), even if he did live 400 years ago. Now Benjamin Lincoln looks like he has a fat lip! How Motley is that?!? No doubt a CSI team could isolate some DNA off of it via sweat or skin fibers, and I could have Vince cloned. Or maybe convicted of something if cloning is too expensive.



You know without a doubt this is absolutely Motley Crue money, and I don't know if I should spend it or save it and just look at it every once in a while, contemplating its history. Perhaps right after someone first handed it to Vince, he punched 'em in the face and knocked them the f*** out! You never know! Maybe when I get tired of it I could sell it to some hardcore Motley fan for $1,000 and make a huge profit. What should I do?

[parfait]

When I arrived in Vegas this last weekend, a friend of mine came straight from wrapping up a job with Vince Neil to pick me up from the airport. After grabbing a late lunch with our group, we split up and I went later to a store to pick up a part for my friend's computer. Met back up, installed it, and was reimbursed with a $100 that came straight out of freakin' Vince Neil's damn front pocket a mere 3 hours before. Note the crease in the middle -- that's total disrespect to the President (the highest authority figure), even if he did live 400 years ago. Now Benjamin Lincoln looks like he has a fat lip! How Motley is that?!? No doubt a CSI team could isolate some DNA off of it via sweat or skin fibers, and I could have Vince cloned. Or maybe convicted of something if cloning is too expensive.



You know without a doubt this is absolutely Motley Crue money, and I don't know if I should spend it or save it and just look at it every once in a while, contemplating its history. Perhaps right after someone first handed it to Vince, he punched 'em in the face and knocked them the f*** out! You never know! Maybe when I get tired of it I could sell it to some hardcore Motley fan for $1,000 and make a huge profit. What should I do?

Spend it?

[Jana]

you've lost it, Rip.

[Rip Rokken]

Spend it?

My Sixx sense is telling me not to do that.

[Rip Rokken]

you've lost it, Rip.

You scared me for a second! But I just checked and no, it's still there. I wonder if it will bring me luck, or... maybe it's cursed!

[KenTheDude]

I wonder if people kept the money that SP kept saying he owed them. Or maybe since he's a racist (alleged!), he never paid his debts too?

[Rip Rokken]

I wonder if people kept the money that SP kept saying he owed them. Or maybe since he's a racist (alleged!), he never paid his debts too?

You know Steve Perry has to walk around with a HUGE diamond-encrusted ganksta money clip cram packed with $100 bills. Or maybe $1,000 bills! He probably does that just so he can watch the Shell station cashier's expression when he asks if they can break one to buy a pack of M&Ms.

[KenTheDude]

I wonder if people kept the money that SP kept saying he owed them. Or maybe since he's a racist (alleged!), he never paid his debts too?

You know Steve Perry has to walk around with a HUGE diamond-encrusted ganksta money clip cram packed with $100 bills. Or maybe $1,000 bills! He probably does that just so he can watch the Shell station cashier's expression when he asks if they can break one to buy a pack of M&Ms.

SteveSotoFanInOregon knows for a fact that SP goes to Valero & not Shell.

[Michigan Girl]

LMAO!!
Kenneee ...you are on a roll!!
Don't spend it, RIP until he gives you more!!

[artist4perry]

you've lost it, Rip.

You scared me for a second! But I just checked and no, it's still there. I wonder if it will bring me luck, or... maybe it's cursed!

Ah Rip........now he can't buy more hair extensions and guy liner...........have a heart........give it back!

[Behshad]

Rip,
I have a $20 bill that one of my friends cousins aunt said she got from Don Dokken when he was at the local dollar store and bought a pack of gum and some hair gel. I will GLADLY send you that $20 bill,,,,














if youre willing to pay $100 for it

[bluejeangirl76]

Spend it?

My Sixx sense is telling me not to do that.

LMAO!!

[DrFU]

Keep it, of course.

Put it in your keepsake box with the 83 items you had SA sign at last year's JTTC.

Excellent Av pic with the guitar god, btw.

[Carla777]

[quote="Rip Rokken"] What should I do?

I say say ripito KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE MONEY!!!! :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSPPHLMx-N8

[Rip Rokken]

SteveSotoFanInOregon knows for a fact that SP goes to Valero & not Shell.

Then he must be cheap, because Valero seems to consistently have the cheapest gas on the planet, but there are two trade-offs to buying it here:

1) The pumps at our Valero do NOT stop when the tank is full, so I always get gasoline spewed on me when I fill up there. That's been going on for over a year -- you'd think it would have been addressed by now.

2) The receipt printers on the pumps at the same station are ALWAYS out of paper, so I have to walk in there to get one from the cashier. I get stuck behind 4-5 people buying 40oz malt liquor at 9am in the morning and digging for correct change at the register, and by the time I get out of there, my clothes are completely saturated with the smell of improperly vented grease from the deep-fried cuisine. And gasoline.

It's just not worth the extra .10 saving per gallon for me anymore. But Steve Perry, I can't say. He may totally get off on the experience. Are those the stations owned by Chavez, or is that someplace else?

[Rip Rokken]

Rip,
I have a $20 bill that one of my friends cousins aunt said she got from Don Dokken when he was at the local dollar store and bought a pack of gum and some hair gel. I will GLADLY send you that $20 bill,,,,

if youre willing to pay $100 for it

AHA! You totally had me on the hook riiiiiiiight up to the point you mentioned hair gell. Don Dokken doesn't have enough hair left to use gel! But hmmmmmmm.... maybe he uses it for something else. Would you take $50 for it?

[Rip Rokken]

Ah Rip........now he can't buy more hair extensions and guy liner...........have a heart........give it back!

I'm trying to think of really creative ways to look at the situation to increase the magnitude and importance of the experience. I can literally say that now Vince is $100 poorer, and I'm $100 richer, so that brings our net worth $200 closer than it was only a few days ago. Or hey!!! I could say that Vince Neil gave something directly to a woman that she passed on immediately to me. How does that sound?

[Rip Rokken]

Keep it, of course.

Put it in your keepsake box with the 83 items you had SA sign at last year's JTTC.

Excellent Av pic with the guitar god, btw.

I'm going to break my record this year. Not the one I had signed, though.

[Rip Rokken]

I say say ripito KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE MONEY!!!! :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSPPHLMx-N8

Good song! Haven't heard that in years!

[KenTheDude]

Oh, by the way, I just remembered that it was Vince Neil who said he was so rich he uses $100 bills to wipe his ass with. So maybe you don’t want to keep it after all.

[hoagiepete]

Is that a crease or residue?

[Rip Rokken]

Oh, by the way, I just remembered that it was Vince Neil who said he was so rich he uses $100 bills to wipe his ass with. So maybe you don’t want to keep it after all.

Another "crack" like that outta you and... LOL

I took the money to work with me and showed it to a huge Motley fan. She got excited and wanted to see it so I threw it down on the ground and made her pick it up, which she did with great enthusiasm. It's MAGIC!!! I'm going to try that trick on Bluejeangirl in Chicago and see if it works the same way.

[artist4perry]

Ah Rip........now he can't buy more hair extensions and guy liner...........have a heart........give it back!

I'm trying to think of really creative ways to look at the situation to increase the magnitude and importance of the experience. I can literally say that now Vince is $100 poorer, and I'm $100 richer, so that brings our net worth $200 closer than it was only a few days ago. Or hey!!! I could say that Vince Neil gave something directly to a woman that she passed on immediately to me. How does that sound?

Sounds like you might need to wash that bill............LOL! I am yanking your chain Rip. I am glad you recieved something from someone you admire as a momento. Enjoy it my friend! That is a great photo of you and Neal in your AV by the way!

[Rip Rokken]

Sounds like you might need to wash that bill............LOL! I am yanking your chain Rip. I am glad you recieved something from someone you admire as a momento. Enjoy it my friend! That is a great photo of you and Neal in your AV by the way!

Hey, I never said I admired Vince Neil! But I do have his damn money and there has to be a way to profit from that.

[Don]

Nearly 90% of U.S bills carry traces of cocaine. Are you REAAAAAALLY sure that money came form Vince?

[conversationpc]

Nearly 90% of U.S bills carry traces of cocaine. Are you REAAAAAALLY sure that money came form Vince?

Probably not...If it did, it'd likely be rolled up with the cocaine STILL IN IT.

[Rip Rokken]

Vince is clean these days! VH1 says so!!!

[stevew2]

Vince is clean these days! VH1 says so!!!

who is that chick with the huge rack? damn they re bigger than your fuckin head [that says alot}

[Rip Rokken]

Vince is clean these days! VH1 says so!!!

who is that chick with the huge rack? damn they re bigger than your fuckin head [that says alot}

Dude! You mean you didn't notice her eyes?

[stevew2]

Vince is clean these days! VH1 says so!!!

who is that chick with the huge rack? damn they re bigger than your fuckin head [that says alot}

Dude! You mean you didn't notice her eyes?

she has eyes??? She can be Helen Keller with a rack like that