Less attractive fish have 'better sperm'

[Voyager]

Less attractive fish have 'better sperm'

What do less attractive females have - a better vagina? Better cooking skills? Will do more kinky sex acts?

[StevePerryHair]

I did not know that fish "sneak" mate

Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ...

what ladies sound slutty and swap fish?

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?!

Well DNA was wondering too!! Sounds to me like the women rule in the fish world much like man world....we DO decide who gets to have our offspring Fish get to be sluttier though

Your reputation precedes you ...he was wondering how I was going to save myself from your wrath?!?!

uh oh...that stupid popcorn's going to get me in trouble...

Yeah, I didn't even know I misspoke ...I was scared for a minute!!

You didnt' misspeak!! We just didn't get your reference and took it at face value

[Don]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

[bluejeangirl76]

My screen is only two inches by three inches! Stop all the multiquoting!!

[parfait]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

[Don]

My screen is only two inches by three inches! Stop all the multiquoting!!

Get a bigger screen or smaller eyeballs.

[Everett]

I did not know that fish "sneak" mate

Heck, men did it up until we entered the "civil" era.

Well, according to this study, that would be only the unattractive men. Hot men wouldn't need to sneak mate :lol:

He would if he had a permanent shefish ...but then the ladies here sound a little "slutty" so perhaps they
are all fish swappers ...

what ladies sound slutty and swap fish?

These ... "whereby females mate with several males and the quality and swimming speed of the sperm determine which male fathers the offspring." geez ...paranoid much?!?!

Well DNA was wondering too!! Sounds to me like the women rule in the fish world much like man world....we DO decide who gets to have our offspring Fish get to be sluttier though

Your reputation precedes you ...he was wondering how I was going to save myself from your wrath?!?!

uh oh...that stupid popcorn's going to get me in trouble...

Yeah, I didn't even know I misspoke ...I was scared for a minute!!

You didnt' misspeak!! We just didn't get your reference and took it at face value

[Everett]

My screen is only two inches by three inches! Stop all the multiquoting!!

Get a bigger screen or smaller eyeballs.

But then again she really should be working

[Michigan Girl]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

[AlteredDNA]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

[Don]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

I'm just here for the pictures.

[parfait]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

Why would I want offspring? I'm 19! I'm not going to start a family until I'm at least 40 (if I can stay away from alcohol and women that is.)

Fish reproduction pretty much boils down to spreading their gametes all over the place within a set biotope and hoping for the best.

[StevePerryHair]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

[Don]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

Why would I want offspring? I'm 19! I'm not going to start a family until I'm at least 40 (if I can stay away from alcohol and women that is.)

Fish reproduction pretty much boils down to spreading their gametes all over the place and putting some faith in good ol' man Jesus.

Well, no ones ever reported getting pregnant by drinking piss so you're safe so far.

[Michigan Girl]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

Why would I want offspring? I'm 19! I'm not going to start a family until I'm at least 40 (if I can stay away from alcohol and women that is.)

Fish reproduction pretty much boils down to spreading their gametes all over the place and hoping for the best.

You're in the fish world now ...you have the life span of a guppy, 2 to 5 yrs, you better get busy little fishy!!!

[bluejeangirl76]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

Why would I want offspring? I'm 19! I'm not going to start a family until I'm at least 40 (if I can stay away from alcohol and women that is.)

Fish reproduction pretty much boils down to spreading their gametes all over the place and hoping for the best.

You're in the fish world now ...you have the life span of a guppy, 2 to 5 yrs, you better get busy little fishy!!!

Please don't encourage him to breed.

[parfait]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

Why would I want offspring? I'm 19! I'm not going to start a family until I'm at least 40 (if I can stay away from alcohol and women that is.)

Fish reproduction pretty much boils down to spreading their gametes all over the place and putting some faith in good ol' man Jesus.

Well, no ones ever reported getting pregnant by drinking piss so you're safe so far.

Your existence proves otherwise.

And I have no idea what you're babbling about MG. No wait, did you just tell me to go breed? Cute.

[Don]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

Why would I want offspring? I'm 19! I'm not going to start a family until I'm at least 40 (if I can stay away from alcohol and women that is.)

Fish reproduction pretty much boils down to spreading their gametes all over the place and putting some faith in good ol' man Jesus.

Well, no ones ever reported getting pregnant by drinking piss so you're safe so far.

Your existence proves otherwise.

And I have no idea what you're babbling about MG

Hey, Garcon. You do know they eat Frog legs down in Louisiana, right? Just so you know, any thoughts of sneaking on MG may result in your crutching your way back to Europe.

[Michigan Girl]

And I have no idea what you're babbling about MG. No wait, did you just tell me to go breed? Cute.

lol ...only in this little fishy thread, where time is limited ...or perhaps the last meal thread, or the
way you would spend your last day ...
We have little time on this earth today ...I think you should study!!

[parfait]

So is sneaking acceptable because the females Surrender the pink willingly as they are usually in heat?

Why did you have to drag me into this?

I thought she was sleeping for fucks sake. Sleeping!

You don't have to sneak because you're cute ...you are slow, however, because you spend too much time adoring
yourself ..therefore, not many offspring for you!! Is anyone reading?!?!

Why would I want offspring? I'm 19! I'm not going to start a family until I'm at least 40 (if I can stay away from alcohol and women that is.)

Fish reproduction pretty much boils down to spreading their gametes all over the place and putting some faith in good ol' man Jesus.

Well, no ones ever reported getting pregnant by drinking piss so you're safe so far.

Your existence proves otherwise.

And I have no idea what you're babbling about MG

Hey, Garcon. You do know they eat Frog legs down in Louisiana, right? Just so you know, any thoughts of sneaking on MG may result in your crutching your way back to Europe.

Why would I sneak up on her? I would just knock on the door and wait for the ensuing fun.

Been reading histology for 7 hours today, so I'm going to bed. Tchao!

[Don]

Ciao!

[stevew2]

that explains Behsad

[Arianddu]

In our society sneak-mating = rape, but years ago when women were considered a man's property it was completely acceptable.

I wonder how many of us sneak-mated in past lives?

I think it's interesting that we call it rape but in the animal world it's called "sneak" mating.... who do they think they are kidding with that term??

Because it's not actually analogous to rape. Fish mate externally, i.e. fertilization takes place outside of the body, but sneak mating is in fact quite common amongst mammals too, and has nothing to do with the female not being aware of who she is mating with, or not being receptive; it's a less dominant male sneaking in to quckly mate when the dominant male is not watching to chase the other male off.

True fact - the correct biological term for a male that engages in sneak mating is a sneaky fucker. On my life, that is true.