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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:04 am

Michigan Girl wrote:Who is making the deposits to these drive thru ATM's?!?! :shock: :D


Not me, sorry...I only do direct deposit. :lol: :wink:
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Postby Behshad » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:04 am

Peartree12249 wrote:If I had waited for my husband to get around to it, we'd still be living together. I didn't ask, I just told him that after 2 years, I expected marriage and if he wasn't interested that's fine, just let me know and I'd move on. We had a wedding date set 30 min later. Been married for 32 years. Women don't need men to procreate. You can go to a sperm band for that. My husband & I never had the desire to have kids, but I'm still glad I got married. He's my best friend, lover & companion. We've had some pretty tough times in our marrige, but we're happier than ever and I'm glad I stuck with it. Anything worth having is worth working for.


Is it like a band camp !? ;) :lol:
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Postby AlteredDNA » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:04 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:Who is making the deposits to these drive thru ATM's?!?! :shock: :D


And how do they reach? :lol:


Some guys have to pull up closer than others (so I hear)...
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:11 am

LOL ...@ all above ...men, men, men, we do need them for procreation ...it's
the ONLY way ...whether it's by direct deposit or a loaner/withdrawal!!! :wink:
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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:13 am

Michigan Girl wrote:LOL ...@ all above ...men, men, men, we do need them for procreation ...it's
the ONLY way ...whether it's by direct deposit or a loaner/withdrawl!!! :wink:


Sounds like you just sent out an invitation. Now get ready for the flood of RSVPs!

And lets hope you don't get any early withdrawals!!
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Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:14 am

AlteredDNA wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:Who is making the deposits to these drive thru ATM's?!?! :shock: :D


And how do they reach? :lol:


Some guys have to pull up closer than others (so I hear)...


someone's whose good a drawing gotta do an artists depcition of this little drive through .

I mean lets think creatively here and all get our heads together , we design it, get it started, and kindly give Wombat 33 percent of hte profits. Melodic Rock. com will be well funded, and we'd have some extra drinking money.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:17 am

KenTheDude wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:LOL ...@ all above ...men, men, men, we do need them for procreation ...it's
the ONLY way ...whether it's by direct deposit or a loaner/withdrawl!!! :wink:


Sounds like you just sent out an invitation. Now get ready for the flood of RSVPs!


Pun intended or not, that's funny as hell.
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Postby Deb » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:21 am

Michigan Girl wrote:LOL ...@ all above ...men, men, men, we do need them for procreation ...it's
the ONLY way ...whether it's by direct deposit or a loaner/withdrawal!!! :wink:


Loaner?? :shock: :? :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:24 am

KenTheDude wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:LOL ...@ all above ...men, men, men, we do need them for procreation ...it's
the ONLY way ...whether it's by direct deposit or a loaner/withdrawal!!! :wink:


Sounds like you just sent out an invitation. Now get ready for the flood of RSVPs!

And lets hope you don't get any early withdrawals!!


ha ha ...I've already taken out a couple of loans/deposits... :shock: :?
Best investments I've ever made!! Not to brag, but ...I'm friggin rich!! :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:32 am

Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:LOL ...@ all above ...men, men, men, we do need them for procreation ...it's
the ONLY way ...whether it's by direct deposit or a loaner/withdrawal!!! :wink:


Loaner?? :shock: :? :lol:
the practice penis' ...for those who practice :shock: :lol: :wink:
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:37 am

steveo777 wrote:I always liked assertive, agressive, insertive, assumptive, affirming type women who are not afraid to let it be known what they want. :D

Back in the day I had the job of driving a car at the races, hauling the trophy girl around. She was a knockout and we were attracted to each other, so later we ended up in a bar, then in bed. She basically just climbed up over my face and instantly let it be known that I was gonna lick her box, whether I liked it or not. I was very much ok with this and the night turned out just fine.....some of the hottest sex I ever had. (I'm glad she really was a woman, btw) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Why am I hard as a sheet of slate right now?

THIS is a fine post. Need more of this stuff.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:38 am

This has turned into a procreation thread ...


S&M ...just ask her, is that what this as about?!? :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:40 am

Rockindeano wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I always liked assertive, agressive, insertive, assumptive, affirming type women who are not afraid to let it be known what they want. :D

Back in the day I had the job of driving a car at the races, hauling the trophy girl around. She was a knockout and we were attracted to each other, so later we ended up in a bar, then in bed. She basically just climbed up over my face and instantly let it be known that I was gonna lick her box, whether I liked it or not. I was very much ok with this and the night turned out just fine.....some of the hottest sex I ever had. (I'm glad she really was a woman, btw) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Why am I hard as a sheet of slate right now?

THIS is a fine post. Need more of this stuff.


It should be, sounds like it came right out of Hustler's Fantasy F*ck section ...if there is one :shock:
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Postby S2M » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:43 am

Michigan Girl wrote:This has turned into a procreation thread ...


S&M ...just ask her, is that what this as about?!? :wink:



AS IF.... :? :? :shock:

No..nothing like that...Jeesh.
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Postby Deb » Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:17 am

S2M wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:This has turned into a procreation thread ...


S&M ...just ask her, is that what this as about?!? :wink:



AS IF.... :? :? :shock:

No..nothing like that...Jeesh.


So we are NOT to throw you an engagement party??! Image
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Postby S2M » Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:30 am

Deb wrote:
S2M wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:This has turned into a procreation thread ...


S&M ...just ask her, is that what this as about?!? :wink:



AS IF.... :? :? :shock:

No..nothing like that...Jeesh.


So we are NOT to throw you an engagement party??! Image


Nope...this thread was about the principle/philosophy of proposal....not about ME.
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Postby Tomulator » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:41 am

steveo777 wrote:I always liked assertive, agressive, insertive, assumptive, affirming type women who are not afraid to let it be known what they want. :D

Back in the day I had the job of driving a car at the races, hauling the trophy girl around. She was a knockout and we were attracted to each other, so later we ended up in a bar, then in bed. She basically just climbed up over my face and instantly let it be known that I was gonna lick her box, whether I liked it or not. I was very much ok with this and the night turned out just fine.....some of the hottest sex I ever had. (I'm glad she really was a woman, btw) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Geez...what is this place turning into "Penthouse Forum"??

Not quite "graphic" enough...


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Postby Sarah » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:57 am

S2M wrote:My original question came from a need to understand why women still want the old fashioned guy asks girl schtick...Personally, I think its attractive if a woman knows what she wants and is secure enough to ask the guy...but that's just me. I realize women are still raised to want the 'fairy tale'....

Women like being romanced and men don't care as much. Plus I think a lot of men would feel less masculine if people witnessed their girlfriend getting down on one knee and proposing...
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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:01 am

Sarah wrote:
S2M wrote:My original question came from a need to understand why women still want the old fashioned guy asks girl schtick...Personally, I think its attractive if a woman knows what she wants and is secure enough to ask the guy...but that's just me. I realize women are still raised to want the 'fairy tale'....

Women like being romanced and men don't care as much. Plus I think a lot of men would feel very masculine if people witnessed their girlfriend getting down on her knees and...


:twisted: :twisted:
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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:02 am

^^^^ Hey! You knew it was coming! :lol: :lol: ^^^^^
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Postby Ehwmatt » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:09 am

Sarah wrote:
S2M wrote:My original question came from a need to understand why women still want the old fashioned guy asks girl schtick...Personally, I think its attractive if a woman knows what she wants and is secure enough to ask the guy...but that's just me. I realize women are still raised to want the 'fairy tale'....

Women like being romanced and men don't care as much. Plus I think a lot of men would feel less masculine if people witnessed their girlfriend getting down on one knee and proposing...


Why? it doesn't bother us or our manhood when you get down on your knees for purposes other than proposing
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:35 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
Sarah wrote:
S2M wrote:My original question came from a need to understand why women still want the old fashioned guy asks girl schtick...Personally, I think its attractive if a woman knows what she wants and is secure enough to ask the guy...but that's just me. I realize women are still raised to want the 'fairy tale'....

Women like being romanced and men don't care as much. Plus I think a lot of men would feel less masculine if people witnessed their girlfriend getting down on one knee and proposing...


Why? it doesn't bother us or our manhood when you get down on your knees for purposes other than proposing


:shock: :shock: :shock: And now I'm thinking about the porn version of "She Proposes" and her slipping a very different kind of engagement ring on him! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:38 am

Arianddu wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Sarah wrote:
S2M wrote:My original question came from a need to understand why women still want the old fashioned guy asks girl schtick...Personally, I think its attractive if a woman knows what she wants and is secure enough to ask the guy...but that's just me. I realize women are still raised to want the 'fairy tale'....

Women like being romanced and men don't care as much. Plus I think a lot of men would feel less masculine if people witnessed their girlfriend getting down on one knee and proposing...


Why? it doesn't bother us or our manhood when you get down on your knees for purposes other than proposing


:shock: :shock: :shock: And now I'm thinking about the porn version of "She Proposes" and her slipping a very different kind of engagement ring on him! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

To be honest, now that I think about it, I've always had that wonderful service performed on me in a bed or at least a couch, so I've never had a chick on her knees blowin me.
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:53 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Why? it doesn't bother us or our manhood when you get down on your knees for purposes other than proposing


:shock: :shock: :shock: And now I'm thinking about the porn version of "She Proposes" and her slipping a very different kind of engagement ring on him! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

To be honest, now that I think about it, I've always had that wonderful service performed on me in a bed or at least a couch, so I've never had a chick on her knees blowin me.


The subtlety in your hints could do with a little work, Matt ;) :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:02 am

Arianddu wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Why? it doesn't bother us or our manhood when you get down on your knees for purposes other than proposing


:shock: :shock: :shock: And now I'm thinking about the porn version of "She Proposes" and her slipping a very different kind of engagement ring on him! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

To be honest, now that I think about it, I've always had that wonderful service performed on me in a bed or at least a couch, so I've never had a chick on her knees blowin me.


The subtlety in your hints could do with a little work, Matt ;) :twisted: :lol: :lol:


damn, you caught me! 8) :oops:
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Re: Just Once....

Postby Saint John » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:27 am

S2M wrote:I'd like to see the girl ask the guy to marry her. Can I get a witness?! :lol:


I was indirectly asked twice .. and ran like hell! :lol:
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Postby TRAGChick » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:43 am

"JUST ONCE...
can we figure out
What we keep doin' wrong?

Why we never last for very long...

...what are we doin' wrong...?"


.....OH.

It's NOT a "James Ingram Tribute Thread"?

My bad. :twisted:
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Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:24 am

Arianddu wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: And now I'm thinking about the porn version of "She Proposes" and her slipping a very different kind of engagement ring on him! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:


...whilst this thread had turned to the subject of proposals of a lewd nature, did anyone see this in todays news: .

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... _park.html

Woman apparently gets caught "proposing" on a picnic table in broad daylight . Whats this world coming to :?: :shock:
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