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Your "first" time. Was it...

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Your "first" time...

Postby Tomulator » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:13 am

Can you even remember it?

:lol:
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Postby ScarabGator » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:16 am

mind blowing...and she enjoyed it too!!!! :wink:
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:23 am

You forgot "personal". :wink:
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Postby Behshad » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:25 am

and in Stevew2 case you forgot "with a donkey" :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:33 am

Behshad wrote:and in Stevew2 case you forgot "with a donkey" :lol:


...........kangaroo.........rabbit............he's not partial. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:35 am

My first time was with a prostitute on Sunset Blvd here in SoCal. I vividly remember not knowing what the Hell I was doing. I remember humping up and down like a fuckin jackhammer. I just kept going and going. I didn't even know when I came, that's how sorry my ass was. I was 15 at the time, and needless to say, I was awful. She asked me if I "was through" and I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about. Through? WTF? When she saw that I did in fact cum, I was a bit embarrassed. I think she knew I broke my maiden that day. Of course I was back on the Strip in a week looking for more ass. Couldn't get enough of it. :P
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:37 am

This^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^is a good story ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:39 am

artist4perry wrote:
Behshad wrote:and in Stevew2 case you forgot "with a donkey" :lol:


...........kangaroo.........rabbit............he's not partial. :wink: :lol: :lol:


yes but the FIRST time,,,, was the donkey
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Postby portland » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:42 am

Behshad wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:My first time was with a prostitute on Sunset Blvd here in SoCal. I vividly remember not knowing what the Hell I was doing. I remember humping up and down like a fuckin jackhammer. I just kept going and going. I didn't even know when I came, that's how sorry my ass was. I was 15 at the time, and needless to say, I was awful. She asked me if I "was through" and I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about. Through? WTF? When she saw that I did in fact cum, I was a bit embarrassed. I think she knew I broke my maiden that day. Of course I was back on the Strip in a week looking for more ass. Couldn't get enough of it. :P


let me guess,,,,her name was Phyllis :lol:




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Postby steveo777 » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:50 am

My first time was kind of like a job. I was called over to the house of these two girls who were having a sleep over in the back yard. My job was to de-virginize one of them. Reason? So she could go on to having more sex. Oh, well, I got my rocks off and she cried. It was pretty weird. :P
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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:51 am

What's the chances of McNeice weighing in with a "first time" reset?
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:56 am

Popcorn.......pssssssssst.........pass the popcorn! :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:14 am

artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here. :lol:
:wink: Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.
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Postby Behshad » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:15 am

Moon Beam wrote:
artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here. :lol:
:wink: Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.


Its all good moonie,,,, :) Dont get too wasted now , eh !? :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:16 am

Moon Beam wrote:
artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here. :lol:
:wink: Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.


You're fuckin weird.
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Postby Behshad » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:17 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:
artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here. :lol:
:wink: Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.


You're fuckin weird.


Be nice,, its barely the weekend and she is almost half way through that bottom shelf whisky :P
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Postby Moon Beam » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:20 am

Rockindeano wrote:You're fuckin weird.


So what the problem is with that Pal?
You feel like having a few rounds of post pokes Dean'a?
My kids just left for the night and I have not much to do in the next 30 minutes.
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Postby Behshad » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:22 am

Moon Beam wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:You're fuckin weird.


So what the problem is with that Pal?
You feel like having a few rounds of post pokes Dean'a?
My kids just left for the night and I have not much to do in the next 30 minutes.


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Postby Moon Beam » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:23 am

Behshad wrote:she is almost half way through that bottom shelf whisky :P


No sauce until later and it's vodka lately Laddie. :)
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Postby Moon Beam » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:25 am

Behshad wrote:Image


Not my best angle but at least it's a skinnier one. :lol:
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Postby lights1961 » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:32 am

Moon Beam wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:You're fuckin weird.


So what the problem is with that Pal?
You feel like having a few rounds of post pokes Dean'a?
My kids just left for the night and I have not much to do in the next 30 minutes.[/quote]

asking for a quickie... ;-) HAHAHA... sorry moonie...but that 30 minute thingy... and just had to go there..
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Postby Everett » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:59 am

Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.
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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:01 am

Everett wrote:Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.


You happen to remember his name?
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Postby Everett » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:04 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Everett wrote:Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.


You happen to remember his name?


yeah it was deano :P :twisted:
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Postby steveo777 » Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:50 am

Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?
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Postby Babyblue » Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:53 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Everett wrote:Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.


You happen to remember his name?



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Postby parfait » Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:55 am

steveo777 wrote:Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?


Feeling horny today, Smegm-o? Erotic novel à la Deano isn't really the way to go.

My first time was with my 3 year older girlfriend at the time. I was 14 :)
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Postby Behshad » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:16 pm

parfait wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?


Feeling horny today, Smegm-o? Erotic novel à la Deano isn't really the way to go.

My first time was with my 3 year old girlfriend at the time. I was 14 :)


that's sick dude. Pedofait ! :lol:
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Postby squirt1 » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:28 pm

I will remember as long as I live even though I was a teen. Turned out to be a great future. Marry your best friend/soulmate !
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