What'd you have for lunch ?!

[StevePerryHair]

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!

Wow! I bet she can't wait for that package! A "poop-o-gram"

[Saint John]

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!

Wow! I bet she can't wait for that package! A "poop-o-gram"

Funny story ... I was walking out of the bathroom at the Buffalo airport earlier this afternoon and there was a guy standing out there who was, I'm assuming, waiting for his wife. He kinda resembled Behshad and when I looked at him the words "Good evening" popped into my head and I laughed right in his face. He looked at me like I was crazy, but seemed too scared to say anything. Now I can't get "Good evening" out of my head!

[StevePerryHair]

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!

Wow! I bet she can't wait for that package! A "poop-o-gram"

Funny story ... I was walking out of the bathroom at the Buffalo airport earlier this afternoon and there was a guy standing out there who was, I'm assuming, waiting for his wife. He kinda resembled Behshad and when I looked at him the words "Good evening" popped into my head and I laughed right in his face. He looked at me like I was crazy, but seemed too scared to say anything. Now I can't get "Good evening" out of my head!

Behshad the bathroom greeter! Maybe he can do that when he retires!

Another sure sign that it wasn't Behshad, would have been if he wasn't announcing to everyone entering that "Dan is pooping"

[Saint John]

Behshad the bathroom greeter! Maybe he can do that when he retires!

I can see him outside the stalls with mints, cheap cologne, hand sanitizer and towels, saying "Good evening" as men work their way to the sinks. All this while still posting on MR with his iPhone and arguing with (a reinstated) Phyllis whether or not his 2010 photoshopping was legal or not.

Another sure sign that it wasn't Behshad, would have been if he wasn't announcing to everyone entering that "Dan is pooping"

He very well may have been. I was too busy marvelling at my solid poop that I lost all other senses!

[StevePerryHair]

Behshad the bathroom greeter! Maybe he can do that when he retires!

I can see him outside the stalls with mints, cheap cologne, hand sanitizer and towels, saying "Good evening" as men work their way to the sinks. All this while still posting on MR with his iPhone and arguing with (a reinstated) Phyllis whether or not his 2010 photoshopping was legal or not.

Another sure sign that it wasn't Behshad, would have been if he wasn't announcing to everyone entering that "Dan is pooping"

He very well may have been. I was too busy marvelling at my solid poop that I lost all other senses!

[Melissa]

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!

Glad you're feeling better!

[Melissa]

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!

Wow! I bet she can't wait for that package! A "poop-o-gram"

Funny story ... I was walking out of the bathroom at the Buffalo airport earlier this afternoon and there was a guy standing out there who was, I'm assuming, waiting for his wife. He kinda resembled Behshad and when I looked at him the words "Good evening" popped into my head and I laughed right in his face. He looked at me like I was crazy, but seemed too scared to say anything. Now I can't get "Good evening" out of my head!

[Saint John]

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!

Wow! I bet she can't wait for that package! A "poop-o-gram"

Funny story ... I was walking out of the bathroom at the Buffalo airport earlier this afternoon and there was a guy standing out there who was, I'm assuming, waiting for his wife. He kinda resembled Behshad and when I looked at him the words "Good evening" popped into my head and I laughed right in his face. He looked at me like I was crazy, but seemed too scared to say anything. Now I can't get "Good evening" out of my head!

Good evening, Mel!!!

[Melissa]

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!

Wow! I bet she can't wait for that package! A "poop-o-gram"

Funny story ... I was walking out of the bathroom at the Buffalo airport earlier this afternoon and there was a guy standing out there who was, I'm assuming, waiting for his wife. He kinda resembled Behshad and when I looked at him the words "Good evening" popped into my head and I laughed right in his face. He looked at me like I was crazy, but seemed too scared to say anything. Now I can't get "Good evening" out of my head!

Good evening, Mel!!!

Good evening Dan!!!

[Saint John]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJUhgubWYc

[S2M]

I have that picture of Behshad in front of the casino men's room....I'll post it tomorrow.

And a second picture of Dan and Behshad in a lurid pose.....

[Saint John]

I have that picture of Behshad in front of the casino men's room....I'll post it tomorrow.

And a second picture of Dan and Behshad in a lurid pose.....

No need to post anything. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

[S2M]

GOOD EVENING.....

[S2M]

Do you think the stall is big enough for BOTH of us?!

[Saint John]

GOOD EVENING.....

Here's the music to go along with the picture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJUhgubWYc

[Saint John]

Do you think the stall is big enough for BOTH of us?!

I was wasted. I barely remember that.

[StevePerryHair]

Do you think the stall is big enough for BOTH of us?!

I was wasted. I barely remember that.

He may barely remember that too! It's just the typical boob grab shot!

[StevePerryHair]

GOOD EVENING.....

Here's the music to go along with the picture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJUhgubWYc

perfect music!

Why is he holding his hands that way?? It's like he's saying "Dan's poopy was THIS big around"

[Melissa]

I have that picture of Behshad in front of the casino men's room....I'll post it tomorrow.

And a second picture of Dan and Behshad in a lurid pose.....

Those are great! I don't even know how you were able to take pics, you were laughing just as much as the rest of us I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard

[Behshad]

I am gonna sue you guys as soon as I contact my artist friend Phyl to find out what I can sue you guys for !!

[Deb]

GOOD EVENING.....

Here's the music to go along with the picture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJUhgubWYc

perfect music!

Why is he holding his hands that way?? It's like he's saying "Dan's poopy was THIS big around"

[artist4perry]

Do you think the stall is big enough for BOTH of us?!

I was wasted. I barely remember that.

Aw.......look at you two cuties.

Saw the title of this thread and died laughing when I saw it break down to a diarrhea diatribe. I love this place. Glad your feeling better, Dan. Don't send me a poop ogram though!

[S2M]

[StevePerryHair]

Oh! My eyes look drunk there! thanks for the close up shot sean And it only took me $10 to win that money! those machines were expensive!! It was a $1 poker machine, and I max bet twice and got 4 aces! Did not gamble at all the rest of the weekend

[StevePerryHair]

:shock:

Why did you delete it? Cause I accidentally said shit and had to edit it to shot?

[S2M]

:shock:

Why did you delete it? Cause I accidentally said shit and had to edit it to shot?

I should have asked first....lol.

[StevePerryHair]

:shock:

Why did you delete it? Cause I accidentally said shit and had to edit it to shot?

I should have asked first....lol.

You didn't ask Dan and Behshad! I thought maybe you saw my "shit" typo and pulled it!

[Behshad]

:shock:

Why did you delete it? Cause I accidentally said shit and had to edit it to shot?

I should have asked first....lol.

That's what Phyl wanted all along. ASK before USE.