As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrato!!!

[G.I.Jim]

Ok, not that I have one now, but it'll be physically impossible after tomorrow. I'm having my uvula removed tomorrow, which means the idea of me taking vocal lessons and learning to use vibrato, are now out of reach. On the plus side, I'll be relaxing at the house on drugs for a week!

[Saint John]

Sorry to hear that, Jim. I hear hysterectomy's are painful.

[G.I.Jim]

Sorry to hear that, Jim. I hear hysterectomy's are painful.

That's "UVULECTOMY" ding-dong! Hell, I probably do need a hysterectomy though to get all of my bitching out.

[brywool]

You and Sting!

[StevePerryHair]

Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

[Michigan Girl]

Ok, not that I have one now, but it'll be physically impossible after tomorrow. I'm having my uvula removed tomorrow, which means the idea of me taking vocal lessons and learning to use vibrato, are now out of reach. On the plus side, I'll be relaxing at the house on drugs for a week!

WHY?!?

[G.I.Jim]

Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

Thanks! I'll be enjoying a lot of soups and yogurt for the next couple of weeks. As long as it helps, that's all that matters. It's been driving me CRAZY!!

[Deb]

Sorry to hear that Jimbo, but can't you just get another one from one of those sexshops by where you live?!

[Rockindeano]

Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

Thanks! I'll be enjoying a lot of semen loads, soups and yogurt for the next couple of weeks. As long as it helps, that's all that matters. It's been driving me CRAZY!!

Semen loads? Dude, I love your openness.

[Don]

Will you still be able to rock the little man in the boat? Is the old lady on board with all of this?

[G.I.Jim]

Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

Thanks! I'll be enjoying a lot of semen loads, soups and yogurt for the next couple of weeks. As long as it helps, that's all that matters. It's been driving me CRAZY!!

Semen loads? Dude, I love your openness.

Don't ask, don't tell!

[G.I.Jim]

Will you still be able to rock the little man in the boat? Is the old lady on board with all of this?

Yes Don... I'll still be rocking the hell outta that little boat!

[Behshad]

As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrator !!! 

[G.I.Jim]

You and Sting!

Phil Collins too... hell maybe it'll HELP me.

[Rip Rokken]

Sorry to hear that, Jim. I hear hysterectomy's are painful.

At first I thought he said vulva!

Seriuosly, I don't think vibrato would be impossible but you'd have to do it another way.

[yulog]

Nuke this thread its from that GI jim guy

[Seven Wishes2]

I thought it read "vibrator".

Good luck, bud.

[Don]

So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

[Starrider]

So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

Could be to help with sleep apnea. Maybe I'm going crazy, but I vaguely remember previous sleep apnea discussions on the board.

[Don]

So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

Could be to help with sleep apnea. Maybe I'm going crazy, but I vaguely remember previous sleep apnea discussions on the board.

People were talking about it, yes. My mom has it but I didn't know it was so common.

[Angel]

I thought it read "vibrator".

Good luck, bud.

That's what I thought it said too. I really started to feel bad for Jimbo, then I realized it's only surgery....

[Melissa]

So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

It can obstruct the airway during sleep, that's the most common reason why.

Sorry to hear Jim! Hope you have a short and easy recovery!

[Rockindeano]

So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

It can obstruct the airway during sleep, that's the most common reason why.

Sorry to hear Jim! Hope you have a short and easy recovery!

You are a sleeper here, you know that? Quiet as a dumb mouse....yet you know a helluva lot of stuff. You and your Floridian chocolate lover are both MR dark horse mensas.

[Don]

Is a church mouse considered a dumb mouse?

[StevePerryHair]

Is a church mouse considered a dumb mouse?

You are just full of questions today! if it were a religious debate, I bet some would call them dumb mice

[Melissa]

So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

It can obstruct the airway during sleep, that's the most common reason why.

Sorry to hear Jim! Hope you have a short and easy recovery!

You are a sleeper here, you know that? Quiet as a dumb mouse....yet you know a helluva lot of stuff. You and your Floridian chocolate lover are both MR dark horse mensas.

Thanks!

[Melissa]

Is a church mouse considered a dumb mouse?

Yeah aren't I supposed to be a church mouse?

[Andrew]

As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrato!!!

Just get new batteries.

[G.I.Jim]

As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrato!!!

Just get new batteries.

I can always count on you smart-asses for a pick-me-up. And to answer the question, I keep getting sinus infections this year, and my uvula keeps getting swollen and it actually makes me choke and gag. Worst feeling in the WORLD! I can't wait until this thing is gone.

[Behshad]

As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrato!!!

Just get new batteries.

As usual , you're a day late and dollar short.