New Year's Resolutions?

[parfait]

My chocolate covered popcorn too!!

SEE! Yet another reason January is a good time!

Well, don't forget the 6 other kinds of cookies I make too! I'm SO dead!!! I can't even resist the freaking peppermint oreos!!

Parfait will be all over you and Melissa for eating bad foods.

No. As I've already told MG; this is what I'm gonna eat on Christmas Eve. All fat.

What the hell is that? Looks good.

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I know that in Norway, they are way too civilized to eat this.
But yes,it's a pork roast,where they leave the fat on the meat.The fat turns hard.It is called crackling and is salty like chips.
Kids will eat the crackling (flaeskesvaerd),as junkfood.
Tasty,yes.Junky,absolutely.

Flæskesværd? Hva snakker du om?

Don: No idea who neither of them are, but I googled La Fontaine and wawaowee; that's the first time I've ever seen a hot Finnish girl. Most of them looks like Ed Harris with tits and lipstick.

[Don]

My chocolate covered popcorn too!!

SEE! Yet another reason January is a good time!

Well, don't forget the 6 other kinds of cookies I make too! I'm SO dead!!! I can't even resist the freaking peppermint oreos!!

Parfait will be all over you and Melissa for eating bad foods.

No. As I've already told MG; this is what I'm gonna eat on Christmas Eve. All fat.

What the hell is that? Looks good.

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I know that in Norway, they are way too civilized to eat this.
But yes,it's a pork roast,where they leave the fat on the meat.The fat turns hard.It is called crackling and is salty like chips.
Kids will eat the crackling (flaeskesvaerd),as junkfood.
Tasty,yes.Junky,absolutely.

Flæskesværd? Hva snakker du om?

Don: No idea who neither of them are, but I googled La Fontaine and wawaowee; that's the first time I've ever seen a hot Finnish girl. Most of them looks like Ed Harris with tits and lipstick.

She was born in Santa Barbara, California. She's a Scandinavian Cali girl

[Melissa]

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I thought it was pie at first glance too

[gr8dane]

My chocolate covered popcorn too!!

SEE! Yet another reason January is a good time!

Well, don't forget the 6 other kinds of cookies I make too! I'm SO dead!!! I can't even resist the freaking peppermint oreos!!

Parfait will be all over you and Melissa for eating bad foods.

No. As I've already told MG; this is what I'm gonna eat on Christmas Eve. All fat.

What the hell is that? Looks good.

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I know that in Norway, they are way too civilized to eat this.
But yes,it's a pork roast,where they leave the fat on the meat.The fat turns hard.It is called crackling and is salty like chips.
Kids will eat the crackling (flaeskesvaerd),as junkfood.
Tasty,yes.Junky,absolutely.

Flæskesværd? Hva snakker du om?

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What I'm talking about is the top layer you see is fat.
When in the oven it will turn crispy.You salt it before you put it in the oven.
That top layer is flaeskesvaerd.
I think that is the best way I can describe it.
Bon appetit.
Had any gjetost or gravlax lately?

[Michigan Girl]

What I'm talking about is the top layer you see is fat.
When in the oven it will turn crispy.You salt it before you put it in the oven.
That top layer is flaeskesvaerd.
I think that is the best way I can describe it.
Bon appetit.
Had any gjetost or gravlax lately?

Sounds like cracklins' minus the cajun spice ...

[parfait]

My chocolate covered popcorn too!!

SEE! Yet another reason January is a good time!

Well, don't forget the 6 other kinds of cookies I make too! I'm SO dead!!! I can't even resist the freaking peppermint oreos!!

Parfait will be all over you and Melissa for eating bad foods.

No. As I've already told MG; this is what I'm gonna eat on Christmas Eve. All fat.

What the hell is that? Looks good.

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I know that in Norway, they are way too civilized to eat this.
But yes,it's a pork roast,where they leave the fat on the meat.The fat turns hard.It is called crackling and is salty like chips.
Kids will eat the crackling (flaeskesvaerd),as junkfood.
Tasty,yes.Junky,absolutely.

Flæskesværd? Hva snakker du om?

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What I'm talking about is the top layer you see is fat.
When in the oven it will turn crispy.You salt it before you put it in the oven.
That top layer is flaeskesvaerd.
I think that is the best way I can describe it.
Bon appetit.
Had any gjetost or gravlax lately?

Huh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

[Arianddu]

I don't do resolutions (too damn lazy to see them through, even if I did subscribe to the notion) but I do have plans for next year; I'm going to rennovate my house. Expect me to bore the pants off you all with discussions of wood working the decorative gingerbread outside, repainting the house, swearing blue murder as I dismantle the window frames to fix all the sash windows, enthuse on the joys of sanding, staining and sealing the floors, expounding the woes of finding a reliable electrician, or a plumber who won't charge the earth, and above all, swearing at the hoops the local council makes me jump through in order to rebuild the back of the house. And I'll be grumbling about every cent I go into debt to do it. I hate being in debt.

[gr8dane]

My chocolate covered popcorn too!!

SEE! Yet another reason January is a good time!

Well, don't forget the 6 other kinds of cookies I make too! I'm SO dead!!! I can't even resist the freaking peppermint oreos!!

Parfait will be all over you and Melissa for eating bad foods.

No. As I've already told MG; this is what I'm gonna eat on Christmas Eve. All fat.

What the hell is that? Looks good.

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I know that in Norway, they are way too civilized to eat this.
But yes,it's a pork roast,where they leave the fat on the meat.The fat turns hard.It is called crackling and is salty like chips.
Kids will eat the crackling (flaeskesvaerd),as junkfood.
Tasty,yes.Junky,absolutely.

Flæskesværd? Hva snakker du om?

.

What I'm talking about is the top layer you see is fat.
When in the oven it will turn crispy.You salt it before you put it in the oven.
That top layer is flaeskesvaerd.
I think that is the best way I can describe it.
Bon appetit.
Had any gjetost or gravlax lately?

Huh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

Brilliant.Mange tak.

[parfait]

My chocolate covered popcorn too!!

SEE! Yet another reason January is a good time!

Well, don't forget the 6 other kinds of cookies I make too! I'm SO dead!!! I can't even resist the freaking peppermint oreos!!

Parfait will be all over you and Melissa for eating bad foods.

No. As I've already told MG; this is what I'm gonna eat on Christmas Eve. All fat.

What the hell is that? Looks good.

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I know that in Norway, they are way too civilized to eat this.
But yes,it's a pork roast,where they leave the fat on the meat.The fat turns hard.It is called crackling and is salty like chips.
Kids will eat the crackling (flaeskesvaerd),as junkfood.
Tasty,yes.Junky,absolutely.

Flæskesværd? Hva snakker du om?

.

What I'm talking about is the top layer you see is fat.
When in the oven it will turn crispy.You salt it before you put it in the oven.
That top layer is flaeskesvaerd.
I think that is the best way I can describe it.
Bon appetit.
Had any gjetost or gravlax lately?

Huh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

Brilliant.Mange tak.

Veldig morsom sketsj. Norske komikere. Jeg bor og studerer i Frankrike, så det er bare ved juletider jeg får anledning til å spise gravlaks og gjetost, samt "flæskesværd"

[gr8dane]

My chocolate covered popcorn too!!

SEE! Yet another reason January is a good time!

Well, don't forget the 6 other kinds of cookies I make too! I'm SO dead!!! I can't even resist the freaking peppermint oreos!!

Parfait will be all over you and Melissa for eating bad foods.

No. As I've already told MG; this is what I'm gonna eat on Christmas Eve. All fat.

What the hell is that? Looks good.

In this picture it looks like pie, in another it looked
like pork roast ...Parfait said it's fat (basically)!

I know that in Norway, they are way too civilized to eat this.
But yes,it's a pork roast,where they leave the fat on the meat.The fat turns hard.It is called crackling and is salty like chips.
Kids will eat the crackling (flaeskesvaerd),as junkfood.
Tasty,yes.Junky,absolutely.

Flæskesværd? Hva snakker du om?

.

What I'm talking about is the top layer you see is fat.
When in the oven it will turn crispy.You salt it before you put it in the oven.
That top layer is flaeskesvaerd.
I think that is the best way I can describe it.
Bon appetit.
Had any gjetost or gravlax lately?

Huh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

Brilliant.Mange tak.

Veldig morsom sketsj. Norske komikere. Jeg bor og studerer i Frankrike, så det er bare ved juletider jeg får anledning til å spise gravlaks og gjetost, samt "flæskesværd"

Saa osse et par af Fleksnes,nu jeg var paa You-tube.
Af en eller anden grund troede jeg du var fra Frankrig og var flyttet til Norge.
Jeg voksede op i Koebenhavn ,men flyttede til Kanada i 83.
Enjoy your time home and eat all those goodies and then some.
Skaal.

[StevePerryHair]

I'm so glad Parfait FINALLY found a friend!! At least I THINK he did!! ! Its hard to say if they are fighting or not

[Michigan Girl]

I'm so glad Parfait FINALLY found a friend!! At least I THINK he did!! ! Its hard to say if they are fighting or not

No, they're fighting ...and I think your name was mentioned !!

[parfait]

I'm so glad Parfait FINALLY found a friend!! At least I THINK he did!! ! Its hard to say if they are fighting or not

No, they're fighting ...and I think your name was mentioned !!

We weren't fighting, and Lynn's name wasn't mentioned specifically. We did talk about a menopausal, creationist, twinkie eating monster however.

[StevePerryHair]

I'm so glad Parfait FINALLY found a friend!! At least I THINK he did!! ! Its hard to say if they are fighting or not

No, they're fighting ...and I think your name was mentioned !!

We weren't fighting, and Lynn's name wasn't mentioned specifically. We did talk about a menopausal, creationist, twinkie eating monster however.

You know, Phylis isn't a member of this board anymore, so I'm sure Andrew would appreciate if you'd stop with the references. So how did the two of you become buddies? He does know a golden shower doesnt mean you'll shower him with real gold, right?

[Michigan Girl]

I'm so glad Parfait FINALLY found a friend!! At least I THINK he did!! ! Its hard to say if they are fighting or not

No, they're fighting ...and I think your name was mentioned !!

We weren't fighting, and Lynn's name wasn't mentioned specifically. We did talk about a menopausal, creationist, twinkie eating monster however.

You know, Phylis isn't a member of this board anymore, so I'm sure Andrew would appreciate if you'd stop with the references. So how did the two of you become buddies? He does know a golden shower doesnt mean you'll shower him with real gold, right?

He is fibbing ...course, I was too!!

[StevePerryHair]

I'm so glad Parfait FINALLY found a friend!! At least I THINK he did!! ! Its hard to say if they are fighting or not

No, they're fighting ...and I think your name was mentioned !!

We weren't fighting, and Lynn's name wasn't mentioned specifically. We did talk about a menopausal, creationist, twinkie eating monster however.

You know, Phylis isn't a member of this board anymore, so I'm sure Andrew would appreciate if you'd stop with the references. So how did the two of you become buddies? He does know a golden shower doesnt mean you'll shower him with real gold, right?

He is fibbing ...course, I was too!!

Yes, I know you were fibbing! But I only have a couple of weeks left to be mean

[RossValoryRocks]

Parfait's resolution: I will not use a woman as a urinal ever again.

[S2M]

Parfait's resolution: I will not use a woman as a urinal ever again.

[Angel]

I personally find the best way to quit with something is through a bet. If someone tells you that you can't stop with a habit or do whatever, then you kindly tell the person to go fuck himself and show him/her what you're made of. There's nothing that can compare to the feeling you get when you tell someone:
I told you so.

I bet you can't stop being an arrogant, condescending, "holier than thou" piece of shit. I also bet you can't stop peeing on girls.

[Rockindeano]

I personally find the best way to quit with something is through a bet. If someone tells you that you can't stop with a habit or do whatever, then you kindly tell the person to go fuck himself and show him/her what you're made of. There's nothing that can compare to the feeling you get when you tell someone:
I told you so.

I bet you can't stop being an arrogant, condescending, "holier than thou" piece of shit. I also bet you can't stop peeing on girls.

Back off Nathan. Parfait doesn't deserve all this Bitch hate.

[Angel]

I personally find the best way to quit with something is through a bet. If someone tells you that you can't stop with a habit or do whatever, then you kindly tell the person to go fuck himself and show him/her what you're made of. There's nothing that can compare to the feeling you get when you tell someone:
I told you so.

I bet you can't stop being an arrogant, condescending, "holier than thou" piece of shit. I also bet you can't stop peeing on girls.

Back off Nathan. Parfait doesn't deserve all this Bitch hate.

I haven't told you to fuck off in awhile.....now seems like a good time.

[Behshad]

I personally find the best way to quit with something is through a bet. If someone tells you that you can't stop with a habit or do whatever, then you kindly tell the person to go fuck himself and show him/her what you're made of. There's nothing that can compare to the feeling you get when you tell someone:
I told you so.

I bet you can't stop being an arrogant, condescending, "holier than thou" piece of shit. I also bet you can't stop peeing on girls.

Solid bets! Im in !

[parfait]

I personally find the best way to quit with something is through a bet. If someone tells you that you can't stop with a habit or do whatever, then you kindly tell the person to go fuck himself and show him/her what you're made of. There's nothing that can compare to the feeling you get when you tell someone:
I told you so.

I bet you can't stop being an arrogant, condescending, "holier than thou" piece of shit. I also bet you can't stop peeing on girls.

Awww. It's so cute when you ladies try to act all tough.

[Don]

What's so wrong with peeing on girls?

[parfait]

What's so wrong with peeing on girls?

[ebake02]

[Don]

Now, if we're talking about pissing in a chic's gold fish bowl, I'm as guilty as the next guy. Yeah, not good for the fish but no need to get nasty.

Rule #1. Don't leave said bowl on the floor, especially when a dude is drunk and has a full bladder.
Fact #1. Not all Salt Water is the same.