Did Dinosaurs really exist?

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Did Dinosaurs really exist?

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No
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Postby Seven Wishes2 » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:03 pm

Who the fuck voted "no'?

A few years ago, as was the custom, I filled in for my receptionist and the front desk of the clinic I managed while she went to lunch. One day in the mid-2000's, we had just received our daily mail, and there was a Time Magazine article detailing recent discoveries which, in time, have rendered the Clovis-first theory obselete, and more recently, downright wrong. I don't feel like getting into an explanation right now, but, long story short - athropologists have discovered and carbon-dated artifacts and bone fragments from numerous settlements in northeast, central, and midwest North America that predate the Clovis settlements (the Asiatic people who came across the Bering Strait when it was an ice bridge and still crossable by foot) by more than ten thousand years - thus devalidating the science of the previously accepted Clovis-first settlers and throwing the careers of many professors, academians, and forensic anthropologists into a deep, dark shadow.

Anyway, I asked Stephanie to put the Time Magazine aside as I planned on reading it during her lunch hour (it's good to be the King). Anyway, when she read the title - "early Americans were here as long as 30,000 years ago" - she said, in the most superfluous southern drawl...and I quote...

"This here article is stupid and wrong. The whole earth ain't but six thousand years old."

She was a Southern Baptist Conventionist and apparently beleived in the Ussher chronology, which I know for a fact is only still taught by the most rigorous and blissfully ignorant ultra-fundamentalist Christian factions.

Anyway, my only response was to sit there like a slack-jawed yokel and eventually walk away without saying a word. Sometimes you just can't win.

SCARY!! :arrow: According to a Gallup poll in December 2010, around 40% of Americans believe in YEC, rising to over 50% among Republicans but reducing strongly with level of education (only 22% of respondents with postgraduate degrees compared with 47% of those with high school or less).

http://www.gallup.com/poll/145286/Four-Americans-Believe-Strict-Creationism.aspx
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Postby StevePerryHair » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:06 pm

Wow, it's REALLY bugging you someone said no for you to come back again! :lol:
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Postby conversationpc » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:18 pm

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Postby S2M » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:28 pm

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Postby S2M » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:31 pm

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Postby conversationpc » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:33 pm

Sean, I can take the one attempting to be humorous. The other one is a bit over the top, even for you.
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Postby S2M » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:34 pm

conversationpc wrote:Sean, I can take the one attempting to be humorous. The other one is a bit over the top, even for you.


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Postby conversationpc » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:35 pm

S2M wrote:
conversationpc wrote:Sean, I can take the one attempting to be humorous. The other one is a bit over the top, even for you.


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better? :wink: :lol:


I don't have a problem with that one. I've never murdered anyone.
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Postby Seven Wishes2 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:54 am

Seven Wishes wrote:SCARY!! :arrow: According to a Gallup poll in December 2010, around 40% of Americans believe in YEC, rising to over 50% among Republicans but reducing strongly with level of education (only 22% of respondents with postgraduate degrees compared with 47% of those with high school or less).

http://www.gallup.com/poll/145286/Four-Americans-Believe-Strict-Creationism.aspx


These means more than HALF the Americans who affiliate themselves with the GOP FULLY believe the Bible verbatim, accept only the concept of creationism, and contend that humanity began in the Garden of Eden...that the earth is only 6,200 years old, that there were never any dinosaurs, and that the "fossil evidence" left behind by our Pre-Cambrian predecessors was artificually created plastic and/or styrofoam models constructed by the same anthropoligsts they allege "discovered" them in an attempt to hoax and swindle humanity into accepting natural selection and Darwinism. THAT is REALLY fucking scary.

Of course, most of those people are the same ones who believe our impotent President - who doesn't even have the balls to take control of his own party - is somehow plotting world domination via massive car loans, and the least circuitous route available - naturally, by introducing socialistic / totalitarian health care reform (which, according to them, WASN'T a bad idea at all when only the Republicans embraced it).
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Postby Melissa » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:45 am

Dinosaurs still exist... there's a pink one in my house.

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Postby Seven Wishes2 » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:50 pm

We weren't discussing your jack rabbit.
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Postby Don » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:59 pm

Yoshi!?!
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Postby Melissa » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:38 pm

Don wrote:Yoshi!?!


Yep :lol: I thought it was funny, but guess not! :lol:
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Postby Don » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:17 am

Melissa wrote:
Don wrote:Yoshi!?!


Yep :lol: I thought it was funny, but guess not! :lol:


Well, Pink Yoshi is sort of hidden if I remember correctly, so not everybody knows about it.

I've got a GameBoy Advance and SNES emulator on my phone, now I'm going to have to play those games to find out. :lol:
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Postby Melissa » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:26 am

Don wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Don wrote:Yoshi!?!


Yep :lol: I thought it was funny, but guess not! :lol:


Well, Pink Yoshi is sort of hidden if I remember correctly, so not everybody knows about it.

I've got a GameBoy Advance and SNES emulator on my phone, now I'm going to have to play those games to find out. :lol:


:lol: Yeah if not for my kids I wouldn't have known about Pink Yoshi either :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:35 am

steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:Yes they existed, and people kept them as pets. I saw it on the Flintstones with my own two eyes.

...and some of them were even gay, I saw that on Barney with my own two eyes. :lol:


There were lesbian Dinosaurs. They were called Lickalotapusses. :wink:
You are a genious fat ass, the first gay dinosaure was discovered in Tennesee go figure
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Postby Arkansas » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:39 am

I voted 'no'. Has nothing to do with what I think or believe, I just wanted to vote no.


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Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:41 am

Arkansas wrote:I voted 'no'. Has nothing to do with what I think or believe, I just wanted to be a dick.


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This would have been a more honest way to explain it. :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:55 am

Arkansas wrote:I voted 'no'. Has nothing to do with what I think or believe, I just wanted to vote no.


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As if we didnt know :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:02 am

Behshad wrote:
Arkansas wrote:I voted 'no'. Has nothing to do with what I think or believe, I just wanted to vote no.


later~


As if we didnt know :lol:


Well, there is an insane part of society that believes scientists made them up I think! :lol:
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Postby conversationpc » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:01 am

Seven Wishes wrote:
Seven Wishes wrote:SCARY!! :arrow: According to a Gallup poll in December 2010, around 40% of Americans believe in YEC, rising to over 50% among Republicans but reducing strongly with level of education (only 22% of respondents with postgraduate degrees compared with 47% of those with high school or less).

http://www.gallup.com/poll/145286/Four-Americans-Believe-Strict-Creationism.aspx


These means more than HALF the Americans who affiliate themselves with the GOP FULLY believe the Bible verbatim, accept only the concept of creationism, and contend that humanity began in the Garden of Eden...that the earth is only 6,200 years old, that there were never any dinosaurs, and that the "fossil evidence" left behind by our Pre-Cambrian predecessors was artificually created plastic and/or styrofoam models constructed by the same anthropoligsts they allege "discovered" them in an attempt to hoax and swindle humanity into accepting natural selection and Darwinism. THAT is REALLY fucking scary.


What's more amazing to me in that survey is that nearly 25% of post-graduate students believe in the strict creationist theory while fully 71% of them at least believe God was involved somehow.
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:13 am

stevew2 wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:Yes they existed, and people kept them as pets. I saw it on the Flintstones with my own two eyes.

...and some of them were even gay, I saw that on Barney with my own two eyes. :lol:


There were lesbian Dinosaurs. They were called Lickalotapusses. :wink:
You are a genious fat ass, the first gay dinosaure was discovered in Tennesee go figure


Good jesus...first post back and it contains gay verbiage in it. Too much. :D
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Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:17 am

Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:Yes they existed, and people kept them as pets. I saw it on the Flintstones with my own two eyes.

...and some of them were even gay, I saw that on Barney with my own two eyes. :lol:


There were lesbian Dinosaurs. They were called Lickalotapusses. :wink:
You are a genious fat ass, the first gay dinosaure was discovered in Tennesee go figure


Good jesus...first post back and it contains gay verbiage in it. Too much. :D


Actually 2nd post, because of the Friga pic in another thread... which ALSO screams gay! :lol:
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Postby S2M » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:19 am

I saw a few Argentinosaurs, and Seismosaurs at MRF2....So yeah, I can honestly say that they exist. So F:)ck off! :shock:
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:52 am

Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:Yes they existed, and people kept them as pets. I saw it on the Flintstones with my own two eyes.

...and some of them were even gay, I saw that on Barney with my own two eyes. :lol:


There were lesbian Dinosaurs. They were called Lickalotapusses. :wink:
You are a genious fat ass, the first gay dinosaure was discovered in Tennesee go figure


Good jesus...first post back and it contains gay verbiage in it. Too much. :D
I was just commenting on what was already said.
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Postby steveo777 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:08 am

Arkansas wrote:I voted 'no'. Has nothing to do with what I think or believe, I just wanted to vote no.


later~


Your post is no surprise, coming from a guy that believes that Journey died when Steve Perry left. :P

Do you now believe that Journey is extinct, or will you shift to believing that Journey never existed? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Arkansas » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:59 am

steveo777 wrote:
Arkansas wrote:I voted 'no'. Has nothing to do with what I think or believe, I just wanted to vote no.


later~


Your post is no surprise, coming from a guy that believes that Journey died when Steve Perry left. :P

Do you now believe that Journey is extinct, or will you shift to believing that Journey never existed? :lol: :lol: :lol:


You've got me confused with someone else. I've never said anything like that.
I'm a Schon fan, period. Perry is on down the list.


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Postby Don » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:03 am

Arkansas wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Arkansas wrote:I voted 'no'. Has nothing to do with what I think or believe, I just wanted to vote no.


later~


Your post is no surprise, coming from a guy that believes that Journey died when Steve Perry left. :P

Do you now believe that Journey is extinct, or will you shift to believing that Journey never existed? :lol: :lol: :lol:


You've got me confused with someone else. I've never said anything like that.
I'm a Schon fan, period. Perry is on down the list.


later~


Just give it a few months. If this new album bombs, we can say that Pineda killed Journey.
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:09 am

Don wrote:Just give it a few months. If this new album bombs, we can say that Pineda killed Journey.


I hope you meant, "when", here. :lol: If not, you are WAY too optomistic.
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Postby Don » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:11 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Don wrote:Just give it a few months. If this new album bombs, we can say that Pineda killed Journey.


I hope you meant, "when", here. :lol: If not, you are WAY too optomistic.


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