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Postby Duncan » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:16 am

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.
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Postby SusieP » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:47 am

Nice to know you are keeping abreast of the news, Dunc.


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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:56 am

:lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:57 am

StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby slucero » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:01 am

StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:



The Icock... every new model will be bigger than the one before....

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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:06 am

slucero wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:



The Icock... every new model will be bigger than the one before....

Perhaps color will dictate size?!?! :?
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Postby Moon Beam » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:20 am

StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock


They might see an increase in a woman's desire if they do that. :)
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Postby Saint John » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:26 am

When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.
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Postby Behshad » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:30 am

This is perfect for crybaby Enigma & his chesticles :lol:
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Postby slucero » Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:03 am

It could be a new product line...

The "iGasm" for the ladies..

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"...with the new iGasm's touch sensitive interface, your experience has never been better"

"... Come on over.... to iGasm"


They could also come out with a carry case for the iCock... call it the "iCooch"... will also conveniently hold your iPad... :lol:

"...now you can stuff your iCooch with your iCock and your iPad..."

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Postby Saint John » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:17 am

The latest sales estimates suggest Apple might sell as many as 100 million iPhones. :) 8)
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Postby conversationpc » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:19 am

Saint John wrote:When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.


It just cracks me up that you and I get PO'd by that stuff, to a degree anyway. :lol:
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Postby Saint John » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:21 am

conversationpc wrote:
Saint John wrote:When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.


It just cracks me up that you and I get PO'd by that stuff, to a degree anyway. :lol:


Yeah, when I graduated college I never envisioned correcting people on the proper spelling of the iCock. :lol: :?
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:30 am

Saint John wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
Saint John wrote:When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.


It just cracks me up that you and I get PO'd by that stuff, to a degree anyway. :lol:


Yeah, when I graduated college I never envisioned correcting people on the proper spelling of the iCock. :lol: :?
Well why doesn't my iPhone correct for that? I can type IPhone, and it doesn't auto correct! I think your company should fix that! :lol: iCock, ICOCK, Icock, icock...it's all the same to me! :lol: Maybe they should come out with a line of them, and use different capitalizations according to size of the device :P :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:43 am

You can spell it Anyway You Want It, Lynny ...it's Your Cock!! :wink:
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Postby ebake02 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:46 am

StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:


Don't women have more than enough toys already? You guys don't need anymore. :lol:
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Postby Journey/Survivor » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:01 am

I don't understand the obsession with these!?!?


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Postby Journey/Survivor » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:05 am

I do, however, love these!


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Postby S2M » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:10 am

How about the IClit....something else to rub your thumb around. Box included.
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Postby Behshad » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:12 am

Journey/Survivor wrote:I do, however, love these!


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Is that second one , Phyl ?! :shock:
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