Majestic wrote:Oh my God, I have not heard this topic debated since around '83! I was 14.

It was pretty important then, and its just as important now.
Neal is way better! WAY! So get off the crack pipe, homes!
So what if EVH does the tapping thing, have you not noticed that all the Chics go to the Journey shows? Nuff said!
And Neal was in Santana when he was only like 15, so you suck!
Son, Crack and Crystal Meth are doing you *no* good...
It has nothing to do with EVH doing tapping or chics at Journey shows...(btw, they were there for Perry, not schlong....trust me. The midget fucking HATED that fact!)
You're just not fucking listening. You can trace almost every marketable guitar technique used in the late 70s, the entire 80s and part of the 90s and pretty much everything in the 2000s....you can trace it ALL to EVH in varying degrees.
You can't trace DICK to schlong. You just can't. You can claim schlong was playing with Santana in the early 70s.....check how much credit Santana gives schlong for his playing. Go ahead. Look at the albums. Hell, schlong wasn't invited when Sanatana was inducted into the R&RHOF. I suspect Schlong fucked Santana's wife or daughter or something....but maybe, Santana felt he was the alpha dog and schlong was just another fucking paid strummer, who knows....
But the fact of the matter is that EVH is responsible for almost all of it. What EVH can't lay claim to, Hendrix can. The only thing Schon can do is fucking get on his knees and thank EVH for his contributions.
You guys that think Schlong is on the same planet with EVH.....consider this.
The only reason the PGA over the past 15 years did 85% of the business it did....is because of Tiger. Ian Poulter, Tom Lehman, Mark OMera, Trevor Immelmen, literally every fucking good player in the PGA, doesn't make 85% of his money, if Tiger stayed at home with Mommy and Daddy playing Nintendo. He paved the way for all of them to drive fast cars and have hot wives.
Same comparison for EVH.
Without EVH in 1977, guitar gods don't get off the fucking ground. Randy Rhoads, Jake E Lee, Brad Gillis, Nick Schlong, The Edge....literally every fucking hot shot guitarist of the 80s, save for Stevie Ray, doesn't get out of the fucking starting gate.
It's that serious folks.
Take your fanboi shite and shove that in your pooper....I'm right and you're wrong!
Schon isn't fit to wipe the sweat off of EVH's balls......... period!