Red13JoePa wrote:The_Noble_Cause wrote:PS Epic rant by Deano. Just sat down to have my morning coffee and nearly choked.
I don't think I jump the gun when I call it his #1 rant ever.
Great stuff. I can't quit laughing.

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Red13JoePa wrote:The_Noble_Cause wrote:PS Epic rant by Deano. Just sat down to have my morning coffee and nearly choked.
I don't think I jump the gun when I call it his #1 rant ever.
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Rockindeano wrote:Ehwmatt wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:S2M wrote:I know alot of groups are bandied about here....and many groups are criticized - but TOTO? Really?
What was their last album again, The Cure for Insomnia VI?
That's bullshit! Their last album was one of the best albums EVER recorded (IMHO!). Even though they are pretty much over as a band, they have given us some AMAZING albums, and I think we'll still hear more new tunes from them in the future. That's more than I can say for a lot of the 80's bands out there right now!
CoD fucker? I'll be on in 15
Good. Get that sonofabitch off of here. I won't post if he and/or Ginger is on here posting. Jim is a fucking idiot, who likes glam pop '80's keyboard bands. What a dickmouthed know nothing fuck. Fuck you Jim. Better get to bed, don't want you to miss the first coffee break tomorrow morning in the empty armory that serves as military training for camoflouge wearing pencil pushers. I would take your music criticism seriously, if you knew what you were talking about. Instead, you just spew regurgitated anti-Springsteen venom that holds no water. I am sure if Bruce were a died in the wool republican, pro life, bible thumping fuck like you and your southern ilk, you'd love his voice. You used to be a nice guy but I think you're a complete anal warted dickmouthed kunt. And rest assured you don't ever want to call me out to fight, because I have seen pics of you and I would undoubtedly kick your sorry fat ass back to bumfuck, South Carolina.
PS- Bruce is a better live singer than Pineda, and oh yeah, fuck you too Versilibre. For you to be a Rush fan and make fun of Springsteen's vocals is hysterical. He can easily outsing that filthy looking fuck, Geddy Lee. He looks like he has fleas.
And fuck you too Andrew. Until you can sit your lazy ass up and call Thrill Hill and get the name of C's replacement, then you simply are sucking cock at journalism. I am fed the fuck up at this shithole.
GI Jim and his gay 1990's bands- spewing his love for these pom pom "bands" because they play keyboards, Versilibre- actually I liked him and his takes until the needless uninformed bullshit empty take on Bruce today...Andrew for being a lazy cocksucker who has stopped working because he got a Steve Perry interview, which is great, but I would think there are bigger stars out there- unless you listen to Ginger who says there were/are none better or bigger, which is laughable.... Again, I love Drew like Sandusky loves 10 yr old boys, but goddammit Andy, your musical tastes is lacking, um, taste. Give me a break. Rock Sugar? Can't write music, so they thieve others' and hide behind "colorful ingenuity." In fact, they thieve not one band, but two bands and cleverly merge the two hit songs into one. How cute. Then that smiling jerkoff fuck Jesse the lead singer who mimes better than a totem pole...I got first hand news, not second hand news(sorry Lindsay Buckingham), that during MR Fest whatever number it was last time out, that creepy fucker was mouthing the words, NOT singing them. But I have learned on this site, particularly this forum, lipping is basically overlooked, and not dwelled upon- people tend to move on and call it "not perfect, and it's just rock n roll). Fuck you Augeri. You too Schon and I haven't forgotten about you either Cain, you pantywaste, tampon wearing douchebag. Try writing a song that doesn't include state of grace or faded photographs. You suck. Lest I forgot about you Ross. You can talk Los Angeles class submarines to me all you want in the lobby of the Boston Hilton after calling me the best Journey fan you have ever met, because I "cared enough to expose the lipping"....this skeletor looking motherfucker didn't even buy me a drink. He put the two shots and beers on Schon's tab, of which I did as well. To be fair, Schon paid my way out to Beantown from LAX. So Valory, I just sent you an email- read it you fuckin senior citizen; it contains an important message. As for Castronova, you can fuck yourself for the way you talked to me about Jeff. He saved your Adam Ant looking faggoty ass(ease up on the make up little drummer princess). I liked you better when you were doing 8 balls of coke daily. No Journey fans, this is not all made up stuff as RobbieG will undoubtedly come in and say, and now I'm sure GI princess Jim will be bestest friemds with that fucking lying tool.
I can move on with Versilibre because he generally has solid takes and is a good poster, even though he hates me. Hell, 99% of the board hates me, and that's ok. I expect that bespectacled down under rat fucker to send me on "holiday" (another gay term from non Americans). Send me on Holiday, and I will never logon again, I promise. I can hear the cheers from here! Thank you everybody. But seriously this place sucks lately. Andrew, you were caught with your pants down when Clarence passed away. Instead you ran a story about the bass player of (insert shit band name here) putting out a new dvd which nobody will ever buy. That's fuckin shameful, especially when the E Street Band is as melodic as they come, They are every bit if not more melodic than the 3 clowns from frisco, the fag from Oregon, and the ugly fuckin Filipino. Now get to work, find out exactly who the fuck it is, and post it, on THE FUCKIN FRONT PAGE! No more Mr Big dvd release dates- nobody gives a shit. No more Jon Cain "working with Madison on forthcoming Nashville records." Got it?
PS- Everrett, don't you open your fucking trap about Kevin Cronin being a tremendous talent.
Rockindeano wrote:
And fuck you too Andrew. Until you can sit your lazy ass up and call Thrill Hill and get the name of C's replacement, then you simply are sucking cock at journalism. I am fed the fuck up at this shithole.
Rockindeano wrote: Then that smiling jerkoff fuck Jesse the lead singer who mimes better than a totem pole...I got first hand news, not second hand news(sorry Lindsay Buckingham), that during MR Fest whatever number it was last time out, that creepy fucker was mouthing the words, NOT singing them.
G.I.Jim wrote:Rockindeano wrote:S2M wrote:
Secondly, don't EVER accuse another person of doing or not doing something - because you don't know jack about me, or my past. I have photos to back my military service.
You are exactly right. I was actually typing out an apology to you. That was wrong and I am sorry for that Sean. My fault, 100%.
I'm still waiting on mine...
S2M wrote:
I was there....Jesse WAS lipping. Sorry to break it to ya. And I've mentioned it at least 5X since then....for someone who voices cartoons, and other voiceover stuff - this seems odd.
Andrew wrote:
Off your meds today?
Andrew wrote:Rockindeano wrote: Then that smiling jerkoff fuck Jesse the lead singer who mimes better than a totem pole...I got first hand news, not second hand news(sorry Lindsay Buckingham), that during MR Fest whatever number it was last time out, that creepy fucker was mouthing the words, NOT singing them.
Well, being that I was there and you were not...and the fact that I was actually in the soundbooth at the time, listening to a live feed from Jesse's mike thru headphones, I can say that your BS is exactly that.
Andrew wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:Rockindeano wrote:S2M wrote:
Secondly, don't EVER accuse another person of doing or not doing something - because you don't know jack about me, or my past. I have photos to back my military service.
You are exactly right. I was actually typing out an apology to you. That was wrong and I am sorry for that Sean. My fault, 100%.
I'm still waiting on mine...
And mine...
Rockindeano wrote:Andrew wrote:
Off your meds today?
No. You know most of my rant towards you, 95% of it, was sarcasm. You are however, taking the piss on the Clarence update. You cannot dispute that Andrew. That will be the only major melodic rock band on tour next year, not to mention the biggest act in music, period. So get the fucking name of the replacement already, and post it on the front page..Andrew wrote:Rockindeano wrote: Then that smiling jerkoff fuck Jesse the lead singer who mimes better than a totem pole...I got first hand news, not second hand news(sorry Lindsay Buckingham), that during MR Fest whatever number it was last time out, that creepy fucker was mouthing the words, NOT singing them.
Well, being that I was there and you were not...and the fact that I was actually in the soundbooth at the time, listening to a live feed from Jesse's mike thru headphones, I can say that your BS is exactly that.
This I must admit, I took this off second hand news...I believe Sean and Dan told me he lipped. No offense Andrew, but people involved with the Augeri lipping had no idea either. Perhaps you just don't want to know. Sean is a dorky fucker, but he is pretty bright and astute to say the least. If I had to bet money, I'd bet with S2M on this.
Rockindeano wrote:Andrew wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:Rockindeano wrote:S2M wrote:
Secondly, don't EVER accuse another person of doing or not doing something - because you don't know jack about me, or my past. I have photos to back my military service.
You are exactly right. I was actually typing out an apology to you. That was wrong and I am sorry for that Sean. My fault, 100%.
I'm still waiting on mine...
And mine...
No apology needed for you Andrew. You're like a brother to me, and I love you. These other dickholes don't know you the way I do. So no, no apology for you, and definitely not an apology to that classless piece of shit career soldier, who bashes the president of the United States in a public forum.
Oh yeah, and also Asshole, I DID slam Bush and was well within my rights to do so as a citizen. However, when I was in the military, his dad was busy fucking up the country too(runs in the family), and I never ever spoke ill will of him while I was in uniform. He was my boss, kind of like Mr. Obama is yours. I'm done talking to you here or in PM you piece of crap. So glad you wished I had been successful in my suicide attempts. At least you admit it. I am actually glad I was unsuccessful, as my life is coming together, and certain people are coming back into it that previously left.
G.I.Jim wrote:And for the record, I would NEVER post what you said to me in PM on this board, but since you've called me out saying I wished you would have succeeded in a PM... here is the truth.
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