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Here is the "Hot for Teacher" teacher at 60

Postby ebake02 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:10 pm

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The sexy educator from Van Halen‘s famous ‘Hot for Teacher’ video has resurfaced. Her name is Lillian Muller and she followed her modeling career with a gig as an inspirational speaker, personal health consultant and author.

It’s been over 25 long years since Muller’s appearance in the famed video — one of the last ones the group made during David Lee Roth’s first run with the band — but she is hot as ever. If you had it bad, had it bad, had it bad for Muller in the video, you’ll be happy to know she has retained her good looks.

A raw food vegetarian who has never drank a drop of alcohol, and the mother of a 21-year-old co-ed with whom she once posed in a white bikini for a photo shoot, Muller revealed that she feared that she’d be rejected for the role of the teacher in Van Halen’s video because of her age.

As she told Yahoo, “I was a little old for the role.” Now 60, the sexagenarian confesses to never having seen the final product. That’s ok, Lil. Scores of red-blooded American males have watched it repeatedly in your stead.

Astute rockers will have recognized Muller from her role in Rod Stewart’s ‘Do Ya Think I’m Sexy‘ video, which debuted in 1978. She was like the Tawny Kitaen of the late ‘70s and early ‘80s! She says she did not hook up with any rockers she worked with, but did admit to dalliances with Tom Selleck and Hef. As in Hugh! Despite several marriage engagements, she never wed.

If the Van Halen boys are looking to cast a mature hottie in a video for their new album ‘A Different Kind of Truth,’ Muller is more than happy to oblige: “I’m a more valuable package now than in my 30s. I still have my physical condition, and I’ve become a much wiser person. I would definitely appear in any video that would be classy and exciting.” No sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll or teacher roles for her at this point!
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Postby Gideon » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:35 pm

Even at 60, she still looks to be worth detention. :lol:
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Postby ebake02 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:37 pm

I don't care if she is 32 years my senior, I would totally wreck that chick. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Gideon » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:42 pm

ebake02 wrote:I don't care if she is 32 years my senior, I would totally wreck that chick. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Only 32 years your senior? Which one of you would break a hip first? :shock: :lol: :P
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Re: Here is the "Hot for Teacher" teacher at 60

Postby Enigma869 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:50 pm

ebake02 wrote:http://ultimateclassicrock.com/van-halen-hot-for-teacher-video-star-lillian-muller-resurfaces/


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Holy crap. That picture is going to be completely demoralizing for anyone who is 60. I've never seen a single 60 year old in my life who looks like that. Hell, I'm not sure I've seen many 40 year olds who look like that :shock:
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Postby AR » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:58 pm

Reality check :wink:

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Postby Rick » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:00 pm

AR wrote:Reality check :wink:

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Still not bad for 60 though.
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Postby AR » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:01 pm

Rick wrote:
AR wrote:Reality check :wink:

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Still not bad for 60 though.



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Postby steveo777 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:17 pm

She probably has VR and arachnid cribellum
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Postby parfait » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:30 pm

She's Norwegian. It's our genes.
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Postby steveo777 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:29 pm

parfait wrote:She's Norwegian. It's our genes.


What I said above you about vaginal rot and cob webs? I suppose, but I remember something about you guys having greasy hair, smelly arm pits and diarrhea. That, too may run in the jeans. :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:14 am

AR wrote:Reality check :wink:

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In reality any 40yo would be lucky to look this incredible!!
She's wearing very little mascara and no eyeliner in this photo, which
is the reason her eyes do not stand out as much as the one ebake
posted!! The veggie diet is b~o~l~o~g~n~a, though ...it is
all in the genes~~ :wink:
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Postby Behshad » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:23 am

parfait wrote:She's Norwegian. It's our genes.


:lol:

Good one , P .

Here's another one :

Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door.
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Postby parfait » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:27 am

Behshad wrote:
parfait wrote:She's Norwegian. It's our genes.


:lol:

Good one , P .


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