Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition -- Heart Aneurysm

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Postby AR » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:08 am

I hope the "hedgehog" pulls through! A true hero!
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Postby hoagiepete » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:31 am

Has he still been doing movies???? :shock:

His heart gave out before his .... Wow.
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Postby verslibre » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:04 am

I bet the nurses can't wait for bedbath time! :lol:

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Postby Rick » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:23 am

I bet they doubled up on the gloves while examining that "fucker". :lol:
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Postby AR » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:33 am

Fact Finder wrote:UPDATE:

2:42 PM PT -- Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly."

We're told, "Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."


Great news! Glad he knew enough to get himself to a hospital quickly.
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Postby G.I.Jim » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:47 am

AR wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:UPDATE:

2:42 PM PT -- Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly."

We're told, "Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."


Great news! Glad he knew enough to get himself to a hospital quickly.


He's the only guy I know that can give himself mouth to dick resuscitation! :shock: :lol:
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Postby AR » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:49 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
AR wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:UPDATE:

2:42 PM PT -- Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly."

We're told, "Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."


Great news! Glad he knew enough to get himself to a hospital quickly.


He's the only guy I know that can give himself mouth to dick resuscitation! :shock: :lol:


Doubt he's been able to do that in years. :lol:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:02 am

Rick wrote:I bet they doubled up on the gloves while examining that "fucker". :lol:


How about an entire space suit complete with breathing apparatus.
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:22 am

Fact Finder wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
AR wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:UPDATE:

2:42 PM PT -- Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly."

We're told, "Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."


Great news! Glad he knew enough to get himself to a hospital quickly.


He's the only guy I know that can give himself mouth to dick resuscitation! :shock: :lol:



You couldn't make it work huh? We know you tried! :P


How did you know? :shock: :lol: :lol: If I could, I'd never leave the house. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:10 am

And we're supposed to care why?

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Postby steveo777 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:49 pm

It looks like he might cum through this. :lol:
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Postby Everett » Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:33 pm

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Peartree12249 wrote:And we're supposed to care why?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:



Because the Bible tells you so.


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Postby G.I.Jim » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:04 am

steveo777 wrote:It looks like he might cum through this. :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:29 am

steveo777 wrote:It looks like he might cum through this. :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now that was worth reading this stupid thread! :wink:
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Postby Gideon » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:41 am

Fact Finder wrote:Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain.


Can't help but wonder if he went in through the backdoor.
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Postby verslibre » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:16 pm

TMZ reported that all the hair they shaved off Ron with the weedeater during surgery prep has already grown back.
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Postby conversationpc » Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:09 am

verslibre wrote:TMZ reported that all the hair they shaved off Ron with the weedeater during surgery prep has already grown back.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:30 am

Peartree12249 wrote:And we're supposed to care why?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


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