Kicked Out Of A Nursing Home For What?

[Enigma869]

WTF

http://www.dearmissmermaid.com/Nine%20O ... Orgy!.html

[StevePerryHair]

"3 wrinkly Romeos and 6 sagging seductresses" and "taking some of the gents a while to get started"

I'm thinking as younger generations age....baby oil will need to be banned in nursing homes!

[Rip Rokken]

Note that it was published in the Weekly World News.

[StevePerryHair]

Real or not, it's hilarious how it's written. And I suspect something like this will happen someday. Each generation is very different.

[Rip Rokken]

Definitely hilarious, and I love the use of the term
'oldsters' - I've only seen it in Judge Dredd comics before.

[Enigma869]

Real or not, it's hilarious how it's written. And I suspect something like this will happen someday. Each generation is very different.

I don't know if it's real either. What I can tell you is that if you Google the story, it comes up in a whole lot of places.

[scarygirl]

Ah, my eyes, my eyes! Thanks for giving me one heck of a nightmare later tonight.

[scarygirl]

I think this quote says it all, "Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've seen in my life" said one nursing home staff member

[Rick]

I guess people never lose that urge. That's great news, 'cause I'm getting old.

[collingwood]

One of the great things about getting old... you can end up in a nursing home and virtually get away with anything :p
Blame it on dementia

[MotherCitay]

The oldsters were busy rocking out to this tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJHYDkvRB2Y

Till they got busted. Their reaction?

[scarygirl]

When I was in college, my grandma and mom came to visit me. We were standing in line at K and W Caferteria when the old lady ahead of me wasn't going fast enough for my grandmother's liking. To speed things up she shoved me headlong into the old lady. Afterward she just stood there like she didn't know what happened.

On a side note, her and Obama would have never gotten along as she liked to clean her guns on the porch at midnight. At least that is the story she told the police officer.

When she was younger some neighbor boys came to beat up her brother. She beat them up with every girl's weapon of choice, her purse. It was dark out. The next day the boys went around the neighborhood and said she got them with a switch blade.

[Rick]

When I was in college, my grandma and mom came to visit me. We were standing in line at K and W Caferteria when the old lady ahead of me wasn't going fast enough for my grandmother's liking. To speed things up she shoved me headlong into the old lady. Afterward she just stood there like she didn't know what happened.

On a side note, her and Obama would have never gotten along as she liked to clean her guns on the porch at midnight. At least that is the story she told the police officer.

When she was younger some neighbor boys came to beat up her brother. She beat them up with every girl's weapon of choice, her purse. It was dark out. The next day the boys went around the neighborhood and said she got them with a switch blade.

Old tough guy wasn't about to tell anyone he got his ass beat by a woman hitting him with a purse.

[scarygirl]

When I was in college, my grandma and mom came to visit me. We were standing in line at K and W Caferteria when the old lady ahead of me wasn't going fast enough for my grandmother's liking. To speed things up she shoved me headlong into the old lady. Afterward she just stood there like she didn't know what happened.

On a side note, her and Obama would have never gotten along as she liked to clean her guns on the porch at midnight. At least that is the story she told the police officer.

When she was younger some neighbor boys came to beat up her brother. She beat them up with every girl's weapon of choice, her purse. It was dark out. The next day the boys went around the neighborhood and said she got them with a switch blade.

Old tough guy wasn't about to tell anyone he got his ass beat by a woman hitting him with a purse.

Old people get away with EVERYTHING. My ex roommate was in her 60s. I had her over a couple months ago to watch the cats while I was out of town. My new roommate just happened to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies and offered her some. Grannie (ex roommate) told her thanks and said she was going to take them with her to a party she was going to, THE WHOLE THING.... My new roommate just stood there and didn't say a thing.

[MotherCitay]

scarygrandma

[scarygirl]

scarygrandma

Yeah, I can't wait until I get old enough to clean my guns on the porch at midnight.

[majik]

One of the great things about getting old... you can end up in a nursing home and virtually get away with anything :p
Blame it on dementia

Been working well for ya?

[Melissa]

"3 wrinkly Romeos and 6 sagging seductresses" and "taking some of the gents a while to get started"

I'm thinking as younger generations age....baby oil will need to be banned in nursing homes!

Those and "nude geezer gala"

[majik]

Sounds like a scene from the adult version of the movie Cocoon.
Even at 90 there's always someone there to spoil the fun.