Monker wrote:Just curious...what type of writing do you do? What genre, etc. Are you published?
Fiction, short fiction mostly. Never been published.. I wrote a lot in high school and college, but it kind of fell by the wayside. Over the last couple years I have written here and there. This is a sample email blast I wrote for a job I was going after. I don't think they liked it because I never heard back
Subject: Mom said our RV smelled like a litter box
Moms and Dads have two loves, me and that darn old smelly old RV!
One day she and dads decided to take the entire family on a big adventure, all ten of us! Well except for me, I had to stay home!
So here they were on day three of their road trip to California when they suddenly noticed that the RV didn’t smell so good.
At first they blamed Uncle Elliot. Uncle Elliot who normally smells like a combination of sauerkraut and blacked eye peas! The airs effects of which are so toxic that if you get within ten feet of him you will spontaneously combust. I lost a sister that way!
But no, as luck would have it Aunt Helene had given him the tomato soup treatment just prior to the trip. This smell was much stronger, almost like …
“Where’s that cat?” Uncle Elliot shouted?
And like that Uncle Elliot was on the rampage; tearing the RV apart limb from limb till finally he stopped in a dead stagger, eager to take a bathroom breather!
“Aha! The BATHROOM!”
A week long road trip, ten family members and ten thousand flushes! You do the stinky smelly math!
This wasn’t a job for Glade! This was a job for …….
X !
X RV and Marine sanitation products!
They will make your RV smell, well, less like me!
Visit their website to learn more!