The Booze Thread.

by AR » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:05 pm

Bump. Where is everyone? Deano is still around. Where are the rest of you quitters? :wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:12 pm

AR wrote:Bump. Where is everyone? Deano is still around. Where are the rest of you quitters?

Took care of business...got my 45th wind. Let's party.

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:29 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:
AR wrote:Bump. Where is everyone? Deano is still around. Where are the rest of you quitters?

Took care of business...got my 45th wind. Let's party.

Hey Dean, Congrats and good luck in the Chase! That Fat Bastard of mine let me down

Guess I'll keep it in the family and root for the Rookie, Hamlin! I swear, JGR is grooming me to jump over to his car once Tony retires... or has to quit because he can't squeeze thru the windows anymore.

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:36 pm

I am pissed at the 48. Running for points. Nice Jimmie.

The best crew chief and the best driver on the same team does not equate to a championship. NO Momentum.

Hamlin is the next Jimmie Johnson. Young, talented and HUNGRY. I like him alot.

I hope JR blows a fucking tire and crashes in the first 9 races.

by AR » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:41 pm

Wife is down for the count. I'm still hanging around. Deano, see what I mean about these quitters? (I kid)

by **Just Mindy** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:45 pm

AR wrote:Bump. Where is everyone? Deano is still around. Where are the rest of you quitters?

Don't know about anyone else, but I got a gooooooood night's sleep last night :shock:

by **NealIsGod** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:14 am

Got my beer and big screen watching pre-game shows. Ready for my idea of Christmas Day... :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:05 am

Where the fuck is everybody?

by **Just Mindy** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:16 am

NealIsGod wrote:Where the fuck is everybody?

Living La Vida Loca babe :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:23 am

MSR wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Where the fuck is everybody?

Living La Vida Loca babe

Sheee-it, I doubt it. :lol:

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:39 am

HOWDY. Ouch that hurt to say. HANGOVER. :lol:

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:40 am

Escape79 wrote:HOWDY. Ouch that hurt to say. HANGOVER.

Howdy, hangover :wink:

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:41 am

journeygal wrote:
Escape79 wrote:HOWDY. Ouch that hurt to say. HANGOVER.
Howdy, hangover

Maybe I should take a break tonight....
NAH.......Hangover beer in a little bit. lol

by **TRAGChick** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:47 am

....somehow, I think you-all can RELATE to this:

:wink:

The Value of a Drink

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I
drink
I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their
hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might
be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink
this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are
laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no
sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a
retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some, it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support
Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff
Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining
the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks
the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are
whispering when you are not.

by **Just Mindy** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:48 am

Escape79 wrote:
journeygal wrote:
Escape79 wrote:HOWDY. Ouch that hurt to say. HANGOVER.
Howdy, hangover

Maybe I should take a break tonight....
NAH.......Hangover beer in a little bit. lol

Liam and Lori! You both were missed today! NIGGY had to talk to himself for a while :lol:

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:53 am

MSR wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
journeygal wrote:
Escape79 wrote:HOWDY. Ouch that hurt to say. HANGOVER.
Howdy, hangover

Maybe I should take a break tonight....
NAH.......Hangover beer in a little bit. lol

Liam and Lori! You both were missed today! NIGGY had to talk to himself for a while

I've done it many a time. I don't feel bad for him. :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:57 am

Hey there. Finally some live bodies. :lol:

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:58 am

NealIsGod wrote:Hey there. Finally some live bodies.

I don't know about LIVE....but I'm here. haha

by **NealIsGod** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:00 am

Escape79 wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Hey there. Finally some live bodies.

I don't know about LIVE....but I'm here. haha

You watching the Cowboys, Liam?

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:03 am

I am. I think Drew is getting fucked over by his receivers running the wrong routes. Granted some throws are shit, but TO is killing them with timing mishaps.

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:04 am

NealIsGod wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Hey there. Finally some live bodies.

I don't know about LIVE....but I'm here. haha

You watching the Cowboys, Liam?

Unfortunately, just watched JAX score again. :evil:

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:22 am

GOD DAMNED BLEDSOE GAVE UP ANOTHER INTERCEPTION. FUCK. :evil:

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:33 am

Escape79 wrote:GOD DAMNED BLEDSOE GAVE UP ANOTHER INTERCEPTION. FUCK.

First off, if you are going to swear, spell it right. It's Goddamned, (one word).

Secondly, Bledsoe and I were college friends and he sucked today, BUT, his receivers ran wrong routes all day, and TO's timing is way off.

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:39 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
Escape79 wrote:GODDAMNED BLEDSOE GAVE UP ANOTHER INTERCEPTION. FUCK.

First off, if you are going to swear, spell it right. It's Goddamned, (one word).

Secondly, Bledsoe and I were college friends and he sucked today, BUT, his receivers ran wrong routes all day, and TO's timing is way off.

Just pissed. Got close to a tie...then BOOM.
I started watching about mid 3rd so I didn't see ALL the fuckups with the receivers, but I saw some and I was saying "Where the hell ARE they?". Oh well....life goes on. San FranC and AZ on right now.

by **NealIsGod** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:47 am

Yeah, I thought the Cowgirls were going to run away with it after the first quarter. Then they seemed to have lost their steam.

Ravens squeaked by today.

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:51 am

Dear God...Chicago kicked the SHIT outta Green Bay.

by **NealIsGod** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:52 am

Escape79 wrote:Dear God...Chicago kicked the SHIT outta Green Bay.

Ravens kicked a little more shit out of the Bucs, 27-0.

by **Liam** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:55 am

NealIsGod wrote:
Escape79 wrote:Dear God...Chicago kicked the SHIT outta Green Bay.

Ravens kicked a little more shit out of the Bucs, 27-0.

Just saw that after I posted. lol

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:56 am

Booze thread :roll:

by **Just Mindy** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:57 am

journeygal wrote:Booze thread

THANK YOU

Although listening to this WILL drive you to drink :lol:

MR

The Booze Thread.

So...what shall the new title be??

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