The Booze Thread.

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:36 am

What a day!!!! Was mowing the grass....hit a rock and broke the blade! Mower started dancing like crazy! Got stung by a bee....came inside for ice to stop the swelling and banged my head on the freezer door! :shock:

Had a good laugh after all that! :lol:

by **Ms_M** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:38 am

styxman wrote:Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, It's on Mrs M, followed by FOTB2, remember Steve Martin in the car with the sleeping tablets, classic.

Cool! I did not see FOTB2 nearly as many times as the first. I think I saw it once. Is it any good?

by **whocares** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:40 am

TVL wrote:What a day!!!! Was mowing the grass....hit a rock and broke the blade! Mower started dancing like crazy! Got stung by a bee....came inside for ice to stop the swelling and banged my head on the freezer door! Had a good laugh after all that!

so what you're saying is, set 'em up?

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:43 am

whocares wrote:
TVL wrote:What a day!!!! Was mowing the grass....hit a rock and broke the blade! Mower started dancing like crazy! Got stung by a bee....came inside for ice to stop the swelling and banged my head on the freezer door! Had a good laugh after all that!

so what you're saying is, set 'em up?

You pouring tonight?

by **Moon Beam** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:47 am

TVL wrote:What a day!!!! Was mowing the grass....hit a rock and broke the blade! Mower started dancing like crazy! Got stung by a bee....came inside for ice to stop the swelling and banged my head on the freezer door! Had a good laugh after all that!

Damn, and I bet you weren't even drinking huh? :lol:

Sorry I had to TVL......

Had a day here to as well, our youngest while
once again trying to be Spiderman attempted
jumping from our sofa to the coffee table, his lip
didn't make it.
He is fine and still groggy but resting on the couch.
They put him under and weren't sure if they
would have to do cosmetic surgery or not
but ended up just putting 3 stitches in him.
He was great and didn't even cry.
Tried to hide it from me because he thought
he would be in trouble.
He knows that jumping on or from the
furniture is a no no.
Ever see a four year old trying to hide a
bloody mess?
That part was comical as was him telling ALL the
hospital staff that he really is Spiderman :lol:

by **Ms_M** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:51 am

Moon-sorry to hear about your superhero not great adventure - glad he's ok. I can just imagine him trying to hide it. Kids are so funny that way. Remind him no Spidey jumps without Spidey Web!!

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:52 am

Moon Beam wrote:
TVL wrote:What a day!!!! Was mowing the grass....hit a rock and broke the blade! Mower started dancing like crazy! Got stung by a bee....came inside for ice to stop the swelling and banged my head on the freezer door! Had a good laugh after all that!

Damn, and I bet you weren't even drinking huh?
Sorry I had to TVL......

Had a day here to as well, our youngest while
once again trying to be Spiderman attempted
jumping from our sofa to the coffee table, his lip
didn't make it.
He is fine and still groggy but resting on the couch.
They put him under and weren't sure if they
would have to do cosmetic surgery or not
but ended up just putting 3 stitches in him.
He was great and didn't even cry.
Tried to hide it from me because he thought
he would be in trouble.
He knows that jumping on or from the
furniture is a no no.
Ever see a four year old trying to hide a
bloody mess?
That part was comical as was him telling ALL the
hospital staff that he really is Spiderman

Priceless post, lady - I can totally relate! Have yourself a shot of something :twisted:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:55 am

Moon Beam wrote:
TVL wrote:What a day!!!! Was mowing the grass....hit a rock and broke the blade! Mower started dancing like crazy! Got stung by a bee....came inside for ice to stop the swelling and banged my head on the freezer door! Had a good laugh after all that!

Damn, and I bet you weren't even drinking huh?
Sorry I had to TVL......

Had a day here to as well, our youngest while once again trying
to be Spiderman attempted jumping from our sofa to the
coffee table, his lip didn't make it.
He is fine and still grogy but resting on the couch.
They put him under and weren't sure if they would have to
do cosmetic surgery or not but ended up just putting 3 stitches in him.
He was great and didn't even cry.
Tried to hide it from me because he thought he would be in trouble.
He knows that jumping on or from the furniture is a no no.
Ever see a four year old trying to hide a bloody mess?
That part was comical as was him telling ALL the hospital staff
that he really is Spiderman

Nope, I wasn't drinking. Stuff happen's in a sequence sometime's that it become's funny! :lol:

Sorry about your son, though. Hope he's feeling better.

by **Moon Beam** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:59 am

Thank you ladies nice to come home and
unload a bit.
Glad you weren't hurt badly in your charade
of a day TVL.

by **Ms_M** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:03 am

For you ladies who love to "appreciate" JSS, check the thread about funny photos in a few mins. I'm going to post a couple.

by **Just Mindy** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:05 am

Holy shit, Moon, what a day

I had the same thing with one of the twins when she was 3, except she just ran into the wall...6 stitches by the plastic surgeon. On Mother's day, too

His teeth are ok?

Hang in there lady, better days are ahead (at least, that's what they keep telling me) :lol:

by **Ms_M** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:06 am

MSR wrote:Holy shit, Moon, what a day I had the same thing with one of the twins when she was 3, except she just ran into the wall...6 stitches by the plastic surgeon. On Mother's day, too His teeth are ok?

Hang in there lady, better days are ahead (at least, that's what they keep telling me)

When I was small, I fell, hit my temple on the coffee temple (I still have a bit of a mark). My Mother was certain I had killed myself, thereby making her a bad Mom. I was fine - kids seem to bounce back really well.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:50 am

moon and phyliss,, those were the funniest stories all day long!!!! :lol:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:11 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:moon and phyliss,, those were the funniest stories all day long!!!!

by **Moon Beam** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:12 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:moon and phyliss,, those were the funniest stories all day long!!!!

Glad it brought humor to you Larry.
Some of the funniest things in the world
can be terrifying and dangerous.
I am elated that my son is intact.
This was nothing compared to his older
brothers 11 stitch tobogganing tumble.
I'll keep that story for another night. :lol:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:13 pm

Played Edge Of The Blade as an ode to my lawnmower! :lol:

by AR » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:18 pm

I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:19 pm

AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

dude

, you hooking me up with a 21 year old chick????? :shock:

by AR » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:21 pm

dude , you hooking me up with a 21 year old chick?????

No, sorry. Our babysitter is hot, but she's only 20.

by **Liam** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:24 pm

AR wrote:
dude , you hooking me up with a 21 year old chick?????

No, sorry. Our babysitter is hot, but she's only 20.

In THAT case...send her MY way. :lol:

by AR » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:26 pm

In THAT case...send her MY way.

Oh she's mine. Now if I can just convince the wife into a threesome........ :lol:

by **Liam** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:27 pm

AR wrote:
In THAT case...send her MY way.

Oh she's mine. Now if I can just convince the wife into a threesome........

Point taken. Good luck with that, dude. :lol:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:28 pm

AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

Problem's?

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:30 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

dude , you hooking me up with a 21 year old chick?????

Thought you couldn't "relate" to the young one's?!! :twisted:

by **Just Mindy** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:31 pm

AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

You're gonna buy me airline tix so I don't have to drive next week???

How sweet of you AR, I always knew there was something about you :wink:

by **Liam** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:32 pm

MSR wrote:
AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

You're gonna buy me airline tix so I don't have to drive next week???

How sweet of you AR, I always knew there was something about you

He won the lottery and is now getting us all up there. AND hotel rooms. Damn he's a cool dude. :lol:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:35 pm

Escape79 wrote:
MSR wrote:
AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

You're gonna buy me airline tix so I don't have to drive next week???

How sweet of you AR, I always knew there was something about you

He won the lottery and is now getting us all up there. AND hotel rooms. Damn he's a cool dude.

Then I can see Journey twice in one week! Cool! :wink:

( by the way AR, can ya fix my lawnmower while your at it?) :lol:

by **Liam** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:39 pm

TVL wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
MSR wrote:
AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

You're gonna buy me airline tix so I don't have to drive next week???

How sweet of you AR, I always knew there was something about you

He won the lottery and is now getting us all up there. AND hotel rooms. Damn he's a cool dude.
Then I can see Journey twice in one week! Cool! ( by the way AR, can ya fix my lawnmower while your at it?)

I haven't gotten a PM confirming or denying. :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:51 pm

TVL wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
MSR wrote:
AR wrote:I'm here working on something pretty cool. Can't divulge it at the moment, but I think it may solve some problems.

You're gonna buy me airline tix so I don't have to drive next week???

How sweet of you AR, I always knew there was something about you

He won the lottery and is now getting us all up there. AND hotel rooms. Damn he's a cool dude.
Then I can see Journey twice in one week! Cool! ( by the way AR, can ya fix my lawnmower while your at it?)

lawnmowers are like 40'ish year old women, takes a while to get them started........be patient with your blade........

by **Just Mindy** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:53 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:lawnmowers are like 40'ish year old women, takes a while to get them started........be patient with your blade........

Lori, you want this, or should I take care of it? :evil:

MR

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