The Booze Thread.

[Natalie]

Where's the sex in this thread???

Thats because Liam's not around much anymore.

Funny you ask. Drew took it out of the subject for some reason. Oh well...no biggie.
And to you TVL...sorry I'm not around much anymore...been REALLY busy.

You workin' hard, doll or hardly workin'? LOL! Well, I'm sorry he took the sex out. Next time I'm loaded on Ambien, I'll say something naughty on here.

I'm loaded on lortab right now but nothin' naughty is comin' to mind. I think it's cuz even though I'm loaded on lortab I still have a raging headache!

[AR]

I'm having a few right now and writing a speech.

[Blueskies]

I'm having a few right now and writing a speech.

That should be interesting when your done.

[Blueskies]

Where's the sex in this thread???

Thats because Liam's not around much anymore.

Funny you ask. Drew took it out of the subject for some reason. Oh well...no biggie.
And to you TVL...sorry I'm not around much anymore...been REALLY busy.

...Thats great that your busy, Liam...I know what you mean.. ....getting real busy myself.

[Liam]

I'm having a few right now and writing a speech.

Read it, man. Perfect.

[Moon Beam]

I'm having a few right now and writing a speech.

Shite might!, that's where I was supposed to be at 9 pm.
Good to see your runnin late.

[Moon Beam]

I forgot to mention...........

La, la, la, loo, Vodka will do...........


I will not let the SEX drop from this thread!.
Hubby made my happy 2 times in a session earlier.

[Natalie]

I will not let the SEX drop from this thread!.
Hubby made my happy 2 times in a session earlier.

Wow Moon, thanks so much for sharing!

[Rockindeano]

I will not let the SEX drop from this thread!.
Hubby made my happy 2 times in a session earlier.

What did he do, bring you McDonalds AND Taco Bell?

[Moon Beam]

Hey when your loved between the
legs, sometimes ya gotta share
the smmm-memories!

Like you have room to talk, woman with
the pack-oh-kids.

[Natalie]

Hey when your loved between the legs, sometimes
ya gotta share the smmm-memories!

Like you have room to talk, woman with
the pack-oh-kids.

Don't you mean pack-o-totally-awesome-cool-wonderful-kids????

[Liam]

At least Sombody's gettin' some.

[Rick]

At least Sombody's gettin' some.

Amen.

[Moon Beam]

Who says fat chicks don't have fun?


Liam I love that av, not as nice as you in the suit
slayin a Moosehead, but it'll do in a pinch!

[Moon Beam]

Hell, I'm just happy this thread has life in it while
I'm around..........

Come on folks!, do tell me of your day.


Mine included being on my hands and knees
for something very un-sexual, scrubbing the
kitchen floor, cooking for many, bringing
Meme her sups.
Slayin my Lil Lord Tyrant and sending him
to his room after he thought he'd have a
go at his 10 yr old Bro.
Loads of love with Hubby but you Lot
know that now, don't ya?.
Visiting with one of my oldest friends and
her Mom.
Damn my belly shook biggly when they were here!
Partaking in the alcohol spirits now and cozy-ing
up to the board before I make a doe-doe.
(whats known as sleep here)

[Natalie]

Well Moon, I worked all day, ran the pack-o-kids to and from various sporting activities, all the while having a headache that makes me feel like my head will explode any second. Got home and took a lortab (something I've been looking forward to all day long)-lortab is doing nothing for my headache though!!!!!! So now, I'm in bed, under my cozy warm heating blanket, chattin' with y'all and watching Dumb and Dumber -one of my all time favorite movies, awaiting the arrival of prince charming-he should be here any second!!

[Rick]

Come on folks!, do tell me of your day.

Mine started out as usual. Got up, showered and dressed myself for work. I am a baggage handler for AA, and I wear a uniform that is reminiscent of Goober Pyles service station uniform IMHO. Drove my car toward the airport, cussing at dumbass drivers as usual. Entered the toll plaza, where I use a toll tag that immediately lets me through with no delay. I noticed someone to my left exiting the toll plaza at the very same time. The lane I'm in must merge to the left which puts me in the same lane as the previously mentioned driver. So, being my Type A self, must out accelerate my opponent to be able to merge in front of same said person. I accomplished that feat by nearly red-lining my 92 Celica (POS), and proceeded on my way to Terminal D's parking garage. As I slowed to enter the garage, I noticed my POS was running extremely rough. I pulled into my parking space, and it was evident that the engine in my POS was in trouble. It was smelling of unburnt gas and had a dead miss in one of the cylinders if not two. I shut it off, opened the hood, and saw some smoke that looked and smelled like burning oil. I went on to work and pored over everything in my mind that could have possibly happened to my car. Was it a dropped valve or a blown head gasket, or a failed fuel injector? At one point during my tour of duty, I asked a coworker if she would follow me home to make sure I didn't stall on my way. She agreed. As I started my short journey home, there was no improvement in the performance of my POS. After arriving home, I had precious little time to do anything but change clothes and walk the dog because my bowling league starts in about 45 minutes. As I approached my car and put the bowling balls in the trunk, I opened the hood only to find that a spark plug wire had fallen out of the distributor. What a relief. I reattached the wire and snugged up the others that were all fairly loose and started the POS only to find that it was running perfectly. The oily smoke and smell came from spillage a day before when I added oil as it was a quart low. I was extremely satisfied to know that my car was going to serve me again the following day. It did not have any impact however on my bowling performance. I sucked as usual. But it was not a total loss as the beer was cold and we swept the opposing team.

[Rockindeano]

So tell me dude, with you all bent up at work, how many bags did you deliberately send to Spokane instead of Nashville? I know you fuckers do that. I can't say I blame you either. When I was handling bags at Amtrak, one guy was a total dickhole. He was headed to Portland Oregon. I sent his shit to Portland, Maine.....Haha. He called and bitched and I said I was no longer throwing bags, I was delivering them. I had graduated to the locomotive and when I saw that fucker drive into the station one day, I was in the cab of a northbound train...bound for Portland, incidentally... I gave him the bird as we highballed out of town.

The look on his face was priceless. What the fuck was he gonna do? Race me? Run me into the wall? What a spaz!

Cocksucker! That'll teach him not to be a dick to the baggage man! Oh, he got his stuff back. Amtrak flew it back to LAX, but it still took 8 days. I still laugh at that asswipe.

[Rick]

So tell me dude, with you all worked up at work, how many bags did you deliberately send to Spokane instead of Nashville? I know you fuckers do that. When I was handling bags at Amtrak, one guy was a total dickhole. He was headed to Portland Oregon. I sent his shit to Portland, Maine.....Haha. He called and bitched and I said I was no longer throwing bags, I was delivering them. I had graduated to the locomotive and when I saw that fucker drive into the station one day, I was in the cab of a northbound train...bound for Portland.... I gave him the bird as we highballed out of town.

The look on his face was priceless. What the fuck was he gonna do? Race me? Run me into the wall? What a spaz!

Cocksucker!

LMAO!

Actually Dallas/Fort Worth airport is such a clusterfuck that they don't need any help from us to do that. It just happens because AA is a top heavy peace of shit airline that under staffs itself to put more coin in the upper echelon's pockets. I think that is common in every large company in this day and age.
This is me in that gas station uniform, on my way home from delivering some evacuees in '05 from New Orleans to Lubbock.

[Blueskies]

Nice pic, Rick!

[Rockindeano]

You mean you're the guy in the red circle?

Well, in the shadows, you can see my fat ass getting ready to go 222 miles and 5 hours from San Luis Obispo to LA. At least I get an Ocean front view for 117 of those miles.

However, dude, my ass bouncing for a good 4 of the hours... Feels like I am in a 4200 HP Vibrator.

[Rick]

You mean you're the guy in the red circle?

Well, in the shadows, you can see my fat ass getting ready to go 222 miles and 5 hours from San Luis Obispo to LA. At least I get an Ocean front view for 117 of those miles.

However, dude, my ass bouncing for a good 4 of the hours... Feels like I am in a 4200 HP Vibrator.

I rode Amtrak once, from Fresno to Oakland. It was just something we wanted to do and did it. We enjoyed it. I imagine on your end it is just work.

[Rockindeano]

That train is bland...No real amenities.

I operated the Gem of the system.......LAX-SEA...Having said that,

If you travel alone on a long distance train, get a sleeper and find a singe female passenger. The motion is deadly. guaranteed sex, bro.

[Rick]

Deano, was there a celebration for you going over 10,000? You should get a plaque from the Wombat.

[Moon Beam]

Well Moon, I worked all day, ran the pack-o-kids to and from various sporting activities, all the while having a headache that makes me feel like my head will explode any second. Got home and took a lortab (something I've been looking forward to all day long)-lortab is doing nothing for my headache though!!!!!! So now, I'm in bed, under my cozy warm heating blanket, chattin' with y'all and watching Dumb and Dumber -one of my all time favorite movies, awaiting the arrival of prince charming-he should be here any second!!

Lady!, the whole liquid like bathroom scene get's
my Hubby in tears with shakes every time.
This one's in his top ten movie faves, surely.

Hope the head stops throbin, I recommend a large
dose of sleepy time drugs, for me and the pansies
like me one gravol(Dramamine, to you Yanks)
will do it..........kiss my ass off slumber-like for
at least 5 hrs.
How do I have such insight on this lil
stomach and sleep sedative you ask?........
Years of motion sickness in the car.

[Rick]

That train is bland...No real amenities.

I operated the Gem of the system.......LAX-SEA...Having said that,

If you travel alone on a long distance train, get a sleeper and find a singe female passenger. The motion is deadly. guaranteed sex, bro.

Reminds me of Silverstreak!

[Blueskies]

Cool pic, Dean. I dig trains. My grandfather worked on the railroad. Last one I rode is an old coal fed train that runs in Chattanooga, TN....slow but fun. Have not ridden Amtrak yet...want to sometime.

[Liam]

Deano....Congrats on going over 10,000 posts. I like you're new title "Certifiably Insane".

[Moon Beam]

I will not let the SEX drop from this thread!.
Hubby made my happy 2 times in a session earlier.

What did he do, bring you McDonalds AND Taco Bell?

Good one

Told you folks before I'm into home
cookin, hubby don't cook so it wouldn't
have been meal related you ars.

[Moon Beam]

Come on folks!, do tell me of your day.

Mine started out as usual. Got up, showered and dressed myself for work. I am a baggage handler for AA, and I wear a uniform that is reminiscent of Goober Pyles service station uniform IMHO. Drove my car toward the airport, cussing at dumbass drivers as usual. Entered the toll plaza, where I use a toll tag that immediately lets me through with no delay. I noticed someone to my left exiting the toll plaza at the very same time. The lane I'm in must merge to the left which puts me in the same lane as the previously mentioned driver. So, being my Type A self, must out accelerate my opponent to be able to merge in front of same said person. I accomplished that feat by nearly red-lining my 92 Celica (POS), and proceeded on my way to Terminal D's parking garage. As I slowed to enter the garage, I noticed my POS was running extremely rough. I pulled into my parking space, and it was evident that the engine in my POS was in trouble. It was smelling of unburnt gas and had a dead miss in one of the cylinders if not two. I shut it off, opened the hood, and saw some smoke that looked and smelled like burning oil. I went on to work and pored over everything in my mind that could have possibly happened to my car. Was it a dropped valve or a blown head gasket, or a failed fuel injector? At one point during my tour of duty, I asked a coworker if she would follow me home to make sure I didn't stall on my way. She agreed. As I started my short journey home, there was no improvement in the performance of my POS. After arriving home, I had precious little time to do anything but change clothes and walk the dog because my bowling league starts in about 45 minutes. As I approached my car and put the bowling balls in the trunk, I opened the hood only to find that a spark plug wire had fallen out of the distributor. What a relief. I reattached the wire and snugged up the others that were all fairly loose and started the POS only to find that it was running perfectly. The oily smoke and smell came from spillage a day before when I added oil as it was a quart low. I was extremely satisfied to know that my car was going to serve me again the following day. It did not have any impact however on my bowling performance. I sucked as usual. But it was not a total loss as the beer was cold and we swept the opposing team.

Tears in my eyes from my belly shaking so much while
reading your cool post, spanks!


Hey Nat, how's your head today?
Pounding gone?
My girlfriend is a migrane sufferer, does that
Lortab sheet work well?