The Booze Thread.

[Lula]

Drinking HEAVILY at home right know and watching a Brian May live DVD boot from Barcelona.

Dude, you are going to be displeased with me, but I just can't drink anymore. I buy a 12ver and pop one open and it just sits there.

Plus I am starting to get into shape. No more fat Deano.

That's my guy!!

[Deb]

Drinking HEAVILY at home right know and watching a Brian May live DVD boot from Barcelona.

Dude, you are going to be displeased with me, but I just can't drink anymore. I buy a 12ver and pop one open and it just sits there.

Plus I am starting to get into shape. No more fat Deano.

That's my guy!!

Proof positive! As you can see, she already has him on "Lite" Beer. Way to go Lula!

[AR]

Ok, you fucking quitters., It is 3:36am on the East Coast and I am drinking. WTF? No one? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

[Natalie]

Ok, you fucking quitters., It is 3:36am on the East Coast and I am drinking. WTF? No one? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

Hey there Ed. I'm up, wide awake. I'm drinking too but only coke. I'm working-my patients hate it when I take care of them when I'm drunk!

[AR]

Ok, you fucking quitters., It is 3:36am on the East Coast and I am drinking. WTF? No one? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

Hey there Ed. I'm up, wide awake. I'm drinking too but only coke. I'm working-my patients hate it when I take care of them when I'm drunk!

I am fairly sober. Niggy and Mike came over this afternoon to watch some bootlegs. After they left, I hit it hard for a few hours then slept. Woke up a little after 2am and am having a few beers until the sun comes up.

[Natalie]

Ok, you fucking quitters., It is 3:36am on the East Coast and I am drinking. WTF? No one? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

Hey there Ed. I'm up, wide awake. I'm drinking too but only coke. I'm working-my patients hate it when I take care of them when I'm drunk!

I am fairly sober. Niggy and Mike came over this afternoon to watch some bootlegs. After they left, I hit it hard for a few hours then slept. Woke up a little after 2am and am having a few beers until the sun comes up.

I'll match you beer for coke for the rest of the night!!!!!!! Like I said, my patient would probably hate it if I went in and told her I was going to check her cervix with alcohol on my breath...it would probably bring back too many memories of the night of conception!!

[AR]

Ok, you fucking quitters., It is 3:36am on the East Coast and I am drinking. WTF? No one? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

Hey there Ed. I'm up, wide awake. I'm drinking too but only coke. I'm working-my patients hate it when I take care of them when I'm drunk!

I am fairly sober. Niggy and Mike came over this afternoon to watch some bootlegs. After they left, I hit it hard for a few hours then slept. Woke up a little after 2am and am having a few beers until the sun comes up.

I'll match you beer for coke for the rest of the night!!!!!!! Like I said, my patient would probably hate it if I went in and told her I was going to check her cervix with alcohol on my breath...it would probably bring back too many memories of the night of conception!!

Take a picture of some crotchety old bag's snatch and post it here. Andrew likes that kind of thing!

[Natalie]

Ok, you fucking quitters., It is 3:36am on the East Coast and I am drinking. WTF? No one? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

Hey there Ed. I'm up, wide awake. I'm drinking too but only coke. I'm working-my patients hate it when I take care of them when I'm drunk!

I am fairly sober. Niggy and Mike came over this afternoon to watch some bootlegs. After they left, I hit it hard for a few hours then slept. Woke up a little after 2am and am having a few beers until the sun comes up.

I'll match you beer for coke for the rest of the night!!!!!!! Like I said, my patient would probably hate it if I went in and told her I was going to check her cervix with alcohol on my breath...it would probably bring back too many memories of the night of conception!!

Take a picture of some crotchety old bag's snatch and post it here. Andrew likes that kind of thing!

She's only 17, I think that would be illegal!!! Not to mention unethical. I am a professional, I respect my patient's privacy at all times, I don't even uncover them completely to do the exam, I just put my hand under the sheet. But, I'm sure you can find some pics to post for us!

[AR]

Ok, you fucking quitters., It is 3:36am on the East Coast and I am drinking. WTF? No one? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

Hey there Ed. I'm up, wide awake. I'm drinking too but only coke. I'm working-my patients hate it when I take care of them when I'm drunk!

I am fairly sober. Niggy and Mike came over this afternoon to watch some bootlegs. After they left, I hit it hard for a few hours then slept. Woke up a little after 2am and am having a few beers until the sun comes up.

I'll match you beer for coke for the rest of the night!!!!!!! Like I said, my patient would probably hate it if I went in and told her I was going to check her cervix with alcohol on my breath...it would probably bring back too many memories of the night of conception!!

Take a picture of some crotchety old bag's snatch and post it here. Andrew likes that kind of thing!

She's only 17, I think that would be illegal!!! Not to mention unethical. I am a professional, I respect my patient's privacy at all times, I don't even uncover them completely to do the exam, I just put my hand under the sheet. But, I'm sure you can find some pics to post for us!

Kip Winger - "She's only 17" LOL

I said a crotchety old bag. Find like some 90 year old. Not looking to be aroused. Want to see something disgusting so I can laugh.

[Natalie]

Ed, I work in LABOR AND DELIVERY there are no 90 year olds here!!
I think I'm the oldest one here tonight and I'm only 33 and I'm not posting any pics of me!!!!!

[AR]

Ed, I work in LABOR AND DELIVERY there are no 90 year olds here!!
I think I'm the oldest one here tonight and I'm only 33 and I'm not posting any pics of me!!!!!

When Lori delivered, I stayed home and drank. No need to see that kind of bloodbath. To all women who demand their men to be in the delivery room - "We do not want to see a bloody head come out of the fun box!"

[Saint John]

Ed, I work in LABOR AND DELIVERY there are no 90 year olds here!!
I think I'm the oldest one here tonight and I'm only 33 and I'm not posting any pics of me!!!!!

When Lori delivered, I stayed home and drank. No need to see that kind of bloodbath. To all women who demand their men to be in the delivery room - "We do not want to see a bloody head come out of the fun box!"

Very well said. Old fashioned way....like a man. No man wants to see that shit.

[AR]

Ed, I work in LABOR AND DELIVERY there are no 90 year olds here!!
I think I'm the oldest one here tonight and I'm only 33 and I'm not posting any pics of me!!!!!

When Lori delivered, I stayed home and drank. No need to see that kind of bloodbath. To all women who demand their men to be in the delivery room - "We do not want to see a bloody head come out of the fun box!"

Very well said. Old fashioned way....like a man. No man wants to see that shit.

Thanks SJ. We all need to stand up and be honest about that.

[Natalie]

WHIMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AR]

WHIMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not at all. Who wants to lick the alphabet where a bloody zygote appears from? Sorry to burst your bubble, but childbirth is gross.



Seriously, I told my wife I wanted nothing to do with that if she ever wanted me to be attracted to her again.

Also, having kids sucks too. I love my daughter and all, but it fucks everything up. Don't have kids, and if your lady wants one - smack her.

[Natalie]

WHIMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not at all. Who wants to lick the alphabet where a bloody zygote appears from. Sorry to burst your bubble, but childbirth is gross.

Well somebody's got to do it! I guess it might as well be me. BTW, the correct terminology is fetus, not zygote and even then it's only a fetus till birth, then it's an infant.

[AR]

WHIMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not at all. Who wants to lick the alphabet where a bloody zygote appears from. Sorry to burst your bubble, but childbirth is gross.

Well somebody's got to do it! I guess it might as well be me. BTW, the correct terminology is fetus, not zygote and even then it's only a fetus till birth, then it's an infant.

Understood.

I am in rare form right now. LOL

[Natalie]

I am in rare form right now. LOL

Nooooooooo???? Really???

[Natalie]

Kirk always did just fine with the birth part but....with our third baby I decided to have an epidural, I hadn't had one before. The anethesist who was a good friend of mine pulled out the needle for the epidural and Kirk ran in the bathroom and puked!!! I was laughing so hard that I could hardly sit still for the epidural.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

Ed, I work in LABOR AND DELIVERY there are no 90 year olds here!!
I think I'm the oldest one here tonight and I'm only 33 and I'm not posting any pics of me!!!!!

When Lori delivered, I stayed home and drank. No need to see that kind of bloodbath. To all women who demand their men to be in the delivery room - "We do not want to see a bloody head come out of the fun box!"

that's what my husband thought too. I was ok with it- I didn't watch either!

Be patient--the kid thing vs the relationship works itself out. hang in there. our girls are grown and he thinks we need to have some more kids now--after the YEARS of saying it wasn't the same between us since we had them.

me? prego? Nat, can I come to Idaho and live with you? that might be far enough away!

[Natalie]

Um, sure. I'll tell Kirk to get the guest room ready for you! Or you could get pregnant first and then come to Idaho and I'll take care of you!

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

Um, sure. I'll tell Kirk to get the guest room ready for you! Or you could get pregnant first and then come to Idaho and I'll take care of you!

I'll take the 'activity' and skip the belly bump. thanks anyway!!!! hehe

[Moon Beam]

When Lori delivered, I stayed home and drank. No need to see that kind of bloodbath. To all women who demand their men to be in the delivery room - "We do not want to see a bloody head come out of the fun box!"

Very well said. Old fashioned way....like a man. No man wants to see that shit.

Thanks SJ. We all need to stand up and be honest about that.

Oh sure, you men all have your fun playin plant
the seed but when the blossom blooms 9 mths later
you wanna high tail it outta there.

I'm with Nat on this one, whimps!

[Rockindeano]

Gotta disagree with AR on this.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was not a hot blonde naked in my dorm room kissing my roommates sister.

It was my children being born.

[AR]

Gotta disagree with AR on this.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was not a hot blonde naked in my dorm room kissing my roommates sister.

It was my children being born.

That's cool bro. Everyone is different.

[Natalie]

I've delivered lots of babies by myself-when the doctor didn't make it, but the most awesome experience ever was when I delivered my nephew. My sister's doctor is one of my best friends so when we were ready for delivery, I called her in and told her we were going to have a "role reversal" day, I was going to do her job and deliver and she would do my job and be the nurse. She said "OK, whatever." So I delivered my sister's baby, it was so cool! My sister thinks I'm the bomb now because with her first baby the dr delivered and she had stitches, this baby was two pounds bigger and no stitches!! Yeah, I rock!!

[Lula]

Gotta disagree with AR on this.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was not a hot blonde naked in my dorm room kissing my roommates sister.

It was my children being born.

That's my guy!!

[Moon Beam]

That's outta the ballpark bitchingly cool Nat!

I would have loved to have my baby Sis deliver
one of ours but she was out west when it happened.
She did labour and delivery for awhile but now
she is an ICU nurse and picks up out posts once
a month.

Though this is fine conversation my flavors are more
the sex and booze aspects of this thread.

[Saint John]

Gotta disagree with AR on this.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was not a hot blonde naked in my dorm room kissing my roommates sister.

It was my children being born.

Do you think Monker's father feels the same way? Sorry, couldn't resist!!!

[Moon Beam]

Gotta disagree with AR on this.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was not a hot blonde naked in my dorm room kissing my roommates sister.

It was my children being born.

Do you think Monker's father feels the same way? Sorry, couldn't resist!!!

I think you Sir have had enough of the Melodic Mud Puddle
today, don't you agree?