The Booze Thread.

[AR]

Fuck I am stuck at home with this kid while Lori is grocery shopping!!!!!

Good thing I have an endless supply of Barney DVD's and a lot of beer. (Note: Barney the dinosour is baby crack cocaine - should be illegal LMAO)

Being a parent sucks ass. TRUE DAT.

Love the kid, but it sucks. Am I the only fucking honest man in the world?

[Saint John]

Gotta disagree with AR on this.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was not a hot blonde naked in my dorm room kissing my roommates sister.

It was my children being born.

Do you think Monker's father feels the same way? Sorry, couldn't resist!!!

I think you Sir have had enough of the Melodic Mud Puddle
today, don't you agree?

Lol....I am in a twisted mood today. Don't YOU fuckin' start with me, Canadian.

[Rick]

Am I the only fucking honest man in the world?

Yep.

[Moon Beam]

Fuck I am stuck at home with this kid while Lori is grocery shopping!!!!!

Good thing I have an endless supply of Barney DVD's and a lot of beer. (Note: Barney the dinosour is baby crack cocaine - should be illegal LMAO)

Being a parent sucks ass. TRUE DAT.

Love the kid, but it sucks. Am I the only fucking honest man in the world?

Well, I ain't a male but ballsy none the less.
I'll reply honestly to this one AR.......

I love my kids with all my heart but it's not
the Pickett fence, bed of roses I imagined.
Loads of days I dance with insanity directly
brought on by not just the Boys but their Dad
as well, way more than Calgon moments those are.
The hardest thing I've ever done is staying, loving
them all and continuing to try.



Saint John, stick around I'm getting back to
you in a sec Sir.

[Saint John]

Fuck I am stuck at home with this kid while Lori is grocery shopping!!!!!

Good thing I have an endless supply of Barney DVD's and a lot of beer. (Note: Barney the dinosour is baby crack cocaine - should be illegal LMAO)

Being a parent sucks ass. TRUE DAT.

Love the kid, but it sucks. Am I the only fucking honest man in the world?

Well, I ain't a male but ballsy none the less.
I'll reply honestly to this one AR.......

I love my kids with all my heart but it's not
the Pickett fence, bed of roses I imagined.
Loads of days I dance with insanity directly
brought on by not just the Boys but their Dad
as well, way more than Calgon moments those are.
The hardest thing I've ever done is staying, loving
them all and continuing to try.



Saint John, stick around I'm getting back to
you in a sec Sir.

Here I stand so patiently........

[Moon Beam]

Lol....I am in a twisted mood today. Don't YOU fuckin' start with me, Canadian.

Oh come on John, don't wave that
mud pie around if ya ain't gonna sling it.
Making a turkey feast for Hubby's big day!
and in between basting and preperations
I am only to happy to come and slay shakes.
So far so good!

Oh and just so you know.....
I prefer fuckin Canuck

[AR]

"This is the day we eat the corn, eat the corn, eat the corn, this is the day we eat the corn so early in the morning."

[Rick]

"This is the day we eat the corn, eat the corn, eat the corn, this is the day we eat the corn so early in the morning."

AR, now this would be an excellent chance to introduce the youngster to the highly educational and inspiring teachings from the NFL network.

[Saint John]

Lol....I am in a twisted mood today. Don't YOU fuckin' start with me, Canadian.

Oh come on John, don't wave that
mud pie around if ya ain't gonna sling it.
Making a turkey feast for Hubby's big day!
and in between basting and preperations
I am only to happy to come and slay shakes.
So far so good!

Oh and just so you know.....
I prefer fuckin Canuck

I am saving all of my slinging for my buddy in the other thread.

[Moon Beam]

Poor AR

she sucked ya in sucker!, now your hers for life!
Sorry Ed but when one see's another going through what
you've once lost your marbles over, it's funny.
I do feel bad for ya but it's really funny.
My 10 yr old adored Barney and the worst show ever
brodcast for children.....Tele Tubies.
Good Luck Sir!

[Journeyman2122]

Lol....I am in a twisted mood today. Don't YOU fuckin' start with me, Canadian.

Oh come on John, don't wave that
mud pie around if ya ain't gonna sling it.
Making a turkey feast for Hubby's big day!
and in between basting and preperations
I am only to happy to come and slay shakes.
So far so good!

Oh and just so you know.....
I prefer fuckin Canuck

I am saving all of my slinging for my buddy in the other thread.

oh really?

[Saint John]

Lol....I am in a twisted mood today. Don't YOU fuckin' start with me, Canadian.

Oh come on John, don't wave that
mud pie around if ya ain't gonna sling it.
Making a turkey feast for Hubby's big day!
and in between basting and preperations
I am only to happy to come and slay shakes.
So far so good!

Oh and just so you know.....
I prefer fuckin Canuck

I am saving all of my slinging for my buddy in the other thread.

oh really?

There's my buddy!!!

[Journeyman2122]

hi how are you doing?

[AR]

Poor AR

she sucked ya in sucker!, now your hers for life!
Sorry Ed but when one see's another going through what
you've once lost your marbles over, it's funny.
I do feel bad for ya but it's really funny.
My 10 yr old adored Barney and the worst show ever
brodcast for children.....Tele Tubies.
Good Luck Sir!

She didn't really suck me in. Doctor told us it was highly unlikely she could get preggo - tilted uterus. Also I didn't want her to be on the pill forever.

So I rolled the dice and lost. Knocked her up 3 times in one year. Our daughter was part of the stubborn sperm that lived.

[Moon Beam]

Poor AR

she sucked ya in sucker!, now your hers for life!
Sorry Ed but when one see's another going through what
you've once lost your marbles over, it's funny.
I do feel bad for ya but it's really funny.
My 10 yr old adored Barney and the worst show ever
brodcast for children.....Tele Tubies.
Good Luck Sir!

She didn't really suck me in. Doctor told us it was highly unlikely she could get preggo - tilted uterus. Also I didn't want her to be on the pill forever.

So I rolled the dice and lost. Knocked her up 3 times in one year. Our daughter was part of the stubborn sperm that lived.

We were told I would never concive.
We tried endlessly for 5 yrs, then when we
gave up, shortly after I became with child.

When's Mrs AR gonna be by to relieve you?

[AR]

Poor AR

she sucked ya in sucker!, now your hers for life!
Sorry Ed but when one see's another going through what
you've once lost your marbles over, it's funny.
I do feel bad for ya but it's really funny.
My 10 yr old adored Barney and the worst show ever
brodcast for children.....Tele Tubies.
Good Luck Sir!

She didn't really suck me in. Doctor told us it was highly unlikely she could get preggo - tilted uterus. Also I didn't want her to be on the pill forever.

So I rolled the dice and lost. Knocked her up 3 times in one year. Our daughter was part of the stubborn sperm that lived.

We were told I would never concive.
We tried endlessly for 5 yrs, then when we
gave up, shortly after I became with child.

When's Mrs AR gonna be by to relieve you?

She is now home and cooking me some stuffed pork chops for dinner like a good little girl.

[larryfromnextdoor]

nora , found a wine that picks apart your chianti.. its called..Chateau La Salle Blanc,, its yellow, its 6 bucks,, and i got a gallon of it.. tastes like ripple only better!!

[Moon Beam]

nora , found a wine that picks apart your chianti.. its called..Chateau La Salle Blanc,, its yellow, its 6 bucks,, and i got a gallon of it.. tastes like ripple only better!!

Larry's drinking on cheap sauce?, ladies gather round!

[larryfromnextdoor]

nora , found a wine that picks apart your chianti.. its called..Chateau La Salle Blanc,, its yellow, its 6 bucks,, and i got a gallon of it.. tastes like ripple only better!!

Larry's drinking on cheap sauce?, ladies gather round!

im feeling fairly spiritual ,, i might even say thee or thou.. when conversing,,

[Deb]

nora , found a wine that picks apart your chianti.. its called..Chateau La Salle Blanc,, its yellow, its 6 bucks,, and i got a gallon of it.. tastes like ripple only better!!

Larry's drinking on cheap sauce?, ladies gather round!

im feeling fairly spiritual ,, i might even say thee or thou.. when conversing,,

Reading this thread.......have to say Moonie and Lar, you're funny as hell.

[Moon Beam]

Thank ya kindly for saying so, I think your
full of shakes to!

Hubby worked my backside off today.
I'm going to have a crafty smoke and hit
the sheets while he's sawin logs on the sofa.
Nighty night light prick dorf the bed's mine I say!

[Moon Beam]

Hmmmmmmm, I went from providing laughter to
single handly killing the thread in one magical post.

Probably should have stated that when Hubby was
workin my backside it meant I was doing things around
the house for him on his Birthday.
Would've been better to if I didn't call him a prick dorf
on his day, in my post.


Okay someone save my ars and post something!

[Rick]

Hmmmmmmm, I went from providing laughter to
single handly killing the thread in one magical post.

Probably should have stated that when Hubby was
workin my backside it meant I was doing things around
the house for him on his Birthday.
Would've been better to if I didn't call him a prick dorf
on his day, in my post.


Okay someone save my ars and post something!

We love ya Moon, and don't know what a prick dorf is actually.

um...how's the weather up there?

[jrnychick]

Poor AR

she sucked ya in sucker!, now your hers for life!
Sorry Ed but when one see's another going through what
you've once lost your marbles over, it's funny.
I do feel bad for ya but it's really funny.
My 10 yr old adored Barney and the worst show ever
brodcast for children.....Tele Tubies.
Good Luck Sir!

She didn't really suck me in. Doctor told us it was highly unlikely she could get preggo - tilted uterus. Also I didn't want her to be on the pill forever.

So I rolled the dice and lost. Knocked her up 3 times in one year. Our daughter was part of the stubborn sperm that lived.

We were told I would never concive.
We tried endlessly for 5 yrs, then when we
gave up, shortly after I became with child.

When's Mrs AR gonna be by to relieve you?

She is now home and cooking me some stuffed pork chops for dinner like a good little girl.

My husband can relate to your situation, AR! I had 2 operations on my uterus (fibroids) in my 20s. My doc said if I wanted to have a kid, I'd better try before hitting 35. My husband wanted to wait until we were 40. At 30, we decided to start trying. My doctor assured my husband that it would probably take at least 6 months for me to get pregnant, if it was going to happen at all. Well, well, well, I was pregnant the first month we tried. My husband was not excited. He was present for the labor, but I know he was terrified. When I had the epidural, he almost passed out. He was planning to stay in the room for the delivery and just not look. When we found out I needed a c-section, he couldn't handle that. He could not be in the room while surgery was being done. I understood, and he waited outside the door. He went with the baby when they took her to the nursery. Although parenting put a crimp in his style for a while, he's having a blast as a dad now! Things do get easier, and that daddy-daughter relationship can be wonderful.

I have to agree about Barney. However, it's not as bad as the Teletubbies. My daughter punished me by becoming a big Teletubbies fan. If we weren't watching teletubbies on PBS, we were watching the videos!

[Moon Beam]

Thanks Shoot_Em_Up Sir!
A Prick Dorf is what I call Hubby.
Much better than his pet name for me.
Menopausal C**t, I was being nice.


Hey jrnychick, I told hubby that once our oldest
grew out of the Tubbies stage if I ever saw
one of those colorful fuckers on our TV again, I
was gonna take my cast iron frying pan to it!
Never saw em after that!

[jrnychick]

Thanks Shoot_Em_Up Sir!
A Prick Dorf is what I call Hubby.
Much better than his pet name for me.
Menopausal C**t, I was being nice.


Hey jrnychick, I told hubby that once our oldest
grew out of the Tubbies stage if I ever saw
one of those colorful fuckers on our TV again, I
was gonna take my cast iron frying pan to it!
Never saw em after that!

Hehe! My daughter got a set of the teletubbies for her second birthday. She was so excited about them that she took them and ran out of the room! She didn't want to open any more gifts after that. We caught it all on video so we can show it to her boyfriends when she's a teenager. I remember seeing that awful show in England before I had a kid. My cousin's son was way into the teletubbies. I felt so sorry for my cousin having to watch that show. Little did I know it would come to America and torture me as well!

[TRAGChick]

nora , found a wine that picks apart your chianti.. its called..Chateau La Salle Blanc,, its yellow, its 6 bucks,, and i got a gallon of it.. tastes like ripple only better!!

HEY, my Bruthah!!

Yeah, um....how are the hallucinations? Seein' trails yet, drankin' that cheap shit...?

[Ms_M]

Hi all! No drinking here. I just found out I have tonsilitis. So, it's antibiotics for me....

[Rick]

nora , found a wine that picks apart your chianti.. its called..Chateau La Salle Blanc,, its yellow, its 6 bucks,, and i got a gallon of it.. tastes like ripple only better!!

HEY, my Bruthah!!

Yeah, um....how are the hallucinations? Seein' trails yet, drankin' that cheap shit...?

That's gotta be a nasty hang over.

[Moose]

As I open my third bottle of Greg Norman Shiraz...........can anyone here tell me what stadium the "Send Her My Love" video was filmed in? Is it Mile High Stadium?