Neal: virtuoso axe grinder and newly coronated pole smoker??

[The_Noble_Cause]

By now, the cat has been let out of the bag.
While it’s none of our business, it might as well be said; Neal Schon is leading the life of an unattached dick-swinging bachelor once again.
The question is, which way is his dick exactly swinging these days anyhow?
A quizzical forum overture to be sure, but if I may, allow me to first explain….

If Jon Cain’s dredged-in-marmalade sapfests ever needed vindication, look no further than to Neal Schon, the poster child for “loving a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be.”
This guy has been married so many times he’s essentially Elizabeth Taylor with a Y-chromosome and more shapely feminine thighs.
If Neal and Amber can be headed on a one-way track to splitsville, (a woman who in just 2001 Neal proclaimed his eternal love for in Arrival’s liner notes), it means the toils of life on the road can splinter even the strongest of connubial vows.

Looking back on this past tour, (the approximate timeframe when the marriage hit the skids) you’ll most likely recall Neal personally adopted the color purple - the official color of the gay community.
Night after night Neal wore this tacky indigo-stained cheesecloth rag proudly, even in face of mass ridicule. Some speculated that he just had bad taste in clothes, but even still, night after night? Surely, there had to be some underlying motive to the madness. In light of the divorce, it all makes sense. I’ve uncovered the Rosetta stone, and baffled Journey fans worldwide need not scratch their heads any longer -

Neal has finally come to grips with the fact that while no faster fingers exist when it comes to guitar, when it comes to pussy, the man is strictly all thumbs.

While a purple shirt is not a confession of guilt unto itself, if Neal ever struts on stage in red leathers complete with lace up fly, you can consider me a Styx fan all the way.

P.S. I never hungered to experience hypothermia on my dick first-hand, so I don’t reside in the Minnesota area. But to those that are, do online Journey fandom a huge favor and check to see if there’s a rainbow bumper sticker firmly slapped against Schon’s hog. I think you may find the results surprising.

[*Laura]

He's wearing black again.Must be grieving over the purple shirts' extinction.All five of them.


Thanks for the laughs,your wording is spectacular as usual.

[lowdbrent]

Removed. Though my friend stands by his claims, I shouldn't have posted it.

[RossValoryRocks]

This is how stupid rumors get started.

[Carlitto H@kk]

Way to go, TNC!

I think we are gonna see all kinds of crazy and/or assinine stories about
Neal now thanks to you

[lights1961]

By now, the cat has been let out of the bag.
While it’s none of our business, it might as well be said; Neal Schon is leading the life of an unattached dick-swinging bachelor once again.
The question is, which way is his dick exactly swinging these days anyhow?
A quizzical forum overture to be sure, but if I may, allow me to first explain….

If Jon Cain’s dredged-in-marmalade sapfests ever needed vindication, look no further than to Neal Schon, the poster child for “loving a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be.”
This guy has been married so many times he’s essentially Elizabeth Taylor with a Y-chromosome and more shapely feminine thighs.
If Neal and Amber can be headed on a one-way track to splitsville, (a woman who in just 2001 Neal proclaimed his eternal love for in Arrival’s liner notes), it means the toils of life on the road can splinter even the strongest of connubial vows.

Looking back on this past tour, (the approximate timeframe when the marriage hit the skids) you’ll most likely recall Neal personally adopted the color purple - the official color of the gay community.
Night after night Neal wore this tacky indigo-stained cheesecloth rag proudly, even in face of mass ridicule. Some speculated that he just had bad taste in clothes, but even still, night after night? Surely, there had to be some underlying motive to the madness. In light of the divorce, it all makes sense. I’ve uncovered the Rosetta stone, and baffled Journey fans worldwide need not scratch their heads any longer -

Neal has finally come to grips with the fact that while no faster fingers exist when it comes to guitar, when it comes to pussy, the man is strictly all thumbs.

While a purple shirt is not a confession of guilt unto itself, if Neal ever struts on stage in red leathers complete with lace up fly, you can consider me a Styx fan all the way.

P.S. I never hungered to experience hypothermia on my dick first-hand, so I don’t reside in the Minnesota area. But to those that are, do online Journey fandom a huge favor and check to see if there’s a rainbow bumper sticker firmly slapped against Schon’s hog. I think you may find the results surprising.

now this is gay....

Rick

[Carlitto H@kk]

This is how stupid rumors get started.

Yea, but it isn't TNC's fault that so many people won't read his 'pretty funny'
post for what t is, take it serious and then crawl outa the wood-work with
all kinds of stupid, pathetic stories to try and "validate" what TNC said as truth
instead of taking it for what it really was... Good Ol' Fashioned MR humor, TNC-Style
LowD took the first cheap shot. Can't wait to see who steps up next

[Rockindeano]

Neal gets more hole than a golf ball. He is as straight as a ruler. Love that guy...

[Red13JoePa]

LOL

[Andrew]

This is how stupid rumors get started.

DEFINITELY NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!

[Carlitto H@kk]

Personally, I think Neal has been
wearing the Purple shirts more to try and
bring in new, young Journey fans!

I know my daughter used to get hypnotized
when that fuckin Barney Show came on the TV

[Liquid_Drummer]

If Neal Schon is gay (which is ok BTW) I will wear a short short kilt for the next year commando style !

[Gibby]

What is everyone's problem with the purple shirt anyway? Is it the color or that he always wore it? I think the color is cool - ( suppose he could have worn it a little less but if he likes it, who fucking cares? I'm sure it matches that purple boner that he can't seem to leave in his pants.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

What is everyone's problem with the purple shirt anyway? Is it the color or that he always wore it? I think the color is cool - ( suppose he could have worn it a little less but if he likes it, who fucking cares? I'm sure it matches that purple boner that he can't seem to leave in his pants.

[Jeremey fan forever]

First of all, NOBODY talks trash about Neal and gets away with it!

Second, WTF are you talking about?

BTW, you don't happen to work at a Comic book/trading card store in Springfield, do you?

[frostbite]

Just for the record, I thought he looked cool in the purple shirt. I wish he'd wear some bright garish psychedelic thing to distract my wife's eyes when he's close up on the video screens. That man's package is obscenely huge! Neal Schlong more like.

[Cheri]

Just for the record, I thought he looked cool in the purple shirt. I wish he'd wear some bright garish psychedelic thing to distract my wife's eyes when he's close up on the video screens. That man's package is obscenely huge! Neal Schlong more like.

So true!

[summergirl]

OK, just a question - how does everyone know about Neal and Amber? It hasn't been publicized yet, correct? And how do you know it happened during this past tour? Is it because of his activities duirng said tour?!!! Just curious!! It is sad, actually, don't they have a one year old baby, and a 4 year old???

[ohsosoto]

Just for the record, I thought he looked cool in the purple shirt. I wish he'd wear some bright garish psychedelic thing to distract my wife's eyes when he's close up on the video screens. That man's package is obscenely huge! Neal Schlong more like.

So true! :lol long duck schon!!