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[ArnelRox]

New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

[Blondie]

I wouldn't be surprised! Careful, they might copy it.

[Rick]

New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

That's a masterpiece. LMAO!!

[aggieangelcrys]

that shit is hilarious!

[squirt1]

That sums it up !! The only thing I would add is that if you stir up the fan base and bring back memories of Perry's successes, it is subject to immediate dismissal w/o cause.

[*Laura]

New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

[Rick]

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

[*Laura]

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

[Rick]

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

Exactly!

[*Laura]

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

Exactly!

LOL,I'll never use it again,promise.

[Rick]

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

Exactly!

LOL,I'll never use it again,promise.

Ok, I will hold you to that.

[Sassie]

That is so funny. I am just wondering what Wildfire will think of it?

[Liam]

Awww....Susie...you read my mind. Good job, darlin'.

[Ratgirl]

LOL! That sums it up beautifully.. love it!

[Moon Beam]

The sleep ain't escaped my eyes yet and already I'm laughing.
Thanks JourneyFuxSingers.

[Wheels Of Fyre]

I love your enthusiasm, Susie! And your new name!

Hey, if JOURNEY actually listens to all of these ideas/comments then there's still hope for my Latin rhythm album!

[Melissa]

Hey shorten the nicknames to just one..... FroFriga

You summed it up perfect

[Perry86fan]

Hey shorten the nicknames to just one..... FroFriga

You summed it up perfect

I like it! I bet they copy it & use it.

[donnaplease]

JFux, you are so creative!!! I love it!!!

[ohsherrie]

New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

Great job Suz!!

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Laura can I please use that as a sig?

[belar]

Awesome.

[Melissa]

Hey shorten the nicknames to just one..... FroFriga

You summed it up perfect

I like it! I bet they copy it & use it.

Another one hit me: Froiga

[nikki]

New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:
I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.
_________________

Now there's a clause that Jeff had absolutely no control over!!

[Deb]

LMFAO Suz! Good one!

[Lady Luck]

New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

LMAO!!!

[Granny]

Suzie, I hope Jeff sees that! prints it, signs it and sends it to Friga & Fro!!!!!!

[*Laura]

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Laura can I please use that as a sig?

Of course you can.

[ohsherrie]

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Laura can I please use that as a sig?

Of course you can.

Thanks.

[Renegade79]

Good one!

[journeywoman]

A lawyer couldn't have done it any better! Perfect!