The Booze Thread.

[Torch]

Liam buddy, did you ever see the movie "thank you for smoking"?

Nope...never saw it. Wanted to then kinda forgot about it.
I'm d/ling a Rush boot from THIS year. Go to guitars101.com. There are 2 up. Tampa and Atlanta if you're interested.

Ooh. . .Mr. Torch is all about guitars101.com. Any other cool boots over there for me to tell him about?

BTW, I just spent 15 minutes reading through the last 5 pages or so. . .y'all are some crazy f****rs. I'm in good company.

[aggieangelcrys]

If I wanted to be a doormat, I'd sit out on my front step with a key up my ass.

wow...very NICE!!!

How are ya today?

[Liam]

Damn...I d/led the Rush - Atlanta show and it didn't fucking work when I was unzipping it. Anyone else d/l then have problems???

[Liam]

Beer number 1 cracked. I'm pissed about the Rush show...so I'm havin' a drink.

[Rhiannon]

I just had our little intern try to tell me how to do my job.

So help me god, I'm gonna railroad her ass! I need a drink...

[Natalie]

I just had our little intern try to tell me how to do my job.

So help me god, I'm gonna railroad her ass! I need a drink...

OHHHHH, I hate that!! I have a nurses aide that tries to do that all the time. She's one "why are you going to do that" away from me going off on her sorry ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOO, I'm pissed now and I'm not even at work!!

[Rhiannon]

OHHHHH, I hate that!! I have a nurses aide that tries to do that all the time. She's one "why are you going to do that" away from me going off on her sorry ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOO, I'm pissed now and I'm not even at work!!

Hahaha... didn't mean to give you reason to be riled up.

This little twit bombarded me as I came back from lunch and gave me this spill about my boss asking me to do such and such and did I ever do it. Like its any of her f-ing business. Of course I had done it, three months ago when she asked me to.

So I'm giving her benefit of the doubt thinking my boss asked her to do the same thing, it was just a little task, getting employee birthdays for her so she'd know when to buy presents. I said "most of them are on the website and the old sheet, if you can't find anybodys, come ask me." She looks at me all puzzled. I said "I assume you're saying this because she wants another and asked you to do it?" She said "No. I was jus..."

Then I shot her a go to hell look and walked off. She need not mess with me.

[Natalie]

Hahaha... didn't mean to give you reason to be riled up.

This little twit bombarded me as I came back from lunch and gave me this spill about my boss asking me to do such and such and did I ever do it. Like its any of her f-ing business. Of course I had done it, three months ago when she asked me to.

So I'm giving her benefit of the doubt thinking my boss asked her to do the same thing, it was just a little task, getting employee birthdays for her so she'd know when to buy presents. I said "most of them are on the website and the old sheet, if you can't find anybodys, come ask me." She looks at me all puzzled. I said "I assume you're saying this because she wants another and asked you to do it?" She said "No. I was jus..."

Then I shot her a go to hell look and walked off. She need not mess with me.

Oh, no, get me riled up, then I'll be ready for her next time I work!! Last week I was sitting at the desk and noticed that one of my laboring patient's baby's heart rate had dropped very low so of course I jumped up and ran in the room to try to find out what was going on and fix it. Well, one of the first things that I always do is change the mom's position and then put oxygen on her. I put her on her left side then as I was turning on the oxygen, I turn around that this little twit is right behind me telling the patient to turn over onto her back. I said "no, stay on your side, it oxygenates the baby better." This girl shot me a death look and said, "no, you need to roll over because I'm sure the nurse will want to check you."

In my mind I'm thinking OK, you little freak, I am the nurse and yes, I am going to check her but when I am damn well good and ready and guess what, I can do it while she is on her side!!!!!! I just said "I'll do it while she's on her side. Could you go out and get me a pen, I forgot mine at the desk."

UGGHH!!!!

[Rhiannon]

Oh, no, get me riled up, then I'll be ready for her next time I work!! Last week I was sitting at the desk and noticed that one of my laboring patient's baby's heart rate had dropped very low so of course I jumped up and ran in the room to try to find out what was going on and fix it. Well, one of the first things that I always do is change the mom's position and then put oxygen on her. I put her on her left side then as I was turning on the oxygen, I turn around that this little twit is right behind me telling the patient to turn over onto her back. I said "no, stay on your side, it oxygenates the baby better." This girl shot me a death look and said, "no, you need to roll over because I'm sure the nurse will want to check you."

In my mind I'm thinking OK, you little freak, I am the nurse and yes, I am going to check her but when I am damn well good and ready and guess what, I can do it while she is on her side!!!!!! I just said "I'll do it while she's on her side. Could you go out and get me a pen, I forgot mine at the desk."

UGGHH!!!!

Oh lets go beat some delusional twit ass!!
At least this little shithead will only be here until school starts back. Unless I run her off first.

[Natalie]

Oh lets go beat some delusional twit ass!!
At least this little shithead will only be here until school starts back. Unless I run her off first.

I'm not sure I'll be so lucky!

[Rhiannon]

I'm not sure I'll be so lucky!

I'll come throw her in an alley dumpster and tell her to quit being a turd.

[Natalie]

I'm not sure I'll be so lucky!

I'll come throw her in an alley dumpster and tell her to quit being a turd.

SWEET!!!!!!!!

[Liam]

No...you ladies don't scare me.

[Moon Beam]

Just getting back to reading here, had company over to help celebrate our youngest
Son's 5th Birthday.
Great day had with shakes, smiles and presents galore for the second coming of Spiderman.
His Godmother and Godfather gave him two tapes of the original Spidey cartoons.
He was glued to the TV........seeing your child in such glory on his big day......PRICELESS!

Please fill me in on all the hoopla going on round here as I see many new threads
and fear trolls will be in every one I choose to read.

[Blondie]

Just getting back to reading here, had company over to help celebrate our youngest
Son's 5th Birthday.
Great day had with shakes, smiles and presents galore for the second coming of Spiderman.
His Godmother and Godfather gave him two tapes of the original Spidey cartoons.
He was glued to the TV........seeing your child in such glory on his big day......PRICELESS!

Please fill me in on all the hoopla going on round here as I see many new threads
and fear trolls will be in every one I choose to read.

Ah, the 5th Birthday. We had the Power Rangers at our house a few months ago. So fun. I'm as behind as you I'm afraid, so hopefully
I can catch up when you do.

[Ms_M]

Hi ladies! Don't want to be downer here, but I'll just say it - my ex and I had to put our dog down today. It was very hard, lots of tears. I know she is at peace with her "brother" (our Rotti we lost 2 years ago).

Sounds like the b-day party was great, Moon!

[Liam]

Hi ladies! Don't want to be downer here, but I'll just say it - my ex and I had to put our dog down today. It was very hard, lots of tears. I know she is at peace with her "brother" (our Rotti we lost 2 years ago).

Sounds like the b-day party was great, Moon!

Well...I'm not a lady...but I AM sorry to hear that, Michelle. I know how that feels.

[Ms_M]

Thanks Liam. Ok, you realize your job on Saturday is to entertain the hell outta me, right?

[Liam]

Thanks Liam. Ok, you realize your job on Saturday is to entertain the hell outta me, right?

Enough Coors light...I think I can handle that.

[Ms_M]

You'll get your Coors Light... I appreciate all of my "boozer friends" - have been a big help lately.

[Blondie]

I'm so sorry M. I had to do that last year with my "best friend" of 11 years. My thoughts are with you.

[Greg]

Hi ladies! Don't want to be downer here, but I'll just say it - my ex and I had to put our dog down today. It was very hard, lots of tears. I know she is at peace with her "brother" (our Rotti we lost 2 years ago).

Sounds like the b-day party was great, Moon!

Man, I hate to hear that! I hope we can give you comfort M!

[Moon Beam]

Hi ladies! Don't want to be downer here, but I'll just say it - my ex and I had to put our dog down today. It was very hard, lots of tears. I know she is at peace with her "brother" (our Rotti we lost 2 years ago).

No worries sweet seestah friend your never a downer.
Sorry ya had to put down your Pup.
My Daddy took mine for the same back in 98 cuz I just
couldn't do it.........I think of Mr Spock and his field loving ways
all the time even though years have passed since we parted ways.
Always smiles and shakes to be had in the memories Ms M.
Hope they surround you soon!

[Rick]

You'll get your Coors Light... I appreciate all of my "boozer friends" - have been a big help lately.

Sorry to hear that Ms_M. No drinking for me tonight, or I would have one for you.

[Liam]

You'll get your Coors Light... I appreciate all of my "boozer friends" - have been a big help lately.

Just remember that alcoholics are the best company.

[Ms_M]

Thanks y'all - I really appreciate it!! This forum has been a GREAT source of comfort, laughs, tears, etc. for almost a year. Ok, I'm not going to get all sappy or anything...

Bartender - a round on me, please!!

[Blondie]

Hey M, I tried your beloved Ambien (well half of one) and it didn't do a damn thing. I guess I'll have to re-adjust...

[Liam]

Thanks y'all - I really appreciate it!! This forum has been a GREAT source of comfort, laughs, tears, etc. for almost a year. Ok, I'm not going to get all sappy or anything...

Bartender - a round on me, please!!

Round of Pissed Off Japanese Minnow Farmers comin' up. (hehe...ask what the hell THAT is.)

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[Blondie]

Thanks y'all - I really appreciate it!! This forum has been a GREAT source of comfort, laughs, tears, etc. for almost a year. Ok, I'm not going to get all sappy or anything...

Bartender - a round on me, please!!

Round of Pissed Off Japanese Minnow Farmers comin' up. (hehe...ask what the hell THAT is.)

\~/ \~/ \~/ \~/ \~/ \~/ \~/ \~/

Likely made up by a bored bartender with way to much time on his hands...

[Ms_M]

Hey M, I tried your beloved Ambien (well half of one) and it didn't do a damn thing. I guess I'll have to re-adjust...

Was it a white pill or blue one? The white pill (which is now available in generic) doesn't do much for me. The blue one - the CR is what fixes me up. Have you tried Benedryl? That's a good stand by, too.