The Booze Thread.

[Blondie]

I'll scare her off alright!, if she thinks I'm gonna be saying hello and fetching her
a Pelican fave welcome sign then she ignores my kind Canuck conversation......
damn right I'll scare her off...............hehehehehehe.




Please forgive this post Carrie, tis what happens when I have to many beers and the Summer night
is sweet beyond belief.
Coupled with my Hubby being in a good mood and not hating the sound of my voice.
All humor lady..........welcome aboard, once again. [/quote]


sounds like someone might even get lucky tonight there moon! Woohooo sex talk is back, lol [/quote]

Glad SOMEONE will be getting lucky! I'll have a nice cold beer Crystal! Thanks

[aggieangelcrys]

Here's some for everyone.....just bring your own glass!

[Blondie]

Damn! Nice bartending in Liam's stead!

[whocares]

the wife had too many margaritas and is passed out already. BAH!

Raising margarita number 5, to the little ladies left here. What exciting lives we lead tongiht wooohoooooo!.

[Blondie]

the wife had too many margaritas and is passed out already. BAH!

Raising margarita number 5, to the little ladies left here. What exciting lives we lead tongiht wooohoooooo!.

Haven't you learned the art of how drunk to get a girl, yet?

[whocares]

I thought I did, but she's a Latin girl, and there's no bargaining with her sometimes. Then I open my trap and say, But honey, if you drink that next margarita, I won't get ANY, and she looks at me, laughs and swigs away. My Charm totally goes to waste after that.

40 years old, you'd think I'd ahve learned a thing or two, by now.

[Blondie]

I thought I did, but she's a Latin girl, and there's no bargaining with her sometimes. Then I open my trap and say, But honey, if you drink that next margarita, I won't get ANY, and she looks at me, laughs and swigs away. My Charm totally goes to waste after that.

40 years old, you'd think I'd ahve learned a thing or two, by now.

*shaking my head* I'm surprised after that comment that she didn't swig two!

[Moon Beam]

40 years old, you'd think I'd ahve learned a thing or two, by now.

Maybe at least in spelling........ .......so sorry Sir, Hubby's over kind ways
have sent me slay like.

[whocares]

it's my fault all the time anyway. so I'll take the blame for making them extra tequila-ey tonight. What a dumb-ass I can be sometimes. (I'm sure none will dis-agree with me here).

Then again, everything is always my fault, so what's so different.

moonie, I can't spell any better (or worse) when I'm sober vs. drinking. My hands are lightening fast babeee! that's not always a good thing, I've found out.

[Moon Beam]

it's my fault all the time anyway. so I'll take the blame for making them extra tequila-ey tonight. What a dumb-ass I can be sometimes. (I'm sure none will dis-agree with me here).

Then again, everything is always my fault, so what's so different.

Oh lighten up, you just happened to have married a lady that
lays on the flip-side of the liquor coin.
Find the right sauce for her and you'll thank me later.
If your lucky, it'll be tap water with a twist.

[whocares]

no, you know something? There's times when she can totally out drink me. and btw, I'm light as they come. in a matter of speaking.

She loves the tequila as much as I do. The problem (this time) was probably being out in the heat and sun all day.

Oh, and I know it's always my fault, because she tells me so. And she's ALWAYS right

[Blondie]

it's my fault all the time anyway. so I'll take the blame for making them extra tequila-ey tonight. What a dumb-ass I can be sometimes. (I'm sure none will dis-agree with me here).

Then again, everything is always my fault, so what's so different.

moonie, I can't spell any better (or worse) when I'm sober vs. drinking. My hands are lightening fast babeee! that's not always a good thing, I've found out.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You still have the morning...

[whocares]

I need to learn to use those damned smilies more, when jokingly being hard on myself.
teehee you and I both said hard on. shhh (more sex talks)

And yes. There is always the morning. Then again, there's always the 3am buffet too.

[Blondie]

I need to learn to use those damned smilies more, when jokingly being hard on myself.
teehee you and I both said hard on. shhh (more sex talks)

And yes. There is always the morning. Then again, there's always the 3am buffet too.

Alright, your sex talk comment may have sent me right into the gutter... Which buffet might that be?

[whocares]

if your mind is in the gutter, then I don't need to explain nuthin, girl!

I aint' talkin' about Denny's.

[Blondie]

if your mind is in the gutter, then I don't need to explain nuthin, girl!

I aint' talkin' about Denny's.

Please tell me she'll be awake for that!

[whocares]

I'm hoping... it's not any fun is she's nto awake.

me - honey wake up. honeeeeyyyy. baby, I'm hungry!
her - go make yourself soemthing, there's leftovers in the fridge.
me - NO! I'm hungry for YOUUUUUUUUU!
her - whatever. (rolling over)
me - #$#%#$@#$%^$ (finding something in the fridge)

Tongihts episode of "I hope she's awake for IT" is brought to you by Herra Durra Tequila.

Bows and says thanks, thank you all very much...

[Blondie]

I'm hoping... it's not any fun is she's nto awake.

me - honey wake up. honeeeeyyyy. baby, I'm hungry!
her - go make yourself soemthing, there's leftovers in the fridge.
me - NO! I'm hungry for YOUUUUUUUUU!
her - whatever. (rolling over)
me - #$#%#$@#$%^$ (finding something in the fridge)

Tongihts episode of "I hope she's awake for IT" is brought to you by Herra Durra Tequila.

Bows and says thanks, thank you all very much...

*clapping* Bravo! Bravo! LMAO!!!

[whocares]

if i can't laugh as my own bad assed self, who can I laugh at?

You nkow what DOESN'T go with Tequila? Hot Fudge flavored Pop Tarts. (shoulda saved that for tomorrow morning) BLECH!

[Blondie]

if i can't laugh as my own bad assed self, who can I laugh at?

You nkow what DOESN'T go with Tequila? Hot Fudge flavored Pop Tarts. (shoulda saved that for tomorrow morning) BLECH!

I didn't think anything went with tequila. But that's just gross.

[Moon Beam]

I'm hoping... it's not any fun is she's nto awake.

me - honey wake up. honeeeeyyyy. baby, I'm hungry!
her - go make yourself soemthing, there's leftovers in the fridge.
me - NO! I'm hungry for YOUUUUUUUUU!
her - whatever. (rolling over)
me - #$#%#$@#$%^$ (finding something in the fridge)

Tongihts episode of "I hope she's awake for IT" is brought to you by Herra Durra Tequila.

Bows and says thanks, thank you all very much...

It's moments like these that make me love this cyber space!
Thank you Sir.

[whocares]

you can just call me the consumer reports of this thread. I'm likely to find out all the terrible combos of foods and drink. Better me than you getting sick.

My Grandfather used to always tell me, Drink milk before you go drinking alcohol, it'll coat your stomach. I did one time. ONE TIME. I think he did that on purpose.

[Blondie]

you can just call me the consumer reports of this thread. I'm likely to find out all the terrible combos of foods and drink. Better me than you getting sick.

My Grandfather used to always tell me, Drink milk before you go drinking alcohol, it'll coat your stomach. I did one time. ONE TIME. I think he did that on purpose.

Hehehe. Gotta love Grandpa humor.

[whocares]

yup, and I miss it terribly these days.


right then, back to something fun!

[aggieangelcrys]

you can just call me the consumer reports of this thread. I'm likely to find out all the terrible combos of foods and drink. Better me than you getting sick.

My Grandfather used to always tell me, Drink milk before you go drinking alcohol, it'll coat your stomach. I did one time. ONE TIME. I think he did that on purpose.

Hehehe. Gotta love Grandpa humor.

bleh....worst pukin spell i ever had was drinking colorado bulldogs.....bleh, gross!

[Rhiannon]

You fuckers are hilarious!!!

Tonight's dropping of the f-bomb is brought to you by MOONshine! WOOO!

Mmmkk... so, we still on the sex talk? Sex is fun. How is everyone?

[whocares]

sex talk is for perverts

[Rhiannon]

Yes it is. I see I came to the right place.

(No pun intended.)

[whocares]

ya got me there.

I can't think abotu sex right now I'm listening to SP live. Kinda kills it for me.

Oh who am I kidding?

[Rhiannon]

Nothing says sex talk like SP singing. You'd practically have to let him have his way with you. That's just what the man's voice does. No shame in admitting it. I do.

I've switched over to Vault now... gonna see what the mixture of booze and vault does to me. GET TO IT!!