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So...what shall the new title be??

Poll ended at Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:42 am

Liam's Bar
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Postby Rick » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:02 pm

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
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WalMart has Red Baron pizzas on sale for $3.00 a piece. I've been off work for over a month, and I've been knocking the piss out of those pizzas. :D I've also gained about 10 pounds from that and a few cases of beer.



Random... but insightful. :P
Why you been off work? You goin all Office Space over there? Heheh... I can't seem to find a moment's peace. I need a vacation stat. :?


Well you said it was your lunch time...

I had to have a hernia repaired. Should be out another 2 or 3 weeks.


Oh yes, so not that random at all. My bad.
Hope your insides heal up fabulously Rick.
And to the rest of you, good night! I totally think I'm gonna rock this sleep thing some more. I might be awake again at 2am but oh well. :lol:


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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:08 pm

If you're handing out adult beverages, doll, I'll take one, too. :?
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Postby Liam » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:16 pm

Ms_M wrote:If you're handing out adult beverages, doll, I'll take one, too. :?


Does someone need a whiskey sour?? ;-) \~/
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:17 pm

Liam wrote:
Ms_M wrote:If you're handing out adult beverages, doll, I'll take one, too. :?


Does someone need a whiskey sour?? ;-) \~/


Maybe more than a whiskey sour, but it's a good start.... Thanks!
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Postby Liam » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:18 pm

Ms_M wrote:
Liam wrote:
Ms_M wrote:If you're handing out adult beverages, doll, I'll take one, too. :?


Does someone need a whiskey sour?? ;-) \~/


Maybe more than a whiskey sour, but it's a good start.... Thanks!


Have as many as ya want, darlin'. :-)
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Postby chf34jmac » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:19 pm

Hey did I ever tell you I can lick my eyebrows! :lol:
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Postby Blondie » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:20 pm

chf34jmac wrote:Hey did I ever tell you I can lick my eyebrows! :lol:


Now that would be a sight to see... :shock:
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Postby chf34jmac » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:21 pm

Just thought I'd throw that out there since I'm not really a drinker. Ice breaker/conversation starter. :lol:
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Postby Liam » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:22 pm

chf34jmac wrote:Hey did I ever tell you I can lick my eyebrows! :lol:


That's not something I was expecting. :lol:
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Postby chf34jmac » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:22 pm

Not something you as a guy will ever see either. :lol:
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Postby Playitloudforme » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:23 pm

chf34jmac wrote:Hey did I ever tell you I can lick my eyebrows! :lol:



er.... um.... that's... uh.. Talent! Yeah...

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ahem..


**shifting uncomfortably in my chair....


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Postby Liam » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:24 pm

chf34jmac wrote:Not something you as a guy will ever see either. :lol:


Thank God. :lol:
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Postby chf34jmac » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:25 pm

That's reserved for the ladies dude. :shock:
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:26 pm

chf34jmac wrote:Just thought I'd throw that out there since I'm not really a drinker. Ice breaker/conversation starter. :lol:


What kind of conversations do you get from that?? LOL!

Anyone else have a strange talent to share?? I don't have one. I'm going to try to lick my eyebrows now.... :shock:
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Postby chf34jmac » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:27 pm

I was just gonna ask that very question: Since I said it how many of you are sitting there right now trying to accomplish that feat?
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:27 pm

chf34jmac wrote:That's reserved for the ladies dude. :shock:


All right Sultan, scooch over, Chief has arrived. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:02 pm

I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:04 pm

Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


I'm sure the Sultan will be pleased. :twisted:

BTW, no luck with the eyebrow thing.... :cry:
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:07 pm

Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


I'm sure the Sultan will be pleased. :twisted:

BTW, no luck with the eyebrow thing.... :cry:


Can I just call him Captain? Sultan makes me think of the little fat guy in Aladdin... :lol:

I can't lick my eyebrow, but I can reach over the tip of my nose. :P
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:07 pm

Found this on a local news station's website...

10 Drinks Men Should Never Order

http://www.click2houston.com/slideshow/ ... etail.html
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:10 pm

Ms_M wrote:Found this on a local news station's website...

10 Drinks Men Should Never Order

http://www.click2houston.com/slideshow/ ... etail.html


White Zinfandel -- This one explains itself... LOL... That was fun! :lol:
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:12 pm

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


I'm sure the Sultan will be pleased. :twisted:

BTW, no luck with the eyebrow thing.... :cry:


Can I just call him Captain? Sultan makes me think of the little fat guy in Aladdin... :lol:

I can't lick my eyebrow, but I can reach over the tip of my nose. :P


LOL! Why not? He probably won't mind... ;)
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Postby aggieangelcrys » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:13 pm

Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


Liam is totally falling out of his chair trying to keep his boner in check! :twisted: :wink:
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Postby aggieangelcrys » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:15 pm

Jeremey'sTXfan wrote:
chf34jmac wrote:That's reserved for the ladies dude. :shock:


All right Sultan, scooch over, Chief has arrived. :lol: :lol: :lol:


i didn't agree to hail to any chief...........i'm no indian maiden

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Postby aggieangelcrys » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:16 pm

Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


I'm sure the Sultan will be pleased. :twisted:

BTW, no luck with the eyebrow thing.... :cry:


Can I just call him Captain? Sultan makes me think of the little fat guy in Aladdin... :lol:

I can't lick my eyebrow, but I can reach over the tip of my nose. :P


LOL! Why not? He probably won't mind... ;)


why did the image of those retarded ass captain morgan commercials just come into view with that idiot standing on one leg?
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:18 pm

aggieangelcrys wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


I'm sure the Sultan will be pleased. :twisted:

BTW, no luck with the eyebrow thing.... :cry:


Can I just call him Captain? Sultan makes me think of the little fat guy in Aladdin... :lol:

I can't lick my eyebrow, but I can reach over the tip of my nose. :P


LOL! Why not? He probably won't mind... ;)


why did the image of those retarded ass captain morgan commercials just come into view with that idiot standing on one leg?


We go back to Master, then?? 8)
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Postby Playitloudforme » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:19 pm

aggieangelcrys wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


Liam is totally falling out of his chair trying to keep his boner in check! :twisted: :wink:


LOL... I don't think Master could keep his boner in check if he tried...LOL.
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:21 pm

aggieangelcrys wrote:Liam is totally falling out of his chair trying to keep his boner in check! :twisted: :wink:


Oh boy, hope he doesn't fall out of his chair belly down. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:22 pm

aggieangelcrys wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:I'm double jointed in my shoulders and hips... and have contortionist flexibility skills.
Not like freaky chinese acrobat contortionism, but I'm more limber than I have any right to be. :lol:
There's my hidden talent... :twisted:


I'm sure the Sultan will be pleased. :twisted:

BTW, no luck with the eyebrow thing.... :cry:


Can I just call him Captain? Sultan makes me think of the little fat guy in Aladdin... :lol:

I can't lick my eyebrow, but I can reach over the tip of my nose. :P


LOL! Why not? He probably won't mind... ;)


why did the image of those retarded ass captain morgan commercials just come into view with that idiot standing on one leg?



Hey Crys, Got a little Captain in YOU? :shock: :lol: :twisted: :wink:
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:23 pm

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
aggieangelcrys wrote:Liam is totally falling out of his chair trying to keep his boner in check! :twisted: :wink:


Oh boy, hope he doesn't fall out of his chair belly down. :lol:


Ouch. That smarts. :shock:
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