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So...what shall the new title be??

Poll ended at Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:42 am

Liam's Bar
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The Harem Lounge
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O'Neill's Pub
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Postby Playitloudforme » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:25 am

Liam wrote:
*Laura wrote::lol: :lol: OMG.I...Well...LOL...

The mysteries of English! :shock: :lol:


Don't worry...you'll get one too. :lol:


So are you doing the towel over the door knob thing or what???
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Postby Moon Beam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:34 am

I'm sad and sorry to read about your ex Michelle, glad that your offering him support.
I'll keep him in my thoughts and prayers for sure lady.
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Postby Ms_M » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:35 am

Moon Beam wrote:I'm sad and sorry to read about your ex Michelle, glad that your offering him support.
I'll keep him in my thoughts and prayers for sure lady.


Thanks, Gerene - I appreciate it.
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Postby Just Mindy » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:52 am

I'm sorry to hear what's happening, Michelle. I'll include him in my prayers, hon. :(
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Postby Ms_M » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:19 am

Thanks Mindy - greatly appreciated. :)


Ok, my best friend just sent me a joke - she knew I needed a chuckle.... It has beer in it, so I thought it would be appropriate here.

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:17 am

:lol: :lol:

Michelle that's hilarious... okay, I have a joke for all of you.


A woman was walking along the beach when she came across a genie's lamp. She rubbed the lamp and out popped the Genie who said:
"Because you have released me, I'll give you three wishes. But I warn you, what ever you wish for, I'll give your husband twice as much."

The woman thought about it and said "Okay... Genie, for my first wish I want a million dollars."
*poof!* She had a million dollars, but now her husband had two million dollars.

"For my second wish, I want my dream house with a full staff of maids and servants."
*poof!* She had the house with the attendants, but now her husband had two houses with two sets of attendants.

The woman didn't like that her husband got twice of everything so she thought for a moment and said...

"Genie, for my final wish, I want you to beat me half to death."

:shock: :lol: :wink:
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Postby Blondie » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:15 am

Afternoon everyone!

Michelle, I am so sorry about Michael. He will definitely be prayed for. (eesh, bad grammar, sorry)

Anyone drinking yet?
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Postby Ms_M » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:23 am

Great joke BRG!!

Thanks again, Jen. :)

Not drinking yet, but (continuing my reputation as a pill girl) I did have a couple of Xanax earlier. I will have to see my ex-mother-in-law at the hospital in a bit. My feelings about HER have NOT changed.

I need to start getting ready to go to the hospital. I'll check in later. Somebody have a drink for me til I get back. LOL!
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:29 am

Ms_M wrote:
Not drinking yet, but (continuing my reputation as a pill girl) I did have a couple of Xanax earlier. I will have to see my ex-mother-in-law at the hospital in a bit. My feelings about HER have NOT changed!


Then, here's to hoping she won't get on your everlovin's. :wink:
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:33 am

Blondie wrote:Afternoon everyone!

Michelle, I am so sorry about Michael. He will definitely be prayed for. (eesh, bad grammar, sorry)

Anyone drinking yet?


Beer in hand as we speak. Hard to type like this. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:35 am

Liam wrote:
Beer in hand as we speak. Hard to type like this. :lol:


You should be used to one-handed typing, Captain. :wink: :lol:
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Postby belar » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:36 am

I'm sorry to hear your news, Michelle. You (and your ex) will be in my thoughts.
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:37 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:
Beer in hand as we speak. Hard to type like this. :lol:


You should be used to one-handed typing, Captain. :wink: :lol:


I should be....it's hard to have cyber sex with 2 hands. :lol: j/k
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:39 am

Liam wrote:I should be....it's hard to have cyber sex with 2 hands. :lol: j/k


You're probably rubbing right now with your beer coozie. :P
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:43 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:I should be....it's hard to have cyber sex with 2 hands. :lol: j/k


You're probably rubbing right now with your beer coozie. :P


Oh yea, baby. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:44 am

Liam wrote:Oh yea, baby. :lol:


:shock: Hahaha!
Remind me not to shake your hand in SB. :wink: :lol:
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:45 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:Oh yea, baby. :lol:


:shock: Hahaha!
Remind me not to shake your hand in SB. :wink: :lol:


Don't worry...I have safe cyber sex. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:50 am

Liam wrote:
Don't worry...I have safe cyber sex. :lol:


You wear a rubber glove, don'tcha? :lol:
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:57 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:
Don't worry...I have safe cyber sex. :lol:


You wear a rubber glove, don'tcha? :lol:


Lambskin. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:05 am

Liam wrote:Lambskin. :lol:


Ribbed for her virtual pleasure. :lol:
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:06 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:Lambskin. :lol:


Ribbed for her virtual pleasure. :lol:


Fuck that...I'll turn it inside out and get my own kicks. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:07 am

Liam wrote:Fuck that...I'll turn it inside out and get my own kicks. :lol:


You self-molester.
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:08 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:Fuck that...I'll turn it inside out and get my own kicks. :lol:


You self-molester.


Gotta do something while the drought is happening. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:09 am

Liam wrote:Gotta do something while the drought is happening. :lol:


Is that anything like making hay while the sun shines? :wink:
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:13 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:Gotta do something while the drought is happening. :lol:


Is that anything like making hay while the sun shines? :wink:


Something like that but it's more like a sprinkler. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:15 am

Liam wrote:
Something like that but it's more like a sprinkler. :lol:



A sprinkler without a slip-n-slide. :twisted:
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:17 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:
Something like that but it's more like a sprinkler. :lol:



A sprinkler without a slip-n-slide. :twisted:


Yup...thanks for the reminder. :-P :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:19 am

Liam wrote:Yup...thanks for the reminder. :-P :lol:


No problem... anytime. :wink:
Just glad to see you're twisted enough to get my popculture & sex references. :lol:
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Postby Liam » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:20 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:Yup...thanks for the reminder. :-P :lol:


No problem... anytime. :wink:
Just glad to see you're twisted enough to get my popculture & sex references. :lol:


You have NO idea, darlin'. :lol:
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:21 am

Blue Radio Girl wrote:
Liam wrote:Yup...thanks for the reminder. :-P :lol:


No problem... anytime. :wink:
Just glad to see you're twisted enough to get my popculture & sex references. :lol:

Sorry to interupt BRG. Could you either change your av or explain its meaning for me....It creeps me out! :D Thanks
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