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by Blondie » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:59 pm
Sorry to hear about that Moonie. But I hope you have fun. Bad circumstances but a great opportunity for family.
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by Ms_M » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:12 pm
Moon Beam wrote:Hey there Ms M, I'm doing dandy.
Hubby Bub's Pepe (Grandfather) passed on July 20th
the funeral is tomorrow.
We have Hubby's two older Brother's staying with us, very
Funny Fella's and I'm looking forward to their visit.
How goes the night for you?
Moonie - So sorry about your loss. Hugs to you and your family.
Things are going really well here...
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by Moon Beam » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:30 pm
Thank you muchly ladies!
I'm always sad to see a life passing but
when you spend hours talking of the person
and memories you've shared, how can you
not be filled life and laughter?
Had a fantabulous night with Hubby Bub and his Bro's.
Hope the evening treated you alll well.
I'm always sad to see a life passing but
when you spend hours talking of the person
and memories you've shared, how can you
not be filled life and laughter?
Had a fantabulous night with Hubby Bub and his Bro's.
Hope the evening treated you alll well.
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by Ms_M » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:06 am
Sharing this here, too...
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your
intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond! me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out
face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the reason for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your biggest fan
P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your
intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond! me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out
face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the reason for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your biggest fan
P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
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by aggieangelcrys » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:56 am
LIAM! COPKILLERS AND LITS, NOW!
Don't stop believing,
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by aggieangelcrys » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:22 pm
Liam wrote:aggieangelcrys wrote:LIAM! COPKILLERS AND LITS, NOW!
Like I asked in the JSS forum...are you ok????
Really shitty day...just work stuff............so let me cyber drink, ok?!?
Don't stop believing,
Crys
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by Ms_M » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:02 pm
aggieangelcrys wrote:Liam wrote:aggieangelcrys wrote:LIAM! COPKILLERS AND LITS, NOW!
Like I asked in the JSS forum...are you ok????
Really shitty day...just work stuff............so let me cyber drink, ok?!?
Sorry to hear that, sweetie. Hope the cyber drinks are helping. I can bring in the blinking Jello shots if needed.
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by aggieangelcrys » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:26 pm
you know it!Ms_M wrote:aggieangelcrys wrote:Liam wrote:aggieangelcrys wrote:LIAM! COPKILLERS AND LITS, NOW!
Like I asked in the JSS forum...are you ok????
Really shitty day...just work stuff............so let me cyber drink, ok?!?
Sorry to hear that, sweetie. Hope the cyber drinks are helping. I can bring in the blinking Jello shots if needed.
Don't stop believing,
Crys
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by Blondie » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:03 pm
Ok Michelle, I've had all of your blinking shots. Now what?!? I need more of something...
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by Ms_M » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:58 pm
Blondie wrote:Ok Michelle, I've had all of your blinking shots. Now what?!? I need more of something...
Sorry I wasn't up late enough last night. Of course, I'm up before the buttcrack of dawn today. Just a little anxious about a certain someone's weekend work schedule.
Should find out today. Fingers crossed!!!! Otherwise, I'm going to be a falling down drunk very EARLY on Saturday. LOL!- Ms_M
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by Blondie » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:59 am
Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Ok Michelle, I've had all of your blinking shots. Now what?!? I need more of something...
Sorry I wasn't up late enough last night. Of course, I'm up before the buttcrack of dawn today. Just a little anxious about a certain someone's weekend work schedule.
No problem. Chose to go to bed instead. Any news? I'm getting falling down drunk Sat. either way...
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by Liam » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:02 am
Blondie wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Ok Michelle, I've had all of your blinking shots. Now what?!? I need more of something...
Sorry I wasn't up late enough last night. Of course, I'm up before the buttcrack of dawn today. Just a little anxious about a certain someone's weekend work schedule.
No problem. Chose to go to bed instead. Any news? I'm getting falling down drunk Sat. either way...
Oh goodie. I get to babysit.
Liam
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by Ms_M » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:37 am
Liam wrote:Blondie wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Ok Michelle, I've had all of your blinking shots. Now what?!? I need more of something...
Sorry I wasn't up late enough last night. Of course, I'm up before the buttcrack of dawn today. Just a little anxious about a certain someone's weekend work schedule.
No problem. Chose to go to bed instead. Any news? I'm getting falling down drunk Sat. either way...
Oh goodie. I get to babysit.
Yes! Very good news for Saturday!
I'm sure you're a very good babysitter.... 
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by Blondie » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:37 am
Excellent M!
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by Liam » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:44 am
Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Excellent M!
It is going to a blast!! I am so glad to be able to celebrate this "milestone" in my life with good friends.
You're gonna love Jen. She'll make you wanna turn gay.
Liam
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by Rick » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:47 am
Liam wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Excellent M!
It is going to a blast!! I am so glad to be able to celebrate this "milestone" in my life with good friends.
You're gonna love Jen. She'll make you wanna turn gay.
I don't want to meet her then.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Ms_M » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:52 am
Liam wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Excellent M!
It is going to a blast!! I am so glad to be able to celebrate this "milestone" in my life with good friends.
You're gonna love Jen. She'll make you wanna turn gay.
I'm certain I will love her. Just not sure in THAT way... I'm VERY happy with my current status. LOL! (No offense, Jen!)
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by Liam » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:54 am
Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Excellent M!
It is going to a blast!! I am so glad to be able to celebrate this "milestone" in my life with good friends.
You're gonna love Jen. She'll make you wanna turn gay.
I don't want to meet her then.
No no, dude...Only WOMEN turn gay. She'd make a gay man straight.
Liam
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by Ms_M » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:02 am
Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Excellent M!
It is going to a blast!! I am so glad to be able to celebrate this "milestone" in my life with good friends.
You're gonna love Jen. She'll make you wanna turn gay.
I don't want to meet her then.
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by aggieangelcrys » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:25 am
Liam wrote:Yup....she IS that hot.
count me in!
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by Rick » Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:57 am
Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Excellent M!
It is going to a blast!! I am so glad to be able to celebrate this "milestone" in my life with good friends.
You're gonna love Jen. She'll make you wanna turn gay.
I don't want to meet her then.
No no, dude...Only WOMEN turn gay. She'd make a gay man straight.
Well in that case, there's some fags at work I'd like to introduce her to.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Liam » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:01 am
Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Ms_M wrote:Blondie wrote:Excellent M!
It is going to a blast!! I am so glad to be able to celebrate this "milestone" in my life with good friends.
You're gonna love Jen. She'll make you wanna turn gay.
I don't want to meet her then.
No no, dude...Only WOMEN turn gay. She'd make a gay man straight.
Well in that case, there's some fags at work I'd like to introduce her to.
Liam
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