Has Natalie,,,

[RedWingFan]

They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around.

Some are big, some are small, you know, different shapes and different sizes. There you have it.

have you ever lost your watch in one?

Hello....Hello....Hello....Hello

[stevew2]

or a clock??

They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around.

Some are big, some are small, you know, different shapes and different sizes. There you have it.

have you ever lost your watch in one?

[Behshad]

I think what most guys are hoping to hear is that you have done something like this:

[StevePerryHair]

[quote="Behshad"]I think what most guys are hoping to hear is that you have done something like this:



You do know where babies come from right?

[Natalie]

They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around.

Some are big, some are small, you know, different shapes and different sizes. There you have it.

have you ever lost your watch in one?

No, I wear my watch on my left wrist and I use my right hand for SVE's (that's the abbreviation for sterile vaginal exam)

[Behshad]

You do know where babies come from right?

You do know the saying "One thing let to another", right?

[Natalie]

I think what most guys are hoping to hear is that you have done something like this:



You do know where babies come from right?

Ah yes, but, you do know where 98% of babies born at my hostpital are fed from right??

[StevePerryHair]

I think what most guys are hoping to hear is that you have done something like this:



You do know where babies come from right?

Ah yes, but, you do know where 98% of babies born at my hostpital are fed from right??

I thought you just delivered them.

[Natalie]

You guys know I'm heterosexual right??????????????????????

[Rosebud]

I like to watch that show called "Dirty Jobs", it would be awesome if they would make an R rated version of that...

[Natalie]

I think what most guys are hoping to hear is that you have done something like this:



You do know where babies come from right?

Ah yes, but, you do know where 98% of babies born at my hostpital are fed from right??

I thought you just delivered them.

Oh no, my job is not done till they have gone home!

[StevePerryHair]

I think what most guys are hoping to hear is that you have done something like this:



You do know where babies come from right?

Ah yes, but, you do know where 98% of babies born at my hostpital are fed from right??

I thought you just delivered them.

Oh no, my job is not done till they have gone home!

Must be a small hospital?

[Behshad]

You guys know I'm heterosexual right??????????????????????

No , we dont,,, and youre not,,,,,

[Natalie]

You guys know I'm heterosexual right??????????????????????

No , we dont,,, and youre not,,,,,

Oh, I must be confused then, I thought I was. Hmmmm?????

[stevew2]

you only said it once

They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around.

Some are big, some are small, you know, different shapes and different sizes. There you have it.

have you ever lost your watch in one?

Hello....Hello....Hello....Hello

[stevew2]

makes you feel like the queen bee

i like that answer.... all the male bees are very jealous---but I would say looking at a vgaina for work is a lot different than looking at it for pleasure.

How in the world can you misspell vagina,you dissapoint me,that is worse than my quoting issues and my misspelling of less important words

[yulog]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

[yulog]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

"I'm your huckleberry"

[Natalie]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

"I'm your huckleberry"

Yeah, I knew you'd be my closest competition. So give us your numbers yul! And BTW-Happy Birthday tomorrow!!!!

[Behshad]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

Thank you, Thank you very much.......thank you very much ....very much.....much

[Natalie]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

[Behshad]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

7 years ago right now, I was in bed!

[Saint John]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

Gonna die trying.

[Rhiannon]

That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

Gonna die trying.

Filthy slut.

[Natalie]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

7 years ago right now, I was in bed!

So was I-a labor bed!!

Actually, I noticed, I should rephrase that-my oven was preheated, baked and ready to serve.

[Rhiannon]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

7 years ago right now, I was in bed!

So was I-a labor bed!!

Actually, I noticed, I should rephrase that-my oven was preheated, baked and ready to serve.

Seven years ago right now I was on a bus full of football players on our way back from the Regional Finals game... And I stop there.

[Natalie]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

To be specific, I was about eight centimeters dilated.

[Rhiannon]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

To be specific, I was about eight centimeters dilated.

That makes me hurt just thinking about it...
You should explain to the boys that doggy style birthing procedure!!

[Rip Rokken]

That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

Dang, that even tops Gene Simmons!

[Natalie]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

To be specific, I was about eight centimeters dilated.

That makes me hurt just thinking about it...
You should explain to the boys that doggy style birthing procedure!!

Oh, yeah, that ROCKS!! I didn't do it but I should have!!! My baby was in the Occiput posterior position and hands and knees is the best way to deliver those babies. My doc was going to use forceps to rotate her cuz after an hour and a half of pushing she wasn't moving-so I opted for an epidural at that point-hard to do the hands and knees thing when you can't feel your legs. Other than that-epidurals suck-if I had to do it again I wouldn't have one.