Has Natalie,,,

[bluejeangirl76]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

Maybe Wilt Chamberlain. But you've got all these guys beat.
And you have me beat by 4,679.

[Rhiannon]

Oh, yeah, that ROCKS!! I didnt' do it but I should have!!! My baby was in the Occiput posterior position and hands and knees is the best way to deliver those babies. My doc was going to use forceps to rotate her cuz after an hour and a half of pushing she wasn't moving-so I opted for an epidural at that point-hard to do the hands and knees thing when you can't feel your legs. Other than that-epiurals suck-if I had to do it again I wouldn't have one.

So, you see kids, you can begin a pregnancy with doggy style, and END it with doggy style too.

[stevew2]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

To be specific, I was about eight centimeters dilated.

do you have a tape measure?

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah, that ROCKS!! I didnt' do it but I should have!!! My baby was in the Occiput posterior position and hands and knees is the best way to deliver those babies. My doc was going to use forceps to rotate her cuz after an hour and a half of pushing she wasn't moving-so I opted for an epidural at that point-hard to do the hands and knees thing when you can't feel your legs. Other than that-epiurals suck-if I had to do it again I wouldn't have one.

So, you see kids, you can begin a pregnancy with doggy style, and END it with doggy style too.

OK, someone wanted funny stories earlier...here's one. I once had a patient on her hands and knees, on a blanket on the floor, I was sitting on the floor behind her stetching things out while she was pushing (this was all per her request) and her doctor walked in to deliver-he turned right around and walked out-laughing. Later he told me that the first thought that went through his mind when he walked in and saw it was "Natalie, I didn't know you were a lesbian." He had never delivered a baby like that before, he really wasn't willing to do it that day either but I didn't give him a choice, I just told him that's what we were doing.

[Behshad]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

To be specific, I was about eight centimeters dilated.

do you have a tape measure?

She did,,, she lost it 7 years ago,,,,

[Natalie]

7 years ago right now I was in labor!

To be specific, I was about eight centimeters dilated.

do you have a tape measure?

See the first two fingers of my right hand-on Kirk's shoulder? That's my tape measure!

[Rhiannon]

Oh, yeah, that ROCKS!! I didnt' do it but I should have!!! My baby was in the Occiput posterior position and hands and knees is the best way to deliver those babies. My doc was going to use forceps to rotate her cuz after an hour and a half of pushing she wasn't moving-so I opted for an epidural at that point-hard to do the hands and knees thing when you can't feel your legs. Other than that-epiurals suck-if I had to do it again I wouldn't have one.

So, you see kids, you can begin a pregnancy with doggy style, and END it with doggy style too.

OK, someone wanted funny stories earlier...here's one. I once had a patient on her hands and knees, on a blanket on the floor, I was sitting on the floor behind her stetching things out while she was pushing (this was all per her request) and her doctor walked in to deliver-he turned right around and walked out-laughing. Later he told me that the first thought that went through his mind when he walked in and saw it was "Natalie, I didn't know you were a lesbian." He had never delivered a baby like that before, he really wasn't willing to do it that day either but I didn't give him a choice, I just told him that's what we were doing.

By stretching things out, I assume you mean it looked like you were giving her the ol' fingeroo?
I helped one of my horses deliver once. I think I'd rather play around with a human vagina than a horse one.
Horses poop when they're giving birth too. Random fact. Some people doo-doo too. I read that somewhere.

[Natalie]

By stretching things out, I assume you mean it looked like you were giving her the ol' fingeroo?
I helped one of my horses deliver once. I think I'd rather play around with a human vagina than a horse one.
Horses poop when they're giving birth too. Random fact. Some people doo-doo too. I read that somewhere.

Yeah, but it's no biggie.

[Rhiannon]

Random fact. Some people doo-doo too. I read that somewhere.

Yeah, but it's no biggie.

I guess if I had a human coming out of me, that would be the least of my worries.

[Behshad]

BUMP

[Rhiannon]

BUMP

And somehow, that is still on topic...

[Blueskies]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

[Blueskies]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

[Behshad]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

And I'd be the happiest man alive!

[StevePerryHair]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

And I'd be the happiest man alive!

Um, then you would be a woman cause he is the last man on earth

[Blueskies]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

And I'd be the happiest man alive!

Um, then you would be a woman cause he is the last man on earth

good one, ya beat me to it

[StevePerryHair]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

And I'd be the happiest man alive!

Or would he be the happiest man alive because he and Yulog could hook up, hmmmm

[Blueskies]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

And I'd be the happiest man alive!

Or would he be the happiest man alive because he and Yulog could hook up, hmmmm

omg! spit water all over my comp!

[Deb]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

Oh come on now, how could you not love this face!

[Blueskies]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

and if you were the only man on earth I would still be a virgin

Oh come on now, how could you not love this face!

DEB! Not cool! Now I'll have nightmare's tonight, for sure! ugh!

[Behshad]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

OK,, sorry , I pushed the wrong quote button on you since you decided to post few posts in a row,(guess cause you were mad you missed this fun thread when it was HOT"

So what I mean is, that if you would reconsider, I can guarantee every man , except for St John of course, would be happy and throwin a big party for you and your new life style.

Also, how can you be 100% hetero, when at times you seem like youre 80% a bitch !?:)

[StevePerryHair]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

OK,, sorry , I pushed the wrong quote button on you since you decided to post few posts in a row,(guess cause you were mad you missed this fun thread when it was HOT"

So what I mean is, that if you would reconsider, I can guarantee every man , except for St John of course, would be happy and throwin a big party for you and your new life style.

Also, how can you be 100% hetero, when at times you seem like youre 80% a bitch !?:)

I KNEW you pushed the wrong quote button. I just HAD to have fun with it

[Blueskies]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

OK,, sorry , I pushed the wrong quote button on you since you decided to post few posts in a row,(guess cause you were mad you missed this fun thread when it was HOT"

So what I mean is, that if you would reconsider, I can guarantee every man , except for St John of course, would be happy and throwin a big party for you and your new life style.

Also, how can you be 100% hetero, when at times you seem like youre 80% a bitch !?:)

give it up dude,....ya already fumbled the ball....and I'm not interested..K?

[Behshad]

Somehow this is how I would picture the "baby Phyllis" if poor Yulog went through with it

[Blueskies]

Somehow this is how I would picture the "baby Phyllis" if poor Yulog went through with it

right beside your AV...THAT"S YOU!!!

[Behshad]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

OK,, sorry , I pushed the wrong quote button on you since you decided to post few posts in a row,(guess cause you were mad you missed this fun thread when it was HOT"

So what I mean is, that if you would reconsider, I can guarantee every man , except for St John of course, would be happy and throwin a big party for you and your new life style.

Also, how can you be 100% hetero, when at times you seem like youre 80% a bitch !?:)

give it up dude,....ya already fumbled the ball....and I'm not interested..K?

Yep I did fumble the ball, but doesnt mean I give up on one fumble. If youre not intressted then stop coming back to this thread.

[Blueskies]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

OK,, sorry , I pushed the wrong quote button on you since you decided to post few posts in a row,(guess cause you were mad you missed this fun thread when it was HOT"

So what I mean is, that if you would reconsider, I can guarantee every man , except for St John of course, would be happy and throwin a big party for you and your new life style.

Also, how can you be 100% hetero, when at times you seem like youre 80% a bitch !?:)

give it up dude,....ya already fumbled the ball....and I'm not interested..K?

Yep I did fumble the ball, but doesnt mean I give up on one fumble. If youre not intressted then stop coming back to this thread.

well don't cry about it now....geesh!

[Behshad]

Somehow this is how I would picture the "baby Phyllis" if poor Yulog went through with it

right beside your AV...THAT"S YOU!!!

That must be the funniest post of the year!!!
Either that, your you need your eyes checked, before you flunk your driver's license renewal vision test.,,,,,,
Wait I forgot ,,, you dont need a Driver's license for that broom of yours,,,my bad

[StevePerryHair]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

OK,, sorry , I pushed the wrong quote button on you since you decided to post few posts in a row,(guess cause you were mad you missed this fun thread when it was HOT"

So what I mean is, that if you would reconsider, I can guarantee every man , except for St John of course, would be happy and throwin a big party for you and your new life style.

Also, how can you be 100% hetero, when at times you seem like youre 80% a bitch !?:)

give it up dude,....ya already fumbled the ball....and I'm not interested..K?

Yep I did fumble the ball, but doesnt mean I give up on one fumble. If youre not intressted then stop coming back to this thread.

well don't cry about it now....geesh!

Phyllis, I was just teasing him cause I caught a mistake he made. And I'm sure he was teasing in his original post about you. Somehow I think you come across as serious and mean around here though. That's what makes you a target.

[Behshad]

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

haha!, funny, Beshad, ....I'm 100% hetero though..no way would I go gay...BUT...if the world were only full of men like you I might reconsider.

OK,, sorry , I pushed the wrong quote button on you since you decided to post few posts in a row,(guess cause you were mad you missed this fun thread when it was HOT"

So what I mean is, that if you would reconsider, I can guarantee every man , except for St John of course, would be happy and throwin a big party for you and your new life style.

Also, how can you be 100% hetero, when at times you seem like youre 80% a bitch !?:)

give it up dude,....ya already fumbled the ball....and I'm not interested..K?

Yep I did fumble the ball, but doesnt mean I give up on one fumble. If youre not intressted then stop coming back to this thread.

well don't cry about it now....geesh!

I love to cry,so mind your own business,,,,,
I thought you were done,,,, so why keep coming back,,,,
I guess you just cant leave it be then,,,,
And you wonder why I cry!?