FINALLY- GOOD NEWS

[Rockindeano]

Well, who else in this country or this world could unify all of us and put us into a happy place?

Orenthal.

OJ Simpson has violated his probation and is in custody and on his way to Vegas jail.

Hell Yes!

OJ will replace Obama, Hillary and MCCain on all the news for the next few days. All OJ TV, all the Time.

[Saint John]

Number 2, hands down.

[conversationpc]

Dang! OJ is good for some entertainment every couple years or so, isn't he?

[Rhiannon]

This is shaping up into a fine start to 2008.

[conversationpc]

Now we can only hope that, while he is bending over in the shower to pick up the soap he dropped, some fat, sweaty, hairy guy rams it right up the poop shoot.

[Rockindeano]

Now we can only hope that, while he is bending over in the shower to pick up the soap he dropped, some fat, sweaty, hairy guy rams it right up the poop shoot.

Mike Tyson?

Now see, if I could photoshop, I would bring you good people visual aid.

[Moon Beam]

The thought of OJ on the other side of the freedom we all know makes me smile.


*sigh*

[Red13JoePa]

Another crooked USC tailback.

[Lady Luck]

Now we can only hope that, while he is bending over in the shower to pick up the soap he dropped, some fat, sweaty, hairy guy rams it right up the poop shoot.

That visual I could've done without.

[chf34jmac]

Isn't any visual for that ---------------------Yet

[Rockindeano]

Watchin the Juice stroll into the courtroom, smiling at people. One lady was scared shitless, and kind of scooted away. Can you blame her?

This guy is great.

[chf34jmac]

Wonder if he'll be pitching or catching once he's back in the clink.

[The Sushi Hunter]

If O.J. goes to jail, think of the riots and the beating of innocent people that will result. It would be a lot less problematic and cheaper in the long run to keep him out of jail.

[mistiejourney]

Now we can only hope that, while he is bending over in the shower to pick up the soap he dropped, some fat, sweaty, hairy guy rams it right up the poop shoot.

I've always admired your subtlety!

[Rockindeano]

If O.J. goes to jail, think of the riots and the beating of innocent people that will result. It would be a lot less problematic and cheaper in the long run to keep him out of jail.

How you figure? That LAPD investigation and slow speed pursuit costs tons of bank. This guy will get into more trouble and use up much more police resources.

[Saint John]

If O.J. goes to jail, think of the riots and the beating of innocent people that will result. It would be a lot less problematic and cheaper in the long run to keep him out of jail.

What? I'd like to see you explain that to the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. I hope you were kidding/baiting.

[Vladan]

About time! - Now I was only a kid when he was first on Trial for the murder of his wife. Seriously good news, let's hope he becomes somebodies bitch, and tosses the salad on a regular basis.

Pick up that bar of soap

[mikemarrs]

i quit drinking ten years ago but i come very close to drinking a glass of champaigne to celebrate that fucking murdering coksucker being back in the slammer.everyone knows that asshole got off the hook.i'll just pop a vicodin or three instead

[Rick]

i quit drinking ten years ago

What in the world makes you want to get up in the morning?

[Saint John]

i quit drinking ten years ago

What in the world makes you want to get up in the morning?

Best line of the week.

[Rockindeano]

i quit drinking ten years ago but i come very close to drinking a glass of champaigne to celebrate that fucking murdering coksucker being back in the slammer.everyone knows that asshole got off the hook.i'll just pop a vicodin or three instead

LOVE your choice of words here. I don't seem to remember you dropping "murdering fucking cocksucker" before.

Nice work. I would hope I helped to "shape" you here

[Perrydise]

Now we can only hope that, while he is bending over in the shower to pick up the soap he dropped, some fat, sweaty, hairy guy rams it right up the poop shoot.

Oh the nightmares I am gonna have over this visual

[San Diego Gary]

i quit drinking ten years ago

What in the world makes you want to get up in the morning?

Yeah, after all, that's all the better you're going to feel all day.

[conversationpc]

Now we can only hope that, while he is bending over in the shower to pick up the soap he dropped, some fat, sweaty, hairy guy rams it right up the poop shoot.

Oh the nightmares I am gonna have over this visual

You have Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts Are for Assholes" for that...

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one of the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself, girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's what I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch, Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute

[Ms_M]

I don't drink beer, so buying a 12 pack would be a major deal. I would love to see him stay in jail until his trial, but I'm not holding my breath.

[The Sushi Hunter]

If O.J. goes to jail, think of the riots and the beating of innocent people that will result. It would be a lot less problematic and cheaper in the long run to keep him out of jail.

What? I'd like to see you explain that to the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. I hope you were kidding/baiting.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I don't think he did it. What I'm saying is, this O.J. trail was the biggest thing since the King beatings/trial and riots that followed. To stop the riots, authorities agreed to bring back the four cops and put them back on another trial, at which point the outcome was jail time for them. Don't think for a second that the fact that those riots took place did not play a part on the O.J. trial and outcome. I'm telling you, the O.J. issue was so big that there would have been major malfunctions had O.J. been found guilty.

And for those too young to remember, there were people bringing in small portable tvs to work, especially on the day that they were announcing the verdict. People were gathered in clusters around each tv and you could hear a friggin pin drop right as the verdicts were about to be read live. It was probably as close a scene as on the day that man setting foot on moon was televised. The office was just completely dead silent and as the not guilty verdict was read, 98% of the workforces jaw hit the deck. We had a few people who were sceaming in happiness, those were the few who believed he was innocent. For the rest of the day, the office was pretty much a ghost town but everyone was there working, due to the shock factor. I was living in the hood/ghetto at that time and when I was driving home after work that day, blacks were out in the street celebrating and pointing at me and laughing cause I'm white. It wouldn't have been that way at all had O.J. been convicted. What made the trial so intense was the race card that the defense used even though they preached before hand that this card was one that they wouldn't use nor had to use to clear their client the O.J. It was the cops vs O.J. during that trial and F.U. Bailey and the rest of the pudsuckers on the "dreamteam" were inflaming the jury and the public each and every time they used the "N" word in court. F.U. Bailey would say it like he meant it when he would belt it out in court each time. I was heavy into listening to Stern back then and they'd play the audio every day during the Stern radio news section at the end of every show. Since Johnny Cockring is pushing up daisies now, who knows how this new O.J. trial will go. It's obviously going to be interesting. If there's a white cops vs black guy on video incident any day now, you can kiss O.J. going to jail for any amount of time goodbye.

[stevew2]

They should just take that fucker out the side door and hang him, or back over him in a Escalde that would seem more fitting, total peice of shit

[Rockindeano]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I don't think he did it. What I'm saying is, this O.J. trail was the biggest thing since the King beatings/trial and riots that followed. To stop the riots, authorities agreed to bring back the four cops and put them back on another trial, at which point the outcome was jail time for them. Don't think for a second that the fact that those riots took place did not play a part on the O.J. trial and outcome. I'm telling you, the O.J. issue was so big that there would have been major malfunctions had O.J. been found guilty.

And for those too young to remember, there were people bringing in small portable tvs to work, especially on the day that they were announcing the verdict. People were gathered in clusters around each tv and you could hear a friggin pin drop right as the verdicts were about to be read live. It was probably as close a scene as on the day that man setting foot on moon was televised. The office was just completely dead silent and as the not guilty verdict was read, 98% of the workforces jaw hit the deck. We had a few people who were sceaming in happiness, those were the few who believed he was innocent. For the rest of the day, the office was pretty much a ghost town but everyone was there working, due to the shock factor. I was living in the hood/ghetto at that time and when I was driving home after work that day, blacks were out in the street celebrating and pointing at me and laughing cause I'm white. It wouldn't have been that way at all had O.J. been convicted. What made the trial so intense was the race card that the defense used even though they preached before hand that this card was one that they wouldn't use nor had to use to clear their client the O.J. It was the cops vs O.J. during that trial and F.U. Bailey and the rest of the pudsuckers on the "dreamteam" were inflaming the jury and the public each and every time they used the "N" word in court. F.U. Bailey would say it like he meant it when he would belt it out in court each time. I was heavy into listening to Stern back then and they'd play the audio every day during the Stern radio news section at the end of every show. Since Johnny Cockring is pushing up daisies now, who knows how this new O.J. trial will go. It's obviously going to be interesting. If there's a white cops vs black guy on video incident any day now, you can kiss O.J. going to jail for any amount of time goodbye.

Best post I have read here in a long long time.

[Rick]

I don't see people scurrying to his defense this time. L.A. set O.J. up on this deal. They've had a boner for him for a long time. And I say bravo L.A.. Get this murdering sonofabitch behind bars where he can spend the rest of his smug days getting his shit pushed in.

[Rip Rokken]

OJ will replace Obama, Hillary and MCCain on all the news for the next few days. All OJ TV, all the Time.

Damn straight!!! Nostalgia is very powerful, and that's exactly where we need our heads to be for the next few months. Juice no longer on the loose!