Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table !

by **Andrew** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:21 pm

Fact Finder wrote:Seriously Andrew, the news will print anything salicious nowadays. They need to keep an audience. We on the other hand are mostly guys, just picking on this low life picnic table fucking weirdo. He deserves it don't ya think?

Very true.

And since when has rubbing yourself against something been classed as intercourse? :shock:

Heaven help us....

by **mistiejourney** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:24 pm

7 Wishes wrote:My former roommate was the nurse manager for a local E.R.

My favourite story - and there are many, including retards with apples and frozen hot dogs stuck in certain places - had to be the one about the guy who showed up early one morning...wearing a trench coat, with a Hoover vacuum in his right hand, and the hose snaked around under his coat, presumably stuck on an unmentionable.

I mean, how do you look the doctor in the eye with that one? "Yeah, I was vacuuming, and I slipped, and...."

It really is amazing how many people happen to fall off ladders and suck up foreign bodies into a certain orifice. Very dangerous, those ladders! :lol:

by **yulog** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:38 pm

Personally i prefer mexican to cedar

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:42 am

Rick wrote:I think this thread has run it's course. I think the lesson learned here is not to fuck the picnic table when cameras are rolling.

If he did it with a woman on the table, would it qualify as a threesome?

by **Sarah** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:30 am

Men will fuck anything. :roll:

Rule 34 of the Internet (I didn't make this up): If It Exists, There Is Porn Of It.

by **Saint John** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:41 am

Sarah wrote:Men will fuck anything.

"Almost" anything is the proper terminology, young lady.

Some of us draw the line at picnic tables. :lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:57 am

Saint John wrote:"Almost" anything is the proper terminology, young lady. Some of us draw the line at picnic tables.

Wise choice... you never know who's been sitting at them.

by **yulog** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:54 am

Sarah wrote:Men will fuck anything.

Rule 34 of the Internet (I didn't make this up): If It Exists, There Is Porn Of It.

This is funny coming from a woman,have you seen what the girls are doing it with

cucumbers
bottles
pylon cones
entire arms(male or female)
horses
dogs
beer cans
oranges
shetland pony
tremendous dildos
african american men
baseball bats
donkeys

I think its fair to say that you ladies will hump anything as well

by **cookieduster** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:41 am

T-Bone wrote:He was probably bored with the furniture that was in the house....

Gee people are weird.

by **hoagiepete** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:29 am

Was foreplay getting some eats on the table?

by **Lady Luck** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:31 am

yulog wrote:Personally i prefer mexican to cedar

LMAO!!

by **Sarah** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:57 am

yulog wrote:This is funny coming from a woman,have you seen what the girls are doing it with

cucumbers
bottles
pylon cones
entire arms(male or female)
horses
dogs
beer cans
oranges
shetland pony
tremendous dildos
african american men
baseball bats
donkeys

I think its fair to say that you ladies will hump anything as well

Yeah but guys do it for fun, chicks do it for money. lol

african american men

wtf

by **piecesofeight** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:07 pm

Mudshark..or was it a Red Snapper.. :lol:

by **yulog** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:18 pm

Sarah wrote:
yulog wrote:This is funny coming from a woman,have you seen what the girls are doing it with

cucumbers
bottles
pylon cones
entire arms(male or female)
horses
dogs
beer cans
oranges
shetland pony
tremendous dildos
african american men
baseball bats
donkeys

I think its fair to say that you ladies will hump anything as well

Yeah but guys do it for fun, chicks do it for money. lol

african american men

wtf[/quote
Yeah,you look to young to get that one

by **Saint John** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:23 pm

piecesofeight wrote:Mudshark..or was it a Red Snapper..

Wow...haven't heard the term "mudshark" in a LONG time. Nicely done.

by **Sarah** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:27 pm

yulog wrote:Yeah,you look to young to get that one

Durr hurr. What's wrong with doing a black guy? Are you racist or something?

by **Saint John** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:28 pm

Sarah wrote:
yulog wrote:Yeah,you look to young to get that one

Durr hurr. What's wrong with doing a black guy? Are you racist or something?

Doing a black guy would make him a fucking homo, not a racist. :lol:

by **piecesofeight** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:30 pm

Saint John wrote:
Sarah wrote:
yulog wrote:Yeah,you look to young to get that one

Durr hurr. What's wrong with doing a black guy? Are you racist or something?

Doing a black guy would make him a fucking homo, not a racist.

by **Andrew** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:37 pm

Folks...we need to get talking about something else. Anything. Seriously.

by **yulog** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:01 pm

Sarah wrote:
yulog wrote:Yeah,you look to young to get that one

Durr hurr. What's wrong with doing a black guy? Are you racist or something?

My goodness you are young, this one just went over your head, chalk it up to inexperience i guess, someday you will get it

by **caboshooter** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:53 pm

Fact Finder wrote:Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest

March 28, 2008

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

Holy shit....this is 10 MINUTES from my house and I hear about it here!! :shock:

by **Liquid_Drummer** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:00 am

BELLEVUE, Ohio. Isnt that where buffalo bill from Silence of the Lambs lived when agent Starling caught him ? Spooky place !

MR

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